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Kaijin Surohm
Living the dream








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 218 days
Last activity: 92 days
Posted on 05-11-08 10:21 PM Link | Quote
As Kaijin stands at the podium with both hands resting at the desk, microphone jetting upward t'word his mouth, he gave a slight sigh, partly embarrass for this one.

"Welcome one and all, for this new arena that yet graces the halls of Xeogaming yet again. I propose to you a challenge for any who dare to come forward. I tell you now that I am not your opponent... this time, but you shall fight a being of such pure terror, that you, one and all, shall wet yourselves till the day you die.
Step forth if you dare, to brave the darkness of our darkest fears." As the lights start to dim, Kaijin backs up from the podium the spot light drilling the door from where the opponent will walk in.
Ϡ
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 3013 days
Posted on 05-11-08 11:05 PM Link | Quote
A young man passes through the door, oblivious of where he now stood. The temporary blinding gifted by the spotlight failed to give him the senses to realize this world behind the door was not the same as the world behind the door he was headed to. When this finally dawned upon him, the was shut. Click.

He pulled the cigarette from his thin lips and eyed the man some ways away from himself.

"Care to explain, friend?"
Kaijin Surohm
Living the dream








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 218 days
Last activity: 92 days
Posted on 05-11-08 11:20 PM Link | Quote
A simple shake of the head as he backs behind the curtain, speaking as he vanishes:

"May your god has mercy on both our souls..."

From the side, a spotlight lights up where a figure walks him. He's completely surrounded in a red royal cape, with white fluff trimming. The top of the cape is covered by a massive sombrero covered by rows and rows of gems and rings of what looks like excessively stretched out crowns.

The covered figure stands before the podium.

...

With exploding speed, the figure slams his arms back, the red cape flowing backwards, revealing that it's 5 sizes too big for him, he has baggy white and blue striped clown pants on attached by fuzzy slippers, and a gold silk shirt. His right hand jets forward forming a peach sign, and a massive dorky grin slams on his face revealing a gay little mustache which extends far off his face, string like, and curls into a vortex of circles under his wide brimmed crown... of sorts.

"Ah HAAAAAAAAAH!" Grinning from ear to ear. "I am your opponent! AH HAH! Fear me! HAAAAAA, For I am.... SIR KING KAI!!!!" and from behind him a massive array of light explodes form behind him, revealing rainbow like colors, favoring gold and yellow, as the podium infront of him explodes into shrapnel, flying harmlessly away.
Ϡ
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 3013 days
Posted on 05-12-08 06:50 AM Link | Quote
The young man watched the colorful affair unfurl before his eyes while taking an extended drag of his cigarette. With a cloud of smoke veiling his face for just a moment, he spoke.

"Huh. Nice effects. Name's Jonas. Nice to meet you."

The young man cracked his knuckles, his chestnut brown eyes eying up this bizarre man. He parted his lengthy dirty-blonde hair, giving himself a better view.

"Look, I've got a date tonight with this gorgeous babe, so if we could just wrap this up quick, that'd be wonderful."

Jonas stepped forward, getting into a light defensive position, his right arm slightly lifted up towards Sir King Kai.

"Whenever you're ready, rainbow man."
Kaijin Surohm
Living the dream








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 218 days
Last activity: 92 days
Posted on 05-14-08 04:03 PM Link | Quote
Behind the gay mustache, he grinned with a face splitting grin, as he turned to the side, and brought his left hand up to his chest in a very odd fashion.

"Ha~~~~~!" He held the note in a tooth grinding song like manner. "I shall make this quick, for you are against.... SIR KING KAI!~"

Quickly with his right hand, he swiped something from under his royal overgrown cloak, and slashed it back, so it was barely visible from the side, untill he twirled around quickly and pointed it straight at Jonas.

...It was a whiffle bat...

"Come at me if you dare, or my grandiose powers of Squeaky V will overwhelm your very core! ah HAAAAAAH!"
(And somewhere in another universe, you can feel Kaijin's soul shattering.)
Ϡ
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 3013 days
Posted on 05-24-08 01:29 PM Link | Quote
Jonas nodded. "Alright, then!"

He dashed forward, raising his fist feeling adrenaline flow through him.

This was going to be very, very odd.
Kaijin Surohm
Living the dream








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 218 days
Last activity: 92 days
Posted on 05-25-08 07:00 PM Link | Quote
"Ha HAAAA!" With the loud yell, he brought his free hand under over sized cloak, and tossed forward an item of pure evil, straight toward Jonas.
With the burst of speed, the item was hardly noticeable until it came close to Jonas, and then it could be made out:

A Rubber Duckie.
Ϡ
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 3013 days
Posted on 05-25-08 07:58 PM Link | Quote
Jonas came to a halt as the rubber duckie bounced off his forehead. He stopped and looked at the rubber duckie for a moment, looked back up at Sir King Kai, then back at the duckie.

Then he resumed his charge.
Kaijin Surohm
Living the dream








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 218 days
Last activity: 92 days
Posted on 05-25-08 09:54 PM Link | Quote
Sir Kai chuckled for a moment when the Duckie bounced off his head, for the moment it did, a trap was sprung. Right as he began to charge once again, the duckie self destructed in a devastating explosion that resulted in a shrapnel bomb.

In the process of the explosion, he threw his oversized cape in front of him, lined with enough material to cause the shrapnel harmless to him.
Ϡ
This isn't about you and your loud mouth,
This is about me and my fucking beard.








Since: 08-29-04
From: PA

Since last post: 3389 days
Last activity: 3013 days
Posted on 05-25-08 10:28 PM Link | Quote
Jonas went flying forward as the shrapnel bomb exploded, landing on his hands and knees. The smoke from his cigarette rose from both sides of his head as he grunted. He stood up and took off his jacket, riddled with holes, to reveal his shirt, which was riddled with holes as well. He closed his eyes and grunted, and shrapnel slid out of his body and hit the ground. He winced and touched one of the wounds.

"Son of a bitch. Thank the lord for the magnet."

He took a drag from his cigarette, eying down his target and stilling his breath. Seconds later, he lunged forward once more, throwing a punch at the obnoxious clown.


(Last edited by Cairoi on 05-26-08 01:56 PM)
Kaijin Surohm
Living the dream








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 218 days
Last activity: 92 days
Posted on 05-26-08 02:08 PM Link | Quote
Sir King Kai dropped his Caped Shield with his tooth grinding song happy laugh, but instead of singing outward, he was eating knuckle.
He didn't see the attack coming.
As the fist connected, his face turned to the side, and even with his super weighted cloak on, he went flying backwards, and drilled the wall. In a goofy floppy manner, as he sprawled out on the floor, it looked up a bad bruise beginning on his cheek, as he pushed up into a sitting position, and brought about Squeaky V!

Quickly, he began to squeak the toy with vigor, as he began to click the enchantment that was placed upon the child's toy: A massive gale wind. From the tip of the toy, massive winds began to blow forward at Jonas, chairs from around the room were being drilled into the back wall, the floor board in front of Sir Kai began to tear up with a vengeance, the walls began to split apart from the sharp blades of wind that were being created from the high force wind.

"Ha~HAAAAAA~"
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