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venomouslobster Scarfy          Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6118 days Last activity: 5367 days |
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| MAAAAH MAAAAAH MAAAAAH MAAAAAH MAAAAAAH bleated the alarm clock in a shrill tinny and wholly offensive mannner. Norton opened one eye to glare at it, then stubbornly shut it again, hoping blearily that perhaps the alarm would get bored and go bother someone else or else decide that it was not infact noon. Unfortunatly the clock was a very stubborn sort of clock and held fast to its shreiking. Norton stuck one arm out of the covers and feebly slapped around on the night table knocking something fragile sounding off the table and mashing buttons on the offending clock until it stopped making noise. Norton wriggled back into a comfortable position under the blankets in triumph and drifted off to sleep where he dreamed fitfully of a splendid woman whose eyes were as soft as feather and as deep as eternity itself, and whose body was the spectacular dance of atoms and universes. Pyrotechnics of pure energy formed her flowing hair, and rainbows manifested and dissolved as she spoke in a warm and gentle voice:
Norton, you are the chosen of chaos....you must bring madness to the....MAAAAH MAAAAH MAAAH MAAAAH "whoofsatwhaa?" said Norton, as he woke up againto the honking beep of that damn alarm, he sat up, furious at being parted with the dream woman and yanked the cord out of the wall... who was that...she was beautiful..no...stellar...maybe if he went back to sleep he could dream of her some more. He lay down and closed his eyes and waited for sleep to overtake him, but sleep did not come...sleep was off attending to other people on the other side of the world and had no time to come to him. so he lie there pondering the strange dream and also pondered whether he wanted to get up and eat or just lie there for a while longer....(TO BE CONTINUED) |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 102 days Last activity: 102 days |
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| Nice way of getting the reader intrigued... though I couldn't help but laugh at the alarm clock noise. Please continue this, I want to know what happens. | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6118 days Last activity: 5367 days |
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| Within Nortons mind there raged a battle of epic proportion betwixt his lethargy and his stomach, but the battle of wakefullness was brought to a close when a third and extremely uncomfortable party joined the fracas: his bladder, which in an instant sent Norton out of bed and dashing over foetid floor sundries to the bathroom... and as he and the porcelain man discussed the purchase of a horse, he spied in the mirror something odd...and realized of a sudden that his chest was now tattoo'd with a gold symbol about the size of the palm of his hand, a symbol much like a ying yang.
Moments later he was on the phone to be continued |
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Stitch Roy Koopa Holy crap, it is the RoboCoonie!  Since: 08-20-04 From: California Since last post: 724 days Last activity: 724 days |
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| I'm guessing you need filler to repost...very funny though, and I'm quite intrigued...since I've nothing more to do at the moment.
More please... |
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6118 days Last activity: 5367 days |
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| I WOULD POST MORE BUT EVERY TIME I WRITE SOMETHING IT GETS EATEN!!!! | |||
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 102 days Last activity: 102 days |
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| Well, eat real food instead of the paper you write it on. We want more damn you! | |||
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venomouslobster Scarfy Since: 05-03-05 From: california (knows how to party) Since last post: 6118 days Last activity: 5367 days |
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| About five miles away from norton, there was an apartment. It was by no means a large apartment but the type of cramped loft apartment that seems to be made entirely of linoleum, formica, and cat hair. The floor of the apartment looked as though a brewery, a library, and some factory in japan where pocky and ramen was produced, had all been ransacked by the same group of unwashed Viking raiders, who then took the resulting mess and deposited it evenly across the already unclean carpet. The furniture situation was unfortunate, because there was none; no bed, no chairs, just some assorted gaming equipment hooked up to a television with a small hoard of games and dvd’s on it in one corner, and a very very very large safe in the next. On top of the safe there was a computer that was as sleek, and streamlined as it was powerful, this was used by the apartment owner primarily for downloading things. He would spend minutes downloading schematics and blueprints from sites that were not supposed to exist, blueprints to buildings containing articles of value, and schematics of security systems… he would also download porn and anime and porn that was anime. Inside the safe were more curious items, such as a set of hardrives, waiting to be sent to a fence in Amsterdam who would pay something to the tune of $10000 in unmarked bills for the information they contained. Next to the hardrives was a long black case containing a black bodysuit that made practicly no sound at all, some rope, an assortment of black shiny mechanical items with indiscernible utilities, a set of goggles that could see through walls people, and if the situation called for it, blouses, and there were also a number of passports, and small stacks of bills from various locations around the world, also there was an empty beer bottle.
From somewhere in the thick padding of garbage the phone rang. Beer bottles and ramen packages flew as a person erupted from beneath them. Fingers (the apartment owner) fumbled around tiredly for the phone, found it and answered… Hello city morgue… A cow? A sacred cow is on your chest? And you assume that I have something to do this cow on your chest? Dude… I didn’t tattoo any damn cow on you…no man I put you in a cab and sent you home…then I passed out….. ….ok sure come on over… *to be continued* |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 102 days Last activity: 102 days |
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| There, was that so hard? Why do I have the feeling that Fingers is based on Pockets? Heh heh heh. Anywho, do continue oh odd one. |
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