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Cyro Xero

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

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Posted on 12-01-10 10:41 AM Link | Quote
http://www.deadseriousnews.com/?p=573

"A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.

According to Cummings’ partner, Sergio Armani, Cummings has “multiple piercings on his manhood” which were detected during a full body scan. As a result, Cummings was pulled aside for a pat-down. Armani stated that the unidentified TSA agent spent “an inordinate amount of time groping” Cummings, who had apparently become sexually aroused. Cummings, who has a history of sexual dysfunction, ejaculated while the TSA agent’s hand was feeling the piercings. The TSA agent, according to several witnesses, promptly called for back up. Cummings was thrown to the ground and handcuffed.

A TSA spokesperson declined to comment on this specific case, but said that anyone ejaculating during a pat-down would be subject to arrest. "


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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 12-01-10 10:51 AM Link | Quote
I wish this were true. I wanted it so badly to be true.

It's like when we found out the dry erase quitting girl was just an actress.

Either way, it's still hilarious to think this could happen.
Cyro Xero

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 2599 days
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Posted on 12-01-10 11:04 AM Link | Quote
Yeah, I found out it was fake only after making this thread. At least the others will get out of it before they see our posts.


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when I got pulled aside and the agent put his hands on me.
And I JIZZED. IN. MY PANTS.
"
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Posted on 12-01-10 11:05 AM Link | Quote
The game kinda gave it away.

Or it would've been an awesome coincidence.
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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

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Posted on 12-01-10 05:35 PM Link | Quote
They need to make this happen, I would laugh SO much!
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