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Savedox

Berserker
You put a bullet in my head, Till black turns to red! This could all end in tragedy!








Since: 08-20-04
From: Read \"Real Name\"

Since last post: 3093 days
Last activity: 182 days
Posted on 10-17-05 12:43 AM Link | Quote
First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....

Xeoman

Ball and Chain Trooper
Administrator








Since: 08-14-04
From: 255

Since last post: 75 days
Last activity: 11 days
Posted on 10-17-05 10:53 AM Link | Quote
Spoiler:
Now that's a plot twist!
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 2 days
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Posted on 10-17-05 12:54 PM Link | Quote
Now why would you be doing that at night, though?
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

Rave Atom








Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 1386 days
Last activity: 1299 days
Posted on 10-20-05 10:25 PM Link | Quote
I somehow figured it was a cow when it came to the placing of the hands.
Gan Ning

Snifit








Since: 10-21-04
From: Love Shack, that's where it's at

Since last post: 1986 days
Last activity: 1986 days
Posted on 10-23-05 06:55 AM Link | Quote
Ahh...nothing better than erotic poetry...

Wait a second!

A COW?!


Of course, I wasn't in the least bit aroused by reading that... *coughs awkwardly, then runs*
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

Rave Atom








Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 1386 days
Last activity: 1299 days
Posted on 10-31-05 04:11 PM Link | Quote
Now, do you mean cow as in the animal cow, or cow as in disgustingly large woman cow?
Gan Ning

Snifit








Since: 10-21-04
From: Love Shack, that's where it's at

Since last post: 1986 days
Last activity: 1986 days
Posted on 11-01-05 11:40 AM Link | Quote
It's best not to ask those types of questions, Cyro.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3106 days
Last activity: 3099 days
Posted on 11-08-05 01:30 PM Link | Quote
So...

:: Sajin just stands there with an opened mouth...surprised at the poem ::

....why?
Evo

Red Super Koopa
Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....








Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

Since last post: 4658 days
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Posted on 11-09-05 03:44 AM Link | Quote
Oh man, I haven't heard that one in a long time. It caught me by surprise the first time I heard it. LoL
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3106 days
Last activity: 3099 days
Posted on 11-09-05 09:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Evo
Oh man, I haven't heard that one in a long time. It caught me by surprise the first time I heard it. LoL


Wait a miunite you heard that before?
Evo

Red Super Koopa
Watching you fall brings joy to my heart....








Since: 08-16-04
From: Oregon

Since last post: 4658 days
Last activity: 4598 days
Posted on 11-09-05 08:31 PM Link | Quote
A different version of it, yes. THe other version I heard had more lines, and it made it sound a little more like he was going to get laid by a chick. Heh.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 3106 days
Last activity: 3099 days
Posted on 11-14-05 10:58 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Evo
A different version of it, yes. THe other version I heard had more lines, and it made it sound a little more like he was going to get laid by a chick. Heh.


:: Sajin still stands there with a joint in hand, wondering endlessly why someone made that poem ::

...Why?
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