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The Magical Being


Since: 11-02-05
From: Wisconsin

Since last post: 6035 days
Last activity: 6021 days
Posted on 11-03-05 06:20 PM Link | Quote
Do you ever get those long annoying machine messages but have to admit that there kind of funny ?! Let them be seen here .

You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.

(Last edited by The Magical Being on 11-03-05 09:30 PM)

Dragon Fly

Since: 09-19-05
From: Woodlawn, TN

Since last post: 5167 days
Last activity: 5105 days
Posted on 11-09-05 02:13 AM Link | Quote
My sister put the montey python's meaning of life movie on her cell phone answering section.. well the part of the movie that says..............................


its rather funny.....

Red Super Koopa
Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....

Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

Since last post: 5237 days
Last activity: 5177 days
Posted on 11-09-05 03:31 AM Link | Quote
Heh. when I was still living with my mum and my parents were still together, I changed our message quite a few times. One of my favorites was in a Southern Accent:

"Howdy y'all! You've reached the home of Alan, Robin, Jamie and Jenna. Unfortunatly, we're not around right now, but if you leave us a message, we'll shurly get right back to ya!"

(Keep in mind that's in a bubbly Southern accent. VERY bubbly).

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt

Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3685 days
Last activity: 3679 days
Posted on 11-09-05 10:18 AM Link | Quote
"Hello!...This is master Shake the people are not home and their not oging to pick up because they dont like at the beep...get a nimrods!"

Gee, if any of you Aqua Tenn Hunger Force fans can tell me where that came from...

and my mom's cell phone has me on there saying


I wanna see the looks on their faces when they hear that answering machine....
The Accidental Protege

Iggy Koopa
I\"m your accidental protege...
The gift, the blood, the thrownaway...\"

Since: 03-08-05
From: Marching on the city of Southern Cross

Since last post: 294 days
Last activity: 294 days
Posted on 11-16-05 08:38 PM Link | Quote
"Hello. You have reached Ahhnold's Pizza Shop. I am not here right now, I am out killing pepperoni... Each pizza is served with Pepperoni and 9mm bullets. You want Mushrooms? I kill you. You want Pineapple? What the fuck is that? I kill you!... Leave your name, number, serial number, and how many times you would like to be shot, and I'll get back to you."
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