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Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3766 days
Last activity: 3389 days
Posted on 03-27-05 07:55 PM Link | Quote
I'm gonna start it off. This is a conversation between me and a friend. Me and her and my other friend were supposed ta hangy out on Monday, and whether or not she could come started this conversation.

Cairoi [10:23 PM]: HI *Name*-san, Guess what?
Wolfchick007 [10:23 PM]: AWHA?!
Cairoi [10:24 PM]: I had your screen nam wrong ALL tis time, so I thought you were never
Cairoi [10:24 PM]: on
Cairoi [10:24 PM]: *slaps self*
Cairoi [10:24 PM]: *with stick*
Wolfchick007 [10:24 PM]: LOL
Wolfchick007 [10:24 PM]: XD XD
Wolfchick007 [10:24 PM]: LOL OMFG!
Wolfchick007 [10:24 PM]: XD
Wolfchick007 [10:24 PM]: that's hilarious... but kinda sad... lol
Cairoi [10:24 PM]: :-P
Cairoi [10:24 PM]: YAY!
Cairoi [10:25 PM]: do we have plan for tmmrw?
Wolfchick007 [10:25 PM]: hm....
Wolfchick007 [10:25 PM]: I prolly won't go 'cuz my parents are like GRRR
Wolfchick007 [10:25 PM]: :sniff:
Wolfchick007 [10:26 PM]: ***attempts to stifle the lust for their blood**
Wolfchick007 [10:26 PM]: >.O
Cairoi [10:26 PM]: 0.o
Cairoi [10:26 PM]: o.0
Cairoi [10:26 PM]: LOL
Cairoi [10:26 PM]: YAY!!!!
Cairoi [10:26 PM]: BLODDLUST IS TEH CHICKENSOUP FOR TEH NINJASOUL!!!!
Wolfchick007 [10:27 PM]: LOL
Wolfchick007 [10:27 PM]: YAYUH!
Cairoi [10:28 PM]: i like water
Wolfchick007 [10:34 PM]: .. *blink* oo..kayy?.. water's good for you. ^ ^
Wolfchick007 [10:34 PM]: :-D
Cairoi [10:34 PM]: :-)
Cairoi [10:34 PM]: can u go? *NAME*-chan is waiting
Wolfchick007 [10:34 PM]: lol
Cairoi [10:34 PM]: to teh meetin
Wolfchick007 [10:35 PM]: mum's on phone noooooww/ T-T
Wolfchick007 [10:35 PM]: arg..
Cairoi [10:43 PM]: you cant go
Cairoi [10:43 PM]: i nows
Wolfchick007 [10:43 PM]: arg.. can't go... siiggh.... I DEFINATLEY hate my mom now..
Cairoi [10:43 PM]: why can't you? Is ther a raisin?
Wolfchick007 [10:44 PM]: no.. that's WHY I'm so pissed.
Wolfchick007 [10:44 PM]: siiggh...
Cairoi [10:44 PM]: ask her whay?
Cairoi [10:44 PM]: wif puppy eyes
Cairoi [10:44 PM]: and claws
Wolfchick007 [10:44 PM]: I did
Wolfchick007 [10:44 PM]: she just got MAD
Cairoi [10:44 PM]: ????WtF?????
Wolfchick007 [10:44 PM]: and her reason is that she doesn't want anyone to pick me up, and she's working
Wolfchick007 [10:45 PM]: EXACTLY
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: phhhh
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: ohhhhh
Wolfchick007 [10:45 PM]: ^ ^;
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: wait
Wolfchick007 [10:45 PM]: angry... ^ ^;
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: *smack*
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: *thud*
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: *bleed*
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: *die*
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: ...
Cairoi [10:45 PM]: *gurgle*
Wolfchick007 [10:46 PM]: ...siiggh..
Wolfchick007 [10:46 PM]: soo.. feackin AMD
Wolfchick007 [10:46 PM]: and I KNEW this was gonna happen cuz I asked her EYSTERDAY
Wolfchick007 [10:46 PM]:
Wolfchick007 [10:46 PM]: *YES
Cairoi [10:46 PM]: Angry;Mad;Destruco the destroyer of Worlds?
Wolfchick007 [10:46 PM]: yup!
Wolfchick007 [10:47 PM]: or try Salsa- God of Salsa: Caliente mode- ENGAGED!
Cairoi [10:47 PM]: Heyy!
Wolfchick007 [10:47 PM]: lol
Cairoi [10:47 PM]: Caliente mode is like*SILENCED*
Cairoi [10:47 PM]: ---------------------------------------------------
Cairoi [10:47 PM]: -------------------------------------------------------------------------
Cairoi [10:47 PM]: ------------------------------------------------------
Cairoi [10:47 PM]: ow
Wolfchick007 [10:47 PM]: lol
Wolfchick007 [10:47 PM]: YAY!
Wolfchick007 [10:48 PM]: lol wouldn't that be horrible though? like I can only destroy/wreak havoc with things that are salsa related?
Wolfchick007 [10:48 PM]: lol
Cairoi [10:49 PM]: PREPARE FOR MY GREEN PEPPER-INDUCED WRATH!!!
Wolfchick007 [10:50 PM]: YEES!
Wolfchick007 [10:50 PM]: TOMATO SHURIKEN, GO!
Wolfchick007 [10:50 PM]: lol

Random, yes. Funny, maybe. Post to respond to this or post your own IM Conversation.

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Sailor Déesse
Mistress of Pink
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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 03-28-05 01:01 AM Link | Quote
These AIM conversations are usually funny to read and quite interesting … in a weird way. She likes to whack herself a lot
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Posted on 03-28-05 05:39 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Cairoi

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Heh, I guess it's worth it?

I'll give it a try.


----


And that was pretty random... Shame I didn't save that conversation with Xeogred
Jin

Posting Pig
Not Dead








Since: 01-12-05
From: Nowhere

Since last post: 1598 days
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Posted on 03-28-05 05:39 AM Link | Quote
She might be into that sort of thing.

Maybe I'm not a very fun person but I didn't find it funny.
AngelBayB49

Shyguy








Since: 10-08-04
From: Lakewood, CA

Since last post: 6001 days
Last activity: 5757 days
Posted on 03-28-05 07:08 AM Link | Quote
I have a fairly random one.

My friend Bernie & I had been discussing being single for the rest of our lives. At least it feels like it'll be that way. So we eventually agreed that we would be single, but not celibate.

Bernie: i hate this dry spell.. it's killing me!
Bernie: ack! I'm ready to dedicate myself to monastery life
Bernie: >.<
Me: yes, i have decided i'm going to be single the rest of my life
Me: not celibate. just single
Me: LOL
Bernie: haha, same here. I can just go into the tantric tradition...
Bernie: Self-control to enhance intimacy!
Bernie: woot
Xeoman

Ball and Chain Trooper
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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 03-28-05 02:31 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by James Hetfield
Originally posted by Cairoi

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Heh, I guess it's worth it?

I'll give it a try.


----


And that was pretty random... Shame I didn't save that conversation with Xeogred


Which?
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Posted on 03-28-05 03:43 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by The Xeomega
Originally posted by James Hetfield
Originally posted by Cairoi

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Heh, I guess it's worth it?

I'll give it a try.


----


And that was pretty random... Shame I didn't save that conversation with Xeogred


Which?


The one that wasn't long ago, most things I said were pretty random...

Effects of tireness.
Spartan

Metal battleaxe
Is back. Kind of.








Since: 11-15-04

Since last post: 1246 days
Last activity: 487 days
Posted on 03-29-05 12:28 PM Link | Quote
Sprtan5150: hmmm...Damn those Gnomes
Sprtan5150: I have a 608 year old in my TV...
Sprtan5150: acts like a three year old all the time
Sprtan5150: That or he gets in my Xbox and makes it malfuntion...
Sprtan5150: Rosy you fighting with your Gnomes
Sprtan5150: I will trade you for a pink flamingo lawn ornament
WhiteRose83183: ROFL
WhiteRose83183: No, I'm happy with my gnomes.
Sprtan5150: Because i think my anit virus program will have them reproduce and i can give them back...
WhiteRose83183: ...
Sprtan5150: its a faulty program...
WhiteRose83183: Ah
Sprtan5150: *Morphs into cute man eating gerbil*
Sprtan5150: As you can see the more sleep deprived i get the more random i become...
WhiteRose83183: *blink blink* the poor gerbil
WhiteRose83183: Don't worry, I can be just at random at times
Sprtan5150: *runs around
Sprtan5150: *scampers up your leg onto your shoulder...*
WhiteRose83183: *slowly inches away from him*
WhiteRose83183: Ah! *runs up a tree*
Sprtan5150: *Falls oof and lands on gorund* Owwww
Sprtan5150: *off*
WhiteRose83183: you ok?
Sprtan5150: *groan* Not all the bones in my cute gerbil body are broken...
Sprtan5150: i have three that are not...
WhiteRose83183: oh, ok, in that case you'll live...want a penut
Sprtan5150: Sure...
Sprtan5150: *Pheonix down* Just in cacse
Sprtan5150: aaaahhhh much better
WhiteRose83183: *tosses him a penut from up in the tree*
Sprtan5150: i can feel my legs now.
Sprtan5150: *Peanut hits chris in the nose*
WhiteRose83183: *sledge hammer drops from the sky*
Sprtan5150: *scurrys to pick up peanut and sledge hammer hits right behind him*
Sprtan5150: WOAH
Sprtan5150: That was close...
WhiteRose83183: *anvil falls out of the sky*
Sprtan5150: *Looks up at anvil*
Sprtan5150: Why me god...Why?
Sprtan5150: *PANG*
Sprtan5150: Owwwwwwwwww
WhiteRose83183: *rosy finally looks down* Hey! It's my missing anvil and hammer! Where did come from?
Sprtan5150: *Groan* You want them you can have them...
Sprtan5150: Please be my guest
Sprtan5150: i Say we make this a production
Sprtan5150: And post it on Xeogaming...
WhiteRose83183: ROFL, if you wish
Sprtan5150: this should be interestin...
WhiteRose83183: *runs down the tree full speed, picking up both anvil and hammer, running christ over as she runs up another tree*
Sprtan5150: *Groan* OUCH...Watch your step please
WhiteRose83183: *looks down* Huh? Oh, did I step on you a little?
Sprtan5150: Just alittle...
Sprtan5150: *Heal*
Sprtan5150: Aaaaahhhhh much better.
WhiteRose83183: *Rosy sees a fly land on Chris' back. She climbs down the tree and takes out a giant fly swatter*
Sprtan5150: I think i should change back to Spartan form quickly...
Sprtan5150: *Nose twitchs to get fly off*
WhiteRose83183: *slams fly swatter down hard*
Sprtan5150: *SMACK* I ooze pain...
Sprtan5150: I hurt in places in did not know could hurt...
WhiteRose83183: Did I get it? *fly buzzes around and lands on him again*
Sprtan5150: DEAR GOD NO...Stay away from me Rosy with that Thing...

WhiteRose83183: Huh?
Sprtan5150: *eyes the fly swatter*
WhiteRose83183: *inocent look*
WhiteRose83183: Mrow?
Sprtan5150: Dont try that on me...I refuse to succumb to that...Dont you dare type at me in that tone of vouce Young lady...
Sprtan5150: *voice*
WhiteRose83183: *pouts, her eyes going wide*
Sprtan5150: *Starts to feel bad* Its okay Rosy dont cry i did not mean it...
Sprtan5150: *Morphs back into Spartan form*
Sprtan5150: *but fails*
WhiteRose83183: *breaks down in tears* You don't like me!
Sprtan5150: Hmmmm thats weird
Sprtan5150: Thats not true...
Sprtan5150: Rosy we all like you....Dont Cry...*Pulls some tissues out of nowhere and hands one to Rosy*
WhiteRose83183: *takes the tissue and then takes out her bag of random things and pulls out portable hole. She sets it in the ground and jumps in, bag and all, pulling the hole in with her*
Sprtan5150: HEY...
Sprtan5150: Were did she go...
WhiteRose83183: *cheesecake from above*
Sprtan5150: *looks up* Is that a cheesecake.
Sprtan5150: It is
Sprtan5150: It is a cheese cake
Sprtan5150: Yum
Sprtan5150: *Opens mouth wide*
WhiteRose83183: *there is a bowlingball in the middlle of the cheesecake*
Sprtan5150: *cheesecake+bowlingball+pain plus joy...*
Sprtan5150: Owwwwww.
Sprtan5150: Today is not my day.
WhiteRose83183: *sticks her head out from the branches on one of the trees* Hey! It's my bowling ball!
Sprtan5150: Urge to slaghter rising must resist urge....
Sprtan5150: I want a bag of random things...
Sprtan5150: but the sideeffects include getting pummeled i dont...
Sprtan5150: Think i do
WhiteRose83183: *jumps down and walks over and picks it up and puts it in her bag of random things* Well, you can take Xeogred's away/ I gave him one in his welcome post
WhiteRose83183: *rumages throught her bag of random things* Hey! I found a gerbil cage!
Sprtan5150: Yipe. *Scurries away from Rosy*
Sprtan5150: Brb
WhiteRose83183: Hey! Get back here! *Chases after him*
Sprtan5150: Back
WhiteRose83183: *glomps him and shoves him in the cage* Aha!
Sprtan5150: Nooooooooooooooo
Sprtan5150: *Starts to gnaw on the bars
WhiteRose83183: Yay! I have a new pet now!
WhiteRose83183: Awww, is my wittle gerble hungry?
Sprtan5150: Yes.
Sprtan5150: Feed me...
Sprtan5150: NOW!!!
WhiteRose83183: *reaches into her bag of random things and pulls out a succulent roasted chicken in lemon and herbs*
Sprtan5150: please.
Sprtan5150: Chicken
Sprtan5150: i like Chicken
Sprtan5150: Is...That for me...
WhiteRose83183: *she shakes her head* No, this would my cute little gerble sick. *stuffs it back in the bag and brings out a bag of dried raw corn and sunflower seeds*
Sprtan5150: Mrow?
Sprtan5150: *Turns to Rosy with puppydog eys*
Sprtan5150: Pwease Wosy Pwease.
WhiteRose83183: Awww cuuuutenesss! *gives him the gerble food still*
Sprtan5150: *Grabs food an burys when Rosy is not looking*
Sprtan5150: I am still Hungry...May i please have some chicken...
WhiteRose83183: But there is plenty more seeds and corn *gives him more and her cell phone rings* You eat your food, I'll be back *walks a little away, leaving the bag just out of arms reach, the chicken just sticking out, enough to fill the air with it's scent*
Sprtan5150: *Starts to ram the cage with his head moving it towards the chicken...*

Sprtan5150: *Keeps ramming head...*
Sprtan5150: Gets with in arms reach
WhiteRose83183: *just as he is reaching it, she is done and walks over, picking up the bag*
Sprtan5150: *Dang so close to*
Sprtan5150: hmmmm....I Wonder...
Sprtan5150: Rosy...Do you think this cage could hold a Spartan.
Sprtan5150: A fully grown spartan
WhiteRose83183: I don't know
Sprtan5150: *Begins to morph back...
WhiteRose83183: *looks for the instruction manula and reads it as he morphs*
Sprtan5150: Hrrrrmmmmmmm a little cramped in here...
WhiteRose83183: *the cage expands just big enough*
Sprtan5150: Its a little tight in here
Sprtan5150: Can i have a bigger cage?
WhiteRose83183: Hmmm it says that the cage expands, however that's only for about five minutes before the cage compacts to the size of a sugar cube
Sprtan5150: Mrow?
Sprtan5150: Hmmmmm
Sprtan5150: Thats bad
Sprtan5150: Ummmm.
Sprtan5150: Maybe if i morph into a suger cube all will be well?
WhiteRose83183: Don't worry, I have the key *walks over and puts the key to the keyhole and is about to unlock when her cellphone rings* Oh, I'll be back * walks a little away, her back towards the cage, taking the key with her*
Sprtan5150: Looking at watch...Dear Lord...
Sprtan5150: Rosy Please come back here before you have a spartan cube...
WhiteRose83183: *is still talking away*
Sprtan5150: Rosy...
Sprtan5150: Rosy...
WhiteRose83183: *she sits down as she laughs*
Sprtan5150: Rosy..
WhiteRose83183: I love you too my Oni
Sprtan5150: ROSY!!!!!!!!!!!!
WhiteRose83183: *she sighs* Hold on love, Sparada is being a baby *she get up and unlocks the door...a second too late*
WhiteRose83183: Opps!
Sprtan5150: zSpartan=
Sprtan5150: I am tiny weeny...
Sprtan5150: Ity bity spartan...hmmm...
Sprtan5150: this could be bad...
WhiteRose83183: *takes the sugar cubed size Spartan* Cool! I have a mini Sparta now...wonder how much I can seel it on e-bay for
Sprtan5150: This is very uncomfortable...
Sprtan5150: Not much...
WhiteRose83183: Hmmm *takes out a jar from her bag and puts him in...forgetting to put holes in the lid*
Sprtan5150: 1-30 cents maybe.
Sprtan5150: *Tapping on glass*
Sprtan5150: Rosy....I cant breath...*falls to bottom of jar.*
WhiteRose83183: Huh? Oh *pokes a few holes and then lofs onto e-bay, creating the bidding thingy*
Sprtan5150: Awwwwwwwww man...
Sprtan5150: Can i stay with you Rosy...i dont wanna go...
Sprtan5150: I could end up with some stinky uninteresting person...
WhiteRose83183: Wow! Someone just bid a million!
Sprtan5150: ACK
Sprtan5150: *Choking to death*
WhiteRose83183: *pokes more holes*
Sprtan5150: *in head...maybe i can morph big agian and break the jar...*
WhiteRose83183: *looks over at the jar* Hmm, I should do something to keep it from breaking *chants a spell, making the jar from a clear rubber subtance*
Sprtan5150: Hmmmmm...This rubber substance might have its uses...
Sprtan5150: *Morphs big and the jar expands and contours around Chris.*
Sprtan5150: hah.
Sprtan5150: You have to cancel your auction cause i aint tiny anymore...
Sprtan5150: Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah.
WhiteRose83183: *pouts and tears form in her eyes*
Sprtan5150: No...No..anyting but that...
WhiteRose83183: *whimpers*
Sprtan5150: What if i give you a million and you let me out of the Jar...
WhiteRose83183: *stops* I want to see it first
Sprtan5150: Pulls wallet out...
Sprtan5150: Will you take a check..
Sprtan5150: If not what about Visa or MasterCard
WhiteRose83183: Give the visa over, lets see if it runs through
Sprtan5150: Gives visa then goes to sleep
Sprtan5150:*fly lands on nose*
Sprtan5150: *Stares at nose in horror*
Sprtan5150: *Nose starts to twitch trying to get it off*
WhiteRose83183: *takes out giant raide can with the words "extra toxic" in bold letters*
Sprtan5150: *Eyes widen in horror at the sight of the can*
Sprtan5150: Rosy what are you doing
WhiteRose83183: Just stay still, this will only take a bit. It might sting some
Sprtan5150: What..
Sprtan5150: Wait
Sprtan5150: Stay away from my eyes
WhiteRose83183: *presses down...as the fly flies off*
Sprtan5150: Aaaaaahhhh god my eyes
Sprtan5150: It burns
Sprtan5150: *starts to writhe on the ground in pain...cute gerbil pain...*
WhiteRose83183: ...hmmm, looks like a missed the fly. Well, lets get you cleaned up *reaches into her bag of random things (bort) and pulls out another gerbil cage*
Sprtan5150: Will you let me out of this one when i ask...
Sprtan5150: *starts to edge away

Sorry thats all for now folks...

Banned
Banned








Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 4882 days
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Posted on 03-29-05 11:51 PM Link | Quote
Wow, it's IMs like that, that make me glad you have a scrollbar layout...

Anyways... XD

As for Cairoi... WTF?!?!?!
Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3766 days
Last activity: 3389 days
Posted on 03-30-05 06:05 PM Link | Quote
You need to read these hand in hand. Yep.

xKomugix [8:30 PM]: hey
xKomugix [8:30 PM]: I have your layout.
Cairoi [8:30 PM]: really?
xKomugix [8:30 PM]: I can't e-mail on g-mail.
Cairoi [8:30 PM]: *squues*
xKomugix [8:30 PM]: yeah.
Cairoi [8:30 PM]: Can you Pm it?
Cairoi [8:31 PM]: I owe ya one.
xKomugix [8:31 PM]: the link I can give you.
Cairoi [8:31 PM]: Oh, and did ya notice the Dark Trials-Redone thread?
xKomugix [8:31 PM]: you'll have to view the sorce.
Cairoi [8:32 PM]: alrght
xKomugix [8:32 PM]: http://thefilebin.com/userfiles/tuer_vie/layout2.txt
Cairoi [8:33 PM]: it...is....godly
Cairoi [8:33 PM]: ...
xKomugix [8:33 PM]: lol
Cairoi [8:33 PM]: You are a true master
xKomugix [8:33 PM]: nah.
Cairoi [8:33 PM]: *twiches*
xKomugix [8:33 PM]: I'm a student.
xKomugix [8:33 PM]: I've learned from the best.
xKomugix [8:33 PM]: *smiles*
xKomugix [8:34 PM]: btw.
xKomugix [8:34 PM]: You're layout...
xKomugix [8:34 PM]: keep the credits on there.
Cairoi [8:34 PM]: i will
Cairoi [8:35 PM]: I never delted the credits for the other layout.
xKomugix [8:35 PM]: okay
xKomugix [8:36 PM]: I had to put up a bgcolor.
xKomugix [8:36 PM]: But that's okay.
xKomugix [8:36 PM]: I thought it wouldn't work too.
xKomugix [8:36 PM]: lol
Cairoi [8:36 PM]: SQUEEEEE!!!
Cairoi [8:36 PM]: *glomps-supa-huggles*
xKomugix [8:37 PM]: *laughs*
xKomugix [8:37 PM]: no prob.
xKomugix [8:39 PM]: I just have this feeling I'm going to get a ton of pms now.
Cairoi [8:40 PM]: then I will erase True FLight and leave only Sarah, so those who know your name know you did it, but those n00bs of hell and stupidness won't Pm ya.
Cairoi [8:40 PM]: if ya want.
xKomugix [8:40 PM]: lol
xKomugix [8:40 PM]: okay
xKomugix [8:43 PM]: ANYWAY
xKomugix [8:43 PM]: you're welcom.
Cairoi [8:44 PM]: Yes, thank you. Remember, I must thanky you for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
xKomugix [8:44 PM]: lol
Cairoi [8:44 PM]: Oh, and why did you smite me the other day?
xKomugix [8:44 PM]: lol
xKomugix [8:44 PM]: to get you back for Shaddow.
xKomugix [8:44 PM]: XD
Cairoi [8:44 PM]: it was a drive-by smite, wait, what did I do to Shaddow?
xKomugix [8:44 PM]: that
xKomugix [8:44 PM]: lol
xKomugix [8:44 PM]: XD
Cairoi [8:45 PM]: Must QUESTION SHADDOW FOR UNRIGHT WRONGS....
xKomugix [8:45 PM]: lol
xKomugix [8:45 PM]: You drive by smited him.
Cairoi [8:45 PM]: did I really?
Cairoi [8:45 PM]: wow.
xKomugix [8:46 PM]: yeah
Cairoi [8:58 PM]: somehow, your on two fo my buddy groups
Cairoi [8:58 PM]: ??
xKomugix [8:58 PM]: lol
Cairoi [8:58 PM]: I don't know how that happnened...
Cairoi [8:59 PM]: ...oh, and your husband says that you smited me because that's the price for a layout..
Cairoi [8:59 PM]: Is that true?
Cairoi [8:59 PM]: *chilidsh face*
Cairoi [8:59 PM]: DAMN SPELLING ERRORS!
xKomugix [9:00 PM]: lol
xKomugix [9:00 PM]: maybe.
xKomugix [9:00 PM]: I'm not giving an answer on that.
Cairoi [9:00 PM]: GASP

Cairoi [8:45 PM]: What did I so for you to sick your wife on me??
ShaddowKarate [8:46 PM]: Nothing! That's the greatest part about having a wife like True!
Cairoi [8:46 PM]: she did a drive-by smting.
Cairoi [8:46 PM]: I was scarred forever...
Cairoi [8:46 PM]: not really, but a demonic entity like myself takes these things very seriously
ShaddowKarate [8:53 PM]: She only smote you because that's the price for a layout.
ShaddowKarate [8:53 PM]: NICE layout by the way
Cairoi [8:53 PM]: KCIKASS LAYOUT
Banned
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Posted on 03-30-05 06:50 PM Link | Quote
But... by posting that post... you just killed the whole point of the Sig...

Lol j/k.
Xeios

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Posted on 03-31-05 07:51 AM Link | Quote
Nice Layout Cairoi.

BTW, Shaddow, did you happen to save our conversation from last...er...day...?
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Posted on 03-31-05 10:06 AM Link | Quote
Nope... sorry...

Oh I see now... "Shaddow, Make with the Random" as the opening message... that would explain alot...

Here's the one we just had though... I figure this qualifies.


ShaddowKarate: Hey Xeios.
Xeios Ballain: So, why did the assbag cross the road
ShaddowKarate: Because I just got.... a NINTENDO DS!!!
Xeios Ballain: To kick Shaddow Karate in the nutsak
ShaddowKarate: But my Nutsack is fine just the way it is, and no physical pleasure comes from kicking it. That joke was illogical and preposterous.
Xeios Ballain: Physical pain, caused by an assbag...like you
ShaddowKarate: Not to mention the fact that he wouldn't have to cross the road to kick it, seeing as the Assbag is right outside my door.
Xeios Ballain: Hey, wang chun. Suck on some creamy creamy silk chocolately candy night monkey...
Xeios Ballain: silky*
ShaddowKarate: If we add in the equation Pi=rsr (rockem sockem robots) then we come to the conclusion that infact the assbag wouldn't have to even move to kick me in the crotch, seeing as all points end in themselves, god is in all of us, god is everywhere, thus we are everywhere.
ShaddowKarate: So why am I not in you? *looks at the hot girl to the right of us who promptly slapps me in the face*
Xeios Ballain: whoa, how deeply inadequate
Xeios Ballain: althugh, I do beliee that in everyone of us, there is a monkey awaiting release upon the horny hot chick sitting next to us...
Xeios Ballain: *gets slapped agan*
ShaddowKarate: When you throw in the fact that I could be at home sleeping, or better yet be in school sleeping, or better yet, in bed with you sleeping. *gets slapped again*
ShaddowKarate: Does your hand get tired, miss?
ShaddowKarate: Or sore?
Xeios Ballain: Hey, don't talk about me like that! I deserve the respect of a three dollar whore!
ShaddowKarate: Ok fine..... I'll give you that respect.
Xeios Ballain: *shaddow gets slapped again*
ShaddowKarate: *punches in the face* Get off me bitch!
ShaddowKarate: Yo' mess around in mah hood, you get yo' ass jumped like a mutha-fucka!
Xeios Ballain: *gets punched in the face and then nodds*
Xeios Ballain: "I am a bitch"
Xeios Ballain: *mumbles*Skank
ShaddowKarate: You got that right. *shoots you in the head*
ShaddowKarate: Now where's mah fucking pie? I is hungrey for teh fucken PAI!!!
Xeios Ballain: *dies, and is brought back to life as a man*
Xeios Ballain: Whew, glad that shit is over with
ShaddowKarate: Yo' mah HOMIE! *fives*
ShaddowKarate: How's mah brutha froma nutha mutha?
Xeios Ballain: Yo, My hime...dog...I am white...Meaning I have no idea what you just said...
ShaddowKarate: *catches a glimpse of my hand when I highfive you* oh... wait... I'm white too...
ShaddowKarate: What the hell WAS I saying?
Xeios Ballain: I don't know
Xeios Ballain: *looks arond*
ShaddowKarate: *looks around* I think we best leave.
Xeios Ballain: Where did I put that Ebonics Translator
ShaddowKarate: *shivers and hides behind you* People are staaaaring...
Xeios Ballain: people, WHERE!
Xeios Ballain: *Notices are in a crowded subway
Xeios Ballain: *
ShaddowKarate: Don't you see them? THey're all around us!!
Xeios Ballain: Uhm...shit
ShaddowKarate: AGENT!!! *points to a guy who suddenly has a buisness suit*
Xeios Ballain: Not again
Xeios Ballain: *turns into Neo*
ShaddowKarate: *runs away like my ass is on fire*
Xeios Ballain: *then into a little white bunny wabbit*
Xeios Ballain: *scurries away*
ShaddowKarate: *answers a telephone and disapears*
ShaddowKarate: *returns* Crap... I'm back.
Xeios Ballain: *tries to grab tellyphone but is too short...*
Xeios Ballain: HEY!
Xeios Ballain: *shoots pikachu in the chest*
Xeios Ballain: wait...where'd he come from?
ShaddowKarate: Soooooo... Anyways....
ShaddowKarate: *red light hits Pikachu, then Pikachu disapears, I quickly hide a round object and whistle*
ShaddowKarate: Whatever happened to that Agent?
Xeios Ballain: *sees agent playing gin rummy*
Xeios Ballain: I see
ShaddowKarate: He's winning??? Here? Is that even possible?
ShaddowKarate: Oh wait.... he's also the dealer...
ShaddowKarate: and the other players...
ShaddowKarate: and the guys at the slots...
Xeios Ballain: lol
ShaddowKarate: and there he is serving drinks
ShaddowKarate: and over there pointing a gun at me--- *dies*
Xeios Ballain: *slot machines and a bar in the subway...awesome*
ShaddowKarate: *dead*
Xeios Ballain: *scurries around some more and turns back into a human*
ShaddowKarate: *wakes up*
ShaddowKarate: heeey... that revival pill in my tooth actually WORKS!
Xeios Ballain: Always
Xeios Ballain: Always
Xeios Ballain: Even when you drown to death, it works
ShaddowKarate:
ShaddowKarate: But wearing a crocodile mask in the water doesn't make the crocs happy...
ShaddowKarate: They ate me 4 times
ShaddowKarate: and then I got electrocuted by a fence.
Xeios Ballain: they ate me eight times
ShaddowKarate: Luckilly I have the continue key.
ShaddowKarate: DAMN you must SUCK at swimming!
Xeios Ballain: lol
ShaddowKarate: All you have to do is bring the EZ gun and tranquilize their asses
Xeios Ballain: I was only shot to death several times
Xeios Ballain: *puts on monkey mask*
Xeios Ballain: This...means war!
ShaddowKarate: She's not that worth it, boy... look what you've done now.
Xeios Ballain: *guns down chimpanzees leaping from the subway cars*
ShaddowKarate: *eats a watermelon and does the same, alla Yoshi*
Xeios Ballain: *is confused so shoots the one worshipping Yoshi*
ShaddowKarate: I see. So that's how it is, huh?
ShaddowKarate: *points a gun at you, with this blank stare on my face*
Xeios Ballain: DAmn straight
Xeios Ballain: *pulls out SAA, twirls*
ShaddowKarate: *dives sideways firing off 3 rounds*
Xeios Ballain: *continues twirling, bats bullets away*
Xeios Ballain: *puts on red beret*
ShaddowKarate: *hides behind a box*
Xeios Ballain: *I'm ocelot*
Xeios Ballain: I'm ocelot snakington
Xeios Ballain: *hides in box*
ShaddowKarate: "Are you?"
Xeios Ballain: He'll never find me now
ShaddowKarate: *shoots a beehive above your head*
Xeios Ballain: *twirls revolvers and kills all bees*
Xeios Ballain: w00t
ShaddowKarate: *gets that free shot in*
Xeios Ballain: *is shot, but is still Ocelot Snakington and refuses to die*
Xeios Ballain: *holds rocket launcher upto eye patch, can still see perfectly*
ShaddowKarate: *sends bees, ghosts, lightning, fire, hops from tree to tree, fires a patriot with one hand, and commences photosynthesis all in one sitting*
Xeios Ballain: *is doomed, but turns into Solid Liquidus Ocelot Snakington the Third, and blows all away in one second*
ShaddowKarate: *transforms into Dark Knight Sparda Garnet Til Alucard Vashington the 13th*
Xeios Ballain: Shit...
Xeios Ballain: *Turns into Boss, and breaks arm of foe*
ShaddowKarate: *Safer, Super Saijin 5, Unlimited Devil Trigger, Burning Gundam, Six Majin*
Xeios Ballain: *turns into programmer of the matrix, destroys entire matrix with click f a button
ShaddowKarate: *disapears along with everything else, now in a temprary internet files folder, infecting what's left of your computer*
Xeios Ballain: *throws computor in the trash can*
ShaddowKarate: *becomes the Y2K Demon and bursts from the moniter, lunging for your throat, turning into a phantom from the FFSW movie*
Xeios Ballain: *is reall new inside of a matrix inside of a matrix and continuously pokes Y2K moster in the eye with a spoon*
Xeios Ballain: "Stop getting poked in the eye with things that aren't real!
ShaddowKarate: "THERE iS NO SPOON!!!" *dives through it and destroys your Mana*
Xeios Ballain: *is eliminated*
ShaddowKarate: *goes with him for I.... am.... you...*
Xeios Ballain: *but walks down the street and buys Matrix online wher I cannot die and kills you over and over again8
ShaddowKarate: *hacks the server and becomes admin*
Xeios Ballain signed off at 10:58:46 AM.
ShaddowKarate: *succeeded in banning you*


(Last edited by Shaddow Flight on 03-31-05 02:00 PM)
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Posted on 03-31-05 09:37 PM Link | Quote
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH god that was mor random then rosy and I...

Thats takes alot....
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Posted on 04-01-05 04:37 PM Link | Quote
ShaddowKarate: *glomps*
ShaddowKarate: Eva!!
Sparda Hellsing: Hey hon.
ShaddowKarate: So how're things?
Sparda Hellsing: Quite good. And you, baby?
ShaddowKarate: Not bad, not bad at all.
ShaddowKarate: It's settled... True is now officially a lesbian until she goes with the trend.
Sparda Hellsing: Hahaha.
Sparda Hellsing: Everybody on the board right now is a woman.
ShaddowKarate: Mmhmmm
ShaddowKarate: We should lure quite a few stupid male members this way.
Sparda Hellsing: Yes yes.
ShaddowKarate: Females too.
Sparda Hellsing: Then we can have some...fun.
Sparda Hellsing: *licks lips*
ShaddowKarate: I feel a sin coming on...
Sparda Hellsing: Oh hon. You know it.
ShaddowKarate: Well this settles it. I said it before, and I'll say it again. "I'd be a hot woman."
Sparda Hellsing: ....But I'm still hotters.
Sparda Hellsing: *hotter
ShaddowKarate: Well obviously... but I'm right up there, still.
Sparda Hellsing: Perhaps perhaps.
Sparda Hellsing: You need to get a better dress though, hon.
ShaddowKarate: Lucky for me, I've got this. *holds up FFX-2 Garment Grid*
Sparda Hellsing: Well. I just have the swimsuit and this lovely dress. Hon, that's all you'd need.
ShaddowKarate: I allways knew good things would come from holding onto this thing... Want it?
Sparda Hellsing: Nope.
ShaddowKarate: *stashes*
ShaddowKarate: Yeah... that guy from Advent Children seriously looks like Vergil.
Sparda Hellsing: I know.
ShaddowKarate: They're copying far too many models lately. Like Tifa looks like Yuna.
Sparda Hellsing: LOL
Sparda Hellsing: Indeed.
ShaddowKarate: Using your quiz results for your avatar?
Sparda Hellsing: Nah. I have the same picture saved onto my comp. Just bigger.
Sparda Hellsing: Lol.
ShaddowKarate: I took that quiz and got "Fun Chick"
Sparda Hellsing: LoL.
Sparda Hellsing: Did you?
ShaddowKarate: http://images.quizilla.com/A/animefiregoddess/1080188667_resFlowers.JPG
ShaddowKarate: http://xeogaming.net/board/profile.php?id=30
Sparda Hellsing: Well...
Sparda Hellsing: the lover chick is better looking than the fun chick.
Sparda Hellsing: So hah.
ShaddowKarate: But the lover chick doesn't have a date, and sits around moping because of it!
Sparda Hellsing: Well you don't know that.
Sparda Hellsing: And besides, how could I be really great friend,
you enjoy flowers, and you have a great fashion
sense if I moped around because I don't have a date?

ShaddowKarate: Try to hide it.
ShaddowKarate: She doesn't look very happy, does she?
Sparda Hellsing: She's nervous.
ShaddowKarate: She's afraid
Sparda Hellsing: Yeah. And nervous.
Sparda Hellsing: lol
ShaddowKarate: and a preppy
Sparda Hellsing: And better looking.
Sparda Hellsing: =P
ShaddowKarate: And self consciouse
Sparda Hellsing: And has a really nice dress.
ShaddowKarate: and'll never wear it in public.
Sparda Hellsing: But is wearing it now.
Sparda Hellsing: And looks amazing in it.
ShaddowKarate: By herself, sad, trying to drown her emotions in flowers.
ShaddowKarate: but if she knew you were staring at her, would she ever be freaked out?
Sparda Hellsing: In a Church, ready to be married.
Sparda Hellsing: - _-
ShaddowKarate: Still waiting for her lover to come.
Sparda Hellsing: Dude, why in the world would she wear a wedding dress if she's waiting for her lover?
Sparda Hellsing: That makes no sense.
ShaddowKarate: It's SYMBOLIC!
Sparda Hellsing: Of course. And the Fun Chick jumping around in the flowers means she's on ecstasy and is about to be busted by the cops.
Sparda Hellsing: You were just PWNED by the Lover Chick.
ShaddowKarate: Can't argue with that.
Sparda Hellsing: LoL.
ShaddowKarate: At least I have optimism.
Sparda Hellsing: Who says I don't?
ShaddowKarate: You have hope, but a lack of optimism
Sparda Hellsing: Now you are just making stuff up.
ShaddowKarate: You can't say that you weren't making stuff up when you said I was on ecstacy about to be busted by cops.
ShaddowKarate: *rolls eyes*
Sparda Hellsing: It was SYMBOLIC.
ShaddowKarate: XD
ShaddowKarate: ahahhahahaa
Sparda Hellsing: PWNED~
ShaddowKarate: Ok I just got pwned
ShaddowKarate: XD
ShaddowKarate: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAA
ShaddowKarate: w0000t
Sparda Hellsing: LMAO
Sparda Hellsing: So hon...
ShaddowKarate: Yeah?
Sparda Hellsing: We're hot.
Sparda Hellsing: ^.^
ShaddowKarate: Yes indeed.
ShaddowKarate: But you can't really compete with the Hellate (Hellsing Karate) sisters, can you?
Sparda Hellsing: I have no clue what you are talking about, hon.
ShaddowKarate: Nobody... can compete... with our hotness....
Sparda Hellsing: Of course!
Sparda Hellsing: *poses like an insane anime chick*
ShaddowKarate: *poses next to you, as we get the crappy red and white revolving sun*
Sparda Hellsing: (shaweet)
Sparda Hellsing: So.... *still posing*
Sparda Hellsing: What now...?
ShaddowKarate: *Chibi face, but still posing* Wanna go walk around the mall, in our new outfits so we can pretend we don't notice the boys staring at us?
Sparda Hellsing: *Goes into Chibi mode with a sly expression*
Sparda Hellsing: Totally!!!
Sparda Hellsing: *puts on a very tight and revealing outfit*
Sparda Hellsing: Ready sis?
ShaddowKarate: Ready!
Sparda Hellsing: *strolls through the mall in an unusual fashion*
ShaddowKarate: *follows right next to you*
ShaddowKarate: I'm submitting this to the random IMs thread... btw...
Sparda Hellsing: I know.
Sparda Hellsing: Sis...
Sparda Hellsing: *pokes Shaddow with elbow*
ShaddowKarate: *twitches*
Sparda Hellsing: Sis...did you notice that all the guys are staring at you...?
ShaddowKarate: I'm pretending not to... remember the plan?
Sparda Hellsing: ...YOU ARE WEARING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!
ShaddowKarate: ... oh yeeeeaaaaahhhh....
Sparda Hellsing: *massive vein pops out on Eva's forehead*
ShaddowKarate: Well it'd help if my optimistic attitude allowed me to look down once in a while...
Sparda Hellsing: *sweat drop*
ShaddowKarate: Whatever... *keeps strolling*
Sparda Hellsing: Good point.
Sparda Hellsing: *strips bare as well*
Sparda Hellsing: *keeps on walking*
ShaddowKarate: *yells* Could somebody turn up the heat? My nipples are hard as rocks!
Sparda Hellsing: *yells* Come on guys!! GET TO IT! My nipples are pretty hard too!!!
Sparda Hellsing: They aren't moving, sis.
Sparda Hellsing: Ok.


(Last edited by Shaddow Flight on 04-01-05 07:44 PM)
Xeios

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Since: 08-16-04

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Posted on 04-01-05 04:50 PM Link | Quote
Me an Shaddow Rock...So do me an Sparda!

Sparda Hellsing: Ah.
Chrislandx5: does that look like a better wuality?
Chrislandx5: no, I don't think so...
Chrislandx5: damn
Chrislandx5: nevermind
Sparda Hellsing: LoL.
Sparda Hellsing: I make an awesome girl.
Chrislandx5: lol
Chrislandx5: I'ma chick too
Sparda Hellsing: But I'm hotter than you.
Sparda Hellsing: So shut up woman.
Chrislandx5: bite my ass you are
Sparda Hellsing: Eeewww...
Chrislandx5: lol
Chrislandx5: that's icky
Sparda Hellsing: Ok, now we're just getting stereotypical.
Sparda Hellsing: LoL.
Chrislandx5: *giggles* I guess we should stop then
Sparda Hellsing: Ok.
Sparda Hellsing: *slaps you*
Sparda Hellsing: Hey...that's fun...
Chrislandx5: *eeps*
Chrislandx5: wait
Sparda Hellsing: Ok.
Chrislandx5: yea
Chrislandx5: naxorz
Sparda Hellsing: Ok...maybe the pillow fight thread is going overboard.
Chrislandx5: lol
Chrislandx5: NO, NEVER!
Chrislandx5: Skankay HO!
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Goomba








Since: 08-23-04
From: macomb, MI, USA

Since last post: 6052 days
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Posted on 04-01-05 08:07 PM Link | Quote
Meiran Chang NTP: "I will be grossly over paid for things i would probably do for free." are you for real?
NONconformity17: hell yeah. in that game you can blow up anything and everything. kill anyone and everyone. its so much fun.
Meiran Chang NTP: lol
Meiran Chang NTP: well i suppose it's better than that weird bunny thing you were helping to take over the world xP
NONconformity17: ;;;
Meiran Chang NTP: Oo oro?
NONconformity17: ^_-?
Meiran Chang NTP: i thought you were gonna help that cute guy take over the world anyway?
NONconformity17: yes. the bunny can have the world but i need room for bigger things. like the mercenaries trailors text lol. its kirby that i cant let have the univers
Meiran Chang NTP: but what happened to the cute guy that you thought was badass?
NONconformity17: Dante
Meiran Chang NTP: yeah!
NONconformity17: Dante is going to be the one to start the resistance and fight back against the fluffy pink cuteness with gothic furry
Meiran Chang NTP: oh so he's not going to take over the universe
NONconformity17: no. dante is gonna kill kirby and his lackeys to make room for his badass army of minions and rule the universe with supreme baddassness
Meiran Chang NTP: i see
Meiran Chang NTP: well that's good cuz dante's a lot cuter than kirby
NONconformity17: O.o
NONconformity17: ...
NONconformity17: ...
NONconformity17:
Meiran Chang NTP: heh

yes, kirby is going to take over the universe and dante will stand against him. if you wanna know just IM me sometime. i know kirby's plans.
Cairoi
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3766 days
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Posted on 04-02-05 01:45 PM Link | Quote
ShaddowKarate [4:14 PM]: I'm JOINING YOUR FUGGIN' RP!!!
Cairoi [4:14 PM]: good.
Cairoi [4:14 PM]: I don't have to use the C4 then
ShaddowKarate [4:14 PM]: I allready disarmed that
Cairoi [4:14 PM]: nuh uh
ShaddowKarate [4:15 PM]: but I figured when I saw it that you really wanted me to join.
ShaddowKarate [4:15 PM]: Yeah I did. *holds up my coolant spray*
Cairoi [4:15 PM]: you can't disarm something that is flying 10,000 ft above your house
Cairoi [4:15 PM]: you found the distraction C4
ShaddowKarate [4:15 PM]: It's called a rocket.
Cairoi [4:15 PM]: damn you.
Cairoi [4:15 PM]: clad that your joining the Rp, though.
ShaddowKarate [4:15 PM]:
Cairoi [4:16 PM]: *writes letter to greiving family of pilot*
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: I'm going to use my over dramatic, blonde, prettyboy, muscly, sword wielding guy.
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: It was a tactical rocket
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: it covers the thing in coolant
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: no explosion.
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: Because I'm cool, like that.
Cairoi [4:16 PM]: he froze to death
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: No no no
Cairoi [4:16 PM]: you missed it
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: COooooolant
Cairoi [4:16 PM]: his head got stuck in the fridge
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]: not liquid Nitrogen or anything
ShaddowKarate [4:16 PM]:
Cairoi [4:16 PM]: brain freeze
ShaddowKarate [4:17 PM]: REally?
ShaddowKarate [4:17 PM]: Damnit...
Cairoi [4:17 PM]: yeah
ShaddowKarate [4:17 PM]: *slams fist into table*
ShaddowKarate [4:17 PM]: No matter how hard you try, you just can't save the lives.
Cairoi [4:17 PM]: not your fault though
Cairoi [4:18 PM]: his head got stuck when he was flying down about 10 minutes ago
Cairoi [4:18 PM]: whatever
Cairoi [4:18 PM]: *family smacks him*
ShaddowKarate [4:19 PM]: How shall I join this?
ShaddowKarate [4:19 PM]: Should I be sitting against a wall, and see you coming and tell you to turn back?
ShaddowKarate [4:19 PM]: Then come with you after a conversation?
ShaddowKarate [4:19 PM]: My character's pretty old.
Cairoi [4:19 PM]: are you demon or human
ShaddowKarate [4:19 PM]: Human.
ShaddowKarate [4:19 PM]: But I'm a niiifty human
Cairoi [4:20 PM]: how old?
ShaddowKarate [4:20 PM]: about 57 or so
Cairoi [4:20 PM]: i thought you were using your pretty boy sword weilding guy
ShaddowKarate [4:21 PM]:
ShaddowKarate [4:21 PM]: I plan to do some Yu Yu Hakusho stuff
ShaddowKarate [4:21 PM]: SPIRIT WAVE *genkai turns into a 20 year old*
Cairoi [4:21 PM]: so, when ou fight, you grow younger, but you turn back into old guy?
ShaddowKarate [4:22 PM]: mmhmmm
ShaddowKarate [4:22 PM]:
Cairoi [4:22 PM]: cool.
ShaddowKarate [4:22 PM]: like the Sailor moon people who turn into girls when they battle
ShaddowKarate [4:22 PM]: That was creepy anime
Cairoi [4:23 PM]: How about this...You come to check on the rift after the death wave and find two demons there, and a human. THen you consider your options and decide to help the group to save life as we know it?
ShaddowKarate [4:25 PM]: you know what... Screw it... I'm gonna have this take place when my character is younger...
Cairoi [4:25 PM]: k
ShaddowKarate [4:25 PM]: I was thinking about having you guys come accross an old guy who's been trapped there for a while
ShaddowKarate [4:28 PM]: ok so he's 35.
ShaddowKarate [4:28 PM]: bam
ShaddowKarate [4:28 PM]: now then
Cairoi [4:28 PM]: congrats
Cairoi [4:29 PM]: you were saying?
ShaddowKarate [4:29 PM]: Hmm?
Cairoi [4:29 PM]: now then
Cairoi [4:29 PM]: that's what you said
ShaddowKarate [4:29 PM]: oh
ShaddowKarate [4:29 PM]: uh
ShaddowKarate [4:29 PM]: right
ShaddowKarate [4:29 PM]:
ShaddowKarate is away at 4:29 PM

I...just don't know anymore....Odd life is?
Spartan

Metal battleaxe
Is back. Kind of.








Since: 11-15-04

Since last post: 1246 days
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Posted on 04-04-05 08:37 PM Link | Quote
xKomugix: the demon within your mind...
Sprtan5150: hmmm thats interesting
Sprtan5150: I thought i deported him
Sprtan5150: You must be the replacement
xKomugix: yep...lately you've been doing to much good. Satan sent me up to make sure that you had a prope balance of evil within your system
Sprtan5150: cool wait
Sprtan5150: You got the wrong person
Sprtan5150: I am 92 percent evil genius
Sprtan5150: ...
Sprtan5150: Oh well good help is hard to find though so welcome aboard
Sprtan5150: Yo...Demon
xKomugix: XD
xKomugix: MY SIS IS A CRACK HEAD BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
xKomugix: *falls over laughing*
Sprtan5150: Okay...
xKomugix: hello
Sprtan5150: Hi
xKomugix: sorry.
Sprtan5150: No prob i had fun
xKomugix: I meant to log off like 6 hours ago but I left it on.
xKomugix: XD
Sprtan5150: It was interesting
Sprtan5150: Dang
xKomugix: yes my sis is interesting.
Sprtan5150: I need a new Demon
Sprtan5150: Dang
xKomugix: XD
Sprtan5150: Good help is hard to find you know.
xKomugix: XD
xKomugix: Then Kris'll stay the demon voice.
xKomugix: XD
xKomugix: she says "okay"
Sprtan5150: k
Sprtan5150: thats good to know
Sprtan5150: tell her she gets dental but the pay is something to workout later
Sprtan5150: Can she be paid in people souls?
xKomugix: lol
Sprtan5150: I'll take that as a yes
xKomugix: Kris: as long as I have pitbulls for hellhounds yes
Sprtan5150: Fine with me
xKomugix: okay
Sprtan5150: This is so going on Xeogaming
Sprtan5150: So Sarah What about you can you be hired
Sprtan5150: You get great Dental
Sprtan5150: And Eye
xKomugix: I'm not a demon.
xKomugix: and I dun wanna be.
xKomugix: XD
Sprtan5150: Can you be the angel vouce in my head you can fight with the demon one is what i meant
Sprtan5150: voice*
Sprtan5150: I need both sides
Sprtan5150: I deported the old ones the got a little to pushy
xKomugix: ooh... sibling rivalry...
xKomugix: hmm...
Sprtan5150: Think about it
Sprtan5150: I can pay you in pink things
xKomugix: XD
xKomugix: no
xKomugix: I don't like pink
Sprtan5150: or something else you want as payment
xKomugix: XD
xKomugix: I gtg
xKomugix signed off at 8:35:29 PM.
BBQMissile

ChaoticDeath









Since: 08-16-04
From: New York

Since last post: 3855 days
Last activity: 246 days
Posted on 04-05-05 08:29 PM Link | Quote
Ultimate Convo

ODDevilMON KEY: Hi face
Sparda Hellsing: Hi dick.
ODDevilMON KEY: How'd you know my name was Charley?
Sparda Hellsing: Cause I named you Charley...remember?
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh yeah
ODDevilMON KEY: I forgot Mommy
Sparda Hellsing: ^ _^ Of course dick.
Sparda Hellsing: So how are things...down there.
ODDevilMON KEY: Not bad
ODDevilMON KEY: How are things between there?
ODDevilMON KEY: Do you have DOA:U yet?
Sparda Hellsing: It's been fine.
Sparda Hellsing: And no, I have not.
Sparda Hellsing: Why do you ask?
ODDevilMON KEY:
ODDevilMON KEY: We should play it sometime. (That is if you get XBL)
Sparda Hellsing: And my Ayane will whoop your Tina.
ODDevilMON KEY: Ayane is my specialty .
Sparda Hellsing: Mine too. ^ _^
ODDevilMON KEY: Weeee
ODDevilMON KEY: I don't use Ayane much anymore because people find her very cheap.
ODDevilMON KEY: Not necessarily the way I fight. It's just her moves have very high priority.
Sparda Hellsing: Cause they are unpredictable.
Sparda Hellsing: =P
Sparda Hellsing: I mean, she just starts spinning around like some mad top
ODDevilMON KEY: Yeah, and her Back + Punch basically goes against any high attack in the game.
Sparda Hellsing: And out of nowhere, just when you think she's about to punch you in the face, you feel a sharp pain in your balls.
ODDevilMON KEY: Yeah!!!
Sparda Hellsing: ANd you realize that somehow, she's managed to kick you in the balls while her feet are in the air.
ODDevilMON KEY: Yeah!!!!
Sparda Hellsing: And then and then and then, and then...um....she breaks your arm!!!
ODDevilMON KEY: !!!!
ODDevilMON KEY: And sits on your face!!!
Sparda Hellsing: Yeah!!!!
Sparda Hellsing: Wait, but thats good.
Sparda Hellsing: That is...until she farts into your face!!!
ODDevilMON KEY: Yeah
ODDevilMON KEY: But....
ODDevilMON KEY: What happens when she sits on Tengu's face.......
Sparda Hellsing: Erm...
Sparda Hellsing: That's why she doesn't.
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh yeah
Sparda Hellsing: And then, she turns into Super Saiyan level 1000 and grows purple hair all over her body.
ODDevilMON KEY: AAAAAAH
ODDevilMON KEY:
ODDevilMON KEY: Then Kasumi saves the day
Sparda Hellsing: As a super cybernetic hentai ninja from the FUTURE!!!
ODDevilMON KEY: But then Kasumi gets trapped by Ayane....
ODDevilMON KEY: And Ayane spanks Kasumi really hard.
ODDevilMON KEY: Owwwy
Sparda Hellsing: And the spank is so hard that Kasumi's panties rip.
Sparda Hellsing: > _>
Sparda Hellsing: < _<
ODDevilMON KEY:
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh my goodness
ODDevilMON KEY: And Tina comes out riding a bull
Sparda Hellsing: And then, Ayane proceeds to drop Kasumi onto Tengu's face whose conveniently laying on the ground unconcious.
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh no!
Sparda Hellsing: Yeah...and then..Tengu's face just...explodes.
ODDevilMON KEY: Then Tina dives at Ayane
Sparda Hellsing: With her cowboy hat on.
ODDevilMON KEY: But Tina's shirt rips....
ODDevilMON KEY: and her spurs
Sparda Hellsing: Dig deep into Ayane's hairy boobs.
Sparda Hellsing: And Tina becomes permanently stuck onto Ayane's chest.
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh no!
Sparda Hellsing: Oh no!
ODDevilMON KEY: Lei Fang comes down from a helicopter
ODDevilMON KEY: Wearing her leather outfit with gloves to match
ODDevilMON KEY: She tells Ayane that she's been a naughty girly
Sparda Hellsing: And out of NOWHERE, she takes out...a strawberry!
ODDevilMON KEY: And Ayane's relationship meter goes up!!!
Sparda Hellsing: And she becomes so enthusiastic that she turns to normal and goes to team up with Lei Fang to play volleyball.
ODDevilMON KEY: Ayane gives Lei-fang the Super Venus dominatrix swim suit for being her teammate
Sparda Hellsing: Yeah!! But then, Lei Fang BETRAYS Ayane and stuffs the strawberry down her throat.
Sparda Hellsing: She automatically blows up, killing Tina who was still stuck on her for no apparent reason.
ODDevilMON KEY: NOOOOOO
Sparda Hellsing: But then, Hitomi comes in wearing nothing...
ODDevilMON KEY: :o
Sparda Hellsing: And..she spanks Lei Fang cause it was her strawberry.
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh my
Sparda Hellsing: Yes oh my.
ODDevilMON KEY: Lei Fang gets angry
ODDevilMON KEY: and takes out her whip
Sparda Hellsing: But before Lei Fang can do anything, Christie comes out of nowhere and kills everyone magically with...a rubber band.
Sparda Hellsing: Cause she's a super cool British assassin.
ODDevilMON KEY: Yeah
ODDevilMON KEY: Then Lisa comes out and uses her super mystery powers to undress Christie
Sparda Hellsing: Christie gets mad and stuffs cherry pie down Lisa's throat.
ODDevilMON KEY: Lisa's boobs turn into turrets and mow Christie down
Sparda Hellsing: But Kos-Mos comes in and says "BITCH! THAT'S MY MOVE!"
ODDevilMON KEY: What a plot twist!
Sparda Hellsing: Indeed!
Sparda Hellsing: And thus, it becomes an epic battle between Lisa with boob turrets, Kos-Mos with her...abdomen...opening up..., and Master Chief cause he's..green.
ODDevilMON KEY: WOWZA
Sparda Hellsing: INDEED!
Sparda Hellsing: But Cortana drops in from the sky and PWNZ them with her digimons!
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh my oidsfaj;df
Sparda Hellsing: Yeah, and get this, they were Warp Digivolved!!!!
ODDevilMON KEY: Rita Repulsa watches this from the moon and sends a giant Tomogatchi to battle the digimons
Sparda Hellsing: But the 101 Dalmations (the other one got mauled by a bear cause he wanted bear powers) come in to save the day!!!
ODDevilMON KEY: YAY
Sparda Hellsing: YAY!
ODDevilMON KEY: Oh no!
Sparda Hellsing: Oh no!
ODDevilMON KEY: Keftka just blew up the earth using his Moon Tiara Magic attack!
Sparda Hellsing: But luckily, Sailor Moon got pregnated by Tuxedo Mask and gave birth to an entire new planet Earth!!! (OMFG!!!!)
ODDevilMON KEY: But the planet begins to be pushed back in her from random giant peni shaped tentacles.
Sparda Hellsing: But of course, Hayabusa won't stand for this!
ODDevilMON KEY: IZUNA DROP!!!!
Sparda Hellsing: WHOOOAH!
Sparda Hellsing: But he ends up killing Sailor Moon so Tuxedo Mask gets married to...Sakura from Card Captors!!!!! (OMFG OMFG!!!!)
ODDevilMON KEY: PLOT TWIST!!!!
Sparda Hellsing: YAH!
ODDevilMON KEY: Until next time
ODDevilMON KEY:
ODDevilMON KEY:
Sparda Hellsing:
ODDevilMON KEY: lol
ODDevilMON KEY: night
Sparda Hellsing: Night.
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