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Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 04-17-05 02:48 PM Link | Quote
I remember this thread made 8 pages last year, im reviving it and asking once again.

What would you do for a klondike bar? *warning !! language*

I would fingerfuck a toilet, and french kiss a lightsocket.
I'd run up butt naked and bear hug a cactus
Id get an operation on my eyeball while riding in a dune buggy
Id literally KILL for one!
........thats all i have, ill update it soon!
Astrophel
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Since: 10-03-04
From: Azul Lux Orbital, Kirin Beta

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Posted on 04-17-05 02:52 PM Link | Quote
I remember a conversation with one of my friends on this subject. Suffice to say he didn't like them. Here's what I remember of it.

"Do you know how much crack I'd have to be on to poison myself with one of those? I don't even think crack is strong enough"

That's where my memory cuts off, partially because of how much I was laughing. I've never had one, so I'll go with this:

I'd pay the fucking forty-five cents and be done with it.
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Posted on 04-17-05 02:54 PM Link | Quote
I'd ask nicely for one. Yes indeed I would.
Azen Dalin

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Posted on 04-18-05 04:52 PM Link | Quote
I would run into the nearest traffic lane and scream "STOP" and hopefully not get hit then munch on one.

I would run around my high school screaming, "MY MOTHER FUCKED A BEAR LAST NIGHT!"

I would slap the nearest chicks ass...wait I already do that XD

I would slap the nearest guys ass...wait I do that too

I would smack a saint and run into a confessional and tell them all the dirty, naughty things I've done in the loudest voice I could.

I would pronounce that some random guy on the street is a Vampire in the loudest voice and then run him through with a stake.

I would get mauled by an animal...and live to eat the KLONDIKE BAR!

I would steal an old man's denchers.

That's all I can think of that I would do. XD none of them are really funny, but they are things I would do just for that small chocolate waffer filled with vanilla ice-cream
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Posted on 04-18-05 07:58 PM Link | Quote
I could go to the grocery store and buy a pack of them, or I could just go to my grandmother's house and raid her freezer.

Klondike bars are good, but they aren't that good to be a complete and total dumbass in public.
Spartan

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Since: 11-15-04

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Posted on 04-18-05 09:29 PM Link | Quote
I would...Run around my school nude...thats a pretty site for people who know me...HHEHEHEHE...

I would steal my auto teachers car keys and eat them...and i dont know what else..more later...
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Since: 10-06-04
From: Petaluma, CA

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Posted on 04-19-05 09:03 AM Link | Quote
Spartan... Ewwww...

Anyway, I would buy one for 99 cents, no more... If it's a dollar, then no way... That's a total rip-off...

I would make paper wings, then I could fly around the planet until they burned up in the atmosphere... Yes... That just might work...


(Last edited by X Marks the Spot on 04-19-05 12:04 PM)
Pat Meth

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Since: 03-18-05
From: Keyes

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Posted on 04-20-05 11:44 AM Link | Quote
I would build a superweapon and annihalate the human race. OH yeeeah.
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 04-20-05 12:49 PM Link | Quote
I'd say fuck it and buy a Big Kahuna..
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Since: 03-08-05
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Posted on 04-20-05 02:56 PM Link | Quote
"What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Would you stand on one leg?"
"Sure!" *stands on one leg*
"Would you act like a monkey?"
"Uh... Sure! Ooh! Oooh oooh!"
"Wouldja... wouldja kill a man?"
"Uhh... uh... uhm..." *BAM!*

I'd do nothing and expect one anyway. That's the kinda guy I am. Now kiss my feet and sacrifice a virgin! Clockworkz-sama demands it!
Bitmap

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Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 04-23-05 07:57 PM Link | Quote
I wouldnt mind michael jackson to rape me for a klondike bar!!!!

<.< >.>...wait, did I say that????

Id say fvck it and just pay the 45 cents, just like homeboy said.....


(Last edited by Elara on 05-15-05 09:31 PM)
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Posted on 05-13-05 07:10 AM Link | Quote
I wouldnt do a damn thing!! I hate chocolate! So therefore klondike bars are nasty.
Angel of Deceit

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Since: 04-15-05
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Posted on 05-13-05 03:00 PM Link | Quote
I would kidnap the crack addicted baby down the street and sell his blood for money. Then go get a klondike bar. XD
venomouslobster

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Since: 05-03-05
From: california (knows how to party)

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Posted on 05-14-05 08:13 PM Link | Quote
two words....."mongoose" and "bukkake"


(Last edited by Elara on 05-15-05 09:31 PM)
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
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Posted on 05-15-05 05:15 PM Link | Quote
I would get slapped by a lesbian 20 times after hitting on them...
I would trade a monkey for one
I would tell SqureEnix that Full Metal Alchemist sucked!!!!!!! for one
I would piss on the rebel Flag for one (wait...hold on, i'd do it anyway!)
I would have a concert playing "Karaoke Revolution" and sucking at it for one!
I would Donate my left kidney for one.

more updates soon, i have brainfarts....

Id fart in my brain for one!


(Last edited by Elara on 05-15-05 09:31 PM)
Bloody Tears









Since: 05-15-05
From: Hmm... I dont know... OMFG Where do i live?

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Posted on 05-15-05 05:41 PM Link | Quote
I would just ask for one. And if I couldnt get one then , then i would just give up cause im not real big on chocolate
Master Naruto

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Posted on 05-16-05 12:07 AM Link | Quote
I would make out with a llama for one

I would wear Neil's hat for one

I would ask Darth Darth to steal one for me

I would win the lottery and then buy one
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
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Posted on 05-16-05 07:27 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by zmal Nr
I would make out with a llama for one


I would ask Darth Darth to steal one for me




The sad thing is, i already done that for you in flordia.....like 55 dolars of it too...
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