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Clathana Magician          Since: 05-15-05 From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY! Since last post: 6699 days Last activity: 6699 days |
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Your mamma is so fat when she sees a bus go down the street she says stop that twinkee! (Last edited by Clathana on 05-23-05 09:04 PM) |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt  Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| Yo mam's so fat...she takes poster poloroids.....
Yo mam's so fat...her butt cheeks talk to each other "ill go this way, then you go that way" Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonase on her tylonol pills A little bit grose..... Yo mama's crabs are so big, Red Lobsters trying to get some Yo mama's crabs are so big, they drive dune buggy's |
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Cyro Xero Rune Mage  Rave Atom  Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days |
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| Yo mama so fat that when went out on a roof with wearing a Malcolm X T-shirt helicopters tried landing on here.
Yo mama so fat her poop can clog a black hole. Yo mama so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out. Yo mama so fat that she plays pool with the planets. |
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Clathana Magician Since: 05-15-05 From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY! Since last post: 6699 days Last activity: 6699 days |
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| Yo moma so fat when she jumps in the sky she gets stuck...
just wanted too add these ....... Yo moma so stupid she buys money off of ebay.... Yo moma is like a pooltable,put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls.. (Last edited by Clathana on 05-30-05 10:24 AM) |
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Master Naruto Magician  Since: 08-21-04 Since last post: 6694 days Last activity: 4224 days |
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| Yo mama is so fat.....
--She has to drive a spandex car! --Ryan's charges her an entrance fee. Can't think of any others right now. Sry |
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Shuyin Baron of Radical  Since: 08-19-04 Since last post: 3964 days Last activity: 3870 days |
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| Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Prego.
And my favorite one since Middle School: Yo mama's like a vacuum: She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back!   Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4643 days Last activity: 4603 days |
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| Yo mama's so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck | |||
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Spartan Metal battleaxe Is back. Kind of. Since: 11-15-04 Since last post: 88 days Last activity: 76 days |
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| Yo mama so fat she was walking to K-mart Tripped on Wal-Mart and landed right on Target...
ROFL my computer apps teacher is giving me funny looks now... |
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DRTY_DOM Bat  Since: 05-17-05 From: Harris County Since last post: 6286 days Last activity: 6270 days |
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| Your mommas so fat, when she goes outeside in a raincoat, people mistake her for a taxi cab.
Your mommas so fat, "she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck". Your mommas so fat, "after having sex, I rolled over twice, and was still on the bitch". I got the last two from the a movie I watched a long time ago. I can't remember the name of it thouhgh. |
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Spyware Bobo Zomg!  Since: 08-14-04 Since last post: 5670 days Last activity: 5539 days |
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| Your momma is SO fat, when she walks in front of the TV you miss 3 Shows. | |||
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Clathana Magician Since: 05-15-05 From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY! Since last post: 6699 days Last activity: 6699 days |
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| Yo moma so fat when she stood on Florida's beach she tipped Florida off the U.S map. | |||
Angel of Deceit Archer Since: 04-15-05 From: I thought you knew thats why I asked. Since last post: 7077 days Last activity: 6988 days |
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| 1) Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
2) Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light 3) Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world 4) Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again 5) Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide 6) Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish 7) Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle Thats all i got for now mabye ill post more later. |
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Cyro Xero Rune Mage Rave Atom Since: 02-23-05 From: Minnesota!! Since last post: 49 days Last activity: 49 days |
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| Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: "L.A., Chicago, New York..."
Yo mama's so fat she has her own area code. Yo mama's so fat when she sit around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Yo mama's so fat McDonlads cups now come in four sizes: small, medium, large, and your mama. |
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Ryan Ptooie Is back! Since: 10-01-04 From: Stafford, UK Since last post: 4643 days Last activity: 4603 days |
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Originally posted by Darth_Drty_Joo They sound like the ones from The Nutty Professor |
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Broken Dreams Thief  Since: 05-29-05 From: California Since last post: 6625 days Last activity: 6625 days |
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Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies. Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars Fat Jokes- Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out. Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic. Yo momma's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her. |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets. Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose. Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse yo mama is so stupid jokes Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif Yo mama is so FUCKING stupid, she tried waking up a sleeping bag... Thats all i have... <.< >.> I have the most so far...  |
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hdiddy Newcomer  Since: 05-29-05 Since last post: 7045 days Last activity: 6699 days |
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| Your momma's so fat when she dressed up in a red suit a kid said "Hey look over there it's the Koolaid guy." | |||
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Broken Dreams Thief Since: 05-29-05 From: California Since last post: 6625 days Last activity: 6625 days |
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| Yo momma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.
Yo momma's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!! Yo momma's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. Yo momma's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster. Yo momma's so nasty, she breeds crabs. Yo momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord. Yo momma's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!" Yo momma's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!" Yo momma's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium. Yo momma's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts." Yo momma's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head. Yo momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down. Yo momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left. Yo momma's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea. Yo momma's so nasty, her tits give sour milk. Yo momma's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas. |
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Clathana Magician Since: 05-15-05 From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY! Since last post: 6699 days Last activity: 6699 days |
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| Yo moma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.
Yo moma so fat she needs a map to find her butt. Yo moma so fat when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough. |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| Yo mama wears an eye patch and a peg leg saying "Who are you calling long John Silver?"
Yo mama has 11 fingers and seventeen toes and STILL cant count to 28.... Yo mama smells like 2 week old cabbage.... |
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