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| Xeogaming Forums - Entertainment - Jackass 3D: Just when you thought it was over |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt          Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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I love this show. The first one was pretty good, the second one had me clenching my seats, and I bet you anything this is gonna be epic to watch a bunch of dumb asses do stupid painful stunts for money! |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent  Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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| Heh, the high five at the end made me laugh. Otherwise, I don;t think I'm going to see this. The show and the first movie were funny, but the second one was pushing it. I don't really think that they're going to be funny in this. *shrugs* | |||
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 633 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| A acquaintance of mine who does Rocky Horror and performs opera around the world is supposed to be in this one.
The last time I saw anything with him and Johnny Knoxville they were doing a show and tell video with fetish gadgets, so this upcoming movie I gotta see. |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| As long as I don't see anyone take a shit in front of the camera I am good.
I am talking about you CKY NSFW WARNING! NSFW WARNING! DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! Before this you see this guy literally taking a nasty shit on a toilet, wiping his ass, and there you go. After the whole prank he takes laxitives and takes a shit on the guy who takes a shit on his face (Last edited by Bitmap on 08-15-10 12:52 AM) |
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Kyoku kun Phan Phan Where in the world in Aurora the Explora? Currently California!  Since: 06-19-06 From: Northern California Since last post: 4769 days Last activity: 4396 days |
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| I totally sound like a typical girl with this post, but I completely despise this kind of humor. I hated Home Alone as a kind and physical comedy was something I completely couldn't grasp.
I mean, I laugh as much as the first guy if someone falls down, runs into something..etc. But this is wayyy too much. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable  Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| I liked Home Alone... and the second one (the others... well... we don't talk about them).
As for Jackass... it's funny for five minutes and then it gets annoying. I watched the first one, and while there were some very funny moments, I personally feel that all of the scat humor was just disgusting and juvenile. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1695 days Last activity: 1695 days |
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Originally posted by Elara Exactly. Their sense of humor is childish. While there were funny moments in the movie, most of it I considered very immature and didn't find it funny in the least bit. Home Alone, however, is a classic. How can you not like those?  |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 633 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| When Borat came out and everyone was raving about what great satire that was, I answered that with, "If Borat is satire, then Jackass is performance art commenting on the impermanence of life and the universe and that one should live each day to the fullest."
Granted I spotted a single piece of satire in Borat (the rodeo scene), but it made me stop and think about the purpose of Jackass. Number Two ended with the boys doing a musical number from La Cage aux Folles, which was pretty much about how tomorrow is uncertain so the now the best time to live hard. So yeah, I stand by the above statement. |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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| Ugh... Borat.... but yeah, I agree with you 100% on that. | |||
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| Don't forget Bruno. I found that movie amazingly hard to watch.
I mean it. It can be funny at times. I'll admit. But there were times where I honestly felt bad for the people the character interviewed. Like when he was interviewing a christian band he was constantly questioning on how his homosexuality would effect -insert theme here-. Ouch. Then the spoiler does not help. Spoiler:
Flopping penis in full HD I mean why in the fuck was that even there to begin with. |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 91 days Last activity: 89 days |
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Originally posted by Bitmap Hey, The Watchmen was an awesome movie! |
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天国JOE ���A�ǂ��ɂȂ�̂���낤�H Since: 09-02-04 From: Destroy Tower Since last post: 4024 days Last activity: 3390 days |
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| I think you're all missing the real issue here.
3D? (Last edited by Seijika on 08-25-10 03:37 AM) |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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Originally posted by Seijika Now you too can see someone taking a shit on some random object in 3D |
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Squire Vince Storm Eagle is watching you, he sees your every move. Since: 04-17-10 From: Victorian London. Since last post: 4948 days Last activity: 4922 days |
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| You can watch a hit to the balls....IN 3D! | |||
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| I really, really want to know how Jackass 3D plays out in 3D. Like I said I really enjoyed Jackass 2. I remember seeing it for the first time at a Theatre in Pleasure island in Disney World.
Sure, the show is absolutely childish. But you have to think about this: These guys are getting paid to feel pain. And we the people are there to watch these fucktards get hurt. Video might be NSFW I'll admit. I would do half of these stunts in a heartbeat. You remember when Steve-O snorted Wasabi? Bitch, that ain't NOTHING compared to what I did! Wasabi is about 800,000 on the scale on how hot it is. Your normal hot sauce that you can buy at the grocery store is about 1,900 I snorted Dave's Insanity Sauce. Which is 4.2 MILLION on the scale. And I don't do this once. But twice. Mind you, you have to sign a waver when you buy this stuff at gift shops. Oh sure, you tried Dave's? I did the extract. I don't wanna hear shit. E- Oh shit. Read this!
Why in the fuuuucccckkkkkk? E2-
3D PENIS CONFIRMED! Can't wait to have a giant dick in my face. (Last edited by Bitmap on 08-29-10 05:50 AM) |
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Elara Divine Mamkute Dark Elf Goddess Chaos Imp Penguins Fan Ms. Invisable Since: 08-15-04 From: Ferelden Since last post: 99 days Last activity: 99 days |
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Originally posted by Bitmap Is it too late to change my vote for best quote? |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| Movie comes out this Friday!
Ahhhhahahahahahaha! |
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Rogue If you're reading this... You are the Resistance Since: 08-17-04 Since last post: 633 days Last activity: 442 days |
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| Heh, that was shot in Long Beach.
Apparently my friend who's going to be in this will be strapping Knoxville into a contraption. Not sure if it's for sex or what, since the last time he was on something with Knoxville they were showing off sexual torture devices. My friend's name's Jesse Merlin. |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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| I'm glad I read this spoiler. It was showcased and a lot of people got a chance to see it early. But you thought having a giant dick in your face was bad? Well, you might not want to read this spoiler:
Spoiler:
The scene starts with an overhead view of a very impressive model railroad track. There are beautiful trees and houses and even some little people. The camera cuts to a first-person perspective from the train as it rounds the corner towards a giant hill with a tunnel. Wait...is..that hill moving? And that isn't a tunnel, that's an asshole! There seems to be something coming out of the top...is it a volcano?! NO! IT'S SHIT! That isn't a hill! It's Ehren's ass! Shit literally sprays EVERYWHERE. It flies at your face. Diarrhoea all over the little train, all over the houses. All over the poor little people. Everyone filming and watching is laughing and puking their brains up. So basically Ehren was standing in the middle of the traintrack and sprayed diarrhoea everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I know you might be thinking "oh..shit? That's not so bad." But when it's liquid and meaty chunks of shit flying at your face, it's not something you want to see after breakfast. Also the Port-O Potty scene is fucked up. There is shit in there. Lots and lots of shit. You might want to skip out on the popcorn. Don't forget this is in 3-D. It should be rated Adults Only for this kinda... Spoiler:
shit I'll be checking this out on Friday (Last edited by Bitmap on 10-13-10 03:04 AM) |
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Bitmap #1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt Since: 09-05-04 From: His Laughin' Place Since last post: 4556 days Last activity: 4550 days |
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Holy shit this movie was hilarious! Watched it in 3D tonight with my friends and I. I was actually surprised on how most of the stunts performed on this show was actually able to be put in theaters. Alright, now where do I begin? Oh yeah, rogue posted this:
This, sadly, was not in the movie.  Maybe it will be in Jackass 3.5 which will hit stores this December.
For starters, the spoiler I listed above about two of the stunts were indeed true. And yes, it was in 3D, and in slow mo. Disgusting. But not as fucked up as Steve-O in that porta-john. There is a reason he was not happy at all with that stunt. And the audience watching this literally screamed at how fucked up it was. SPOILERS BEGIN HERE! I'm not gonna spoil tag anything here. So if you don't want to read about most of the stunts then just go ahead and quit reading. The opening was just basic "I'm kicking myself in the face" in slow motion moments. Painball guns, fish hitting people's faces, people getting kicked in the nuts, and even a medicine ball to the stomach. It was hilarious The Tee ball This stunt was seriously painful to watched. Basically, it had steve-O in nothing but his underwear wearing a baseball glove, but Ryan had a 'Practive' ball-hitter with a baseball bat. In slow motion, you see Ryan hitting the ball as hard as he could directly on Steve-o's nuts. Electric Avenue This stunt was an obsticle course. Hanging from the ceiling was about 50 active tazers, several cow prods, and obsticles to where they HAD to hit these things. Two at a time you see everyone try and go through while people are shocked and punched right in the face. Rockey 1,2,3, and 4 Basically in 3D and in slow motion: Bam in one hand tosses water in a person's face, and with his right hand punches them right in the person's face. With the Rockey Music playing. Sweat Cocktail Some fat guy is dressed in such a way (While doing vigorous exercises) to put all of his sweat into a cup for Steve-O to drink. Everyone was barfing. This was seriously fucked up. Odds and ends Dildos shooting out of a cannon in 3D. Chris Pontus hitting a golf ball with his penis while Bam tries to catch said ball in his mouth, a helecoptor attached to Chris' cock, Bam pissing on people, etc. Basic slapstick humor Can I recommend this movie to everyone? Maybe. It's one of those movies where you need to turn off your brain for a little while and let Jackass do all the work. I was laughing so hard I was barfing by the end of the movie. Better than any other Jackass film out there. But it was short. (Last edited by Bitmap on 10-16-10 01:27 AM) |
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