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Déesse

Sailor Déesse
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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 03-12-05 04:10 PM Link | Quote
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GIRL : Why not ??
BOY : I'm broke.

BOY : May I hold your hand??
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GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
BOY : What time was it??

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"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.
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Posted on 03-12-05 05:38 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Déesse

Man : You remind me of the sea.
Woman : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
Man : NO, because you make me sick.



This one pwned.

GOt a laugh from most of them, actually.
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