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Xeios

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Since: 08-16-04

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Posted on 02-15-08 10:36 PM Link | Quote
Bustopher straighted his tie eagerly. He was sitting on top of a fluffy couch, legs crossed sophisticatedly, and a glass of wine in his hand. Across the multicolored arena, hundreds of stuffed toys and animals were littered about. This was the play room of Bustopher's mansion. It was over a thousand square feet of space, large and rectangular, beautiful walls. Scratching posts as tall as a man were in the four corners of the room. And the cute stuffed toys served as obstacles and momentary playthings in Bustopher's life. Ahhh, much like women, he pondered.

"Come out."
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 02-15-08 10:41 PM Link | Quote
Max sat still in a pile of stuffed animal rabbits. Conflaguration! He hadn't meant to be found yet! How dare this...this THING dare to know he was there?!

Max finally stood, and got out of the pile of rabbits, revealing himself to be a three foot tall rabbit. But he wasn't just an ordinary rabbit, he was actually a super hyperkenetic rabbit thingy! Because of his true nature, he nearly exploded when someone so much as said the word, "bunny" while he was around.

It was a terrible word! Bunny! It should die!

"Hi, I'm Max!" Max said as fast as he could, "I'm here to make you quail before my might!"

He really hoped that he had the right definition for quail...
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 10:44 PM Link | Quote
Bustopher stood to his full height, which wasn't very tall.

"Ooh BUNNY! Am CAT! PLAYTIEM!?"

Bustopher spoke with an adorable little voice.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 02-15-08 10:47 PM Link | Quote
Max's eyes suddenly grew huge. "AM BUNNY!" he screamed at the top of his voice, "AM GOING TO KILL CAT WITH SENSELESS VIOLENCE!"

He charged forward, his teeth bared, and attempted to kick this puny feline in the teeth. "How's that for causing you to squirm under my tyrranical rule?!"
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 10:50 PM Link | Quote
Bustopher was struck in the face, and was blown back several feet. Though he landed on his feet, almost completely unharmed.

"Cat eat bunny! It's die tiem nao!"

With a mighty lunge, Bustopher dove forward, clawing with both of his massive paws at once, attempting so strike the big bunny across the chest.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 02-15-08 10:55 PM Link | Quote
But...

but....

He hit hiom in the face?! Was this thing as strong as he stuffed animals nearby?! Could he withstand impossible things like falling from a five story building?!

Max's eyes widened as he suddenly realized his opponent was attacking. He thought quickly, and grabbed a stuffed animal, and threw is at this Bustophering animal, attempting to hit him in the chest.

"Yeah, it bloody well is die time now-erm, naho, neeoo, gah! noow? ARGH!!! YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT CAT< BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA DIE!"
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 10:58 PM Link | Quote
The stuffed animal flew at Bustopher and hit him, but Bustopher did not seem injured again, he seemed to be...playing.

"Yay! I liek! Butsy liek stuffd lion!"

Bustopher clawed the toy lightly, then remembered the intruder in his home. And once more, made the pounce, though, since he was much closer, he expected to hit his target without any more distractions.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
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Posted on 02-15-08 11:03 PM Link | Quote
Max smiled widely. Like, really widely. Like, oh no you're going to die widely!

Max quickly ducked and while the cat was flying threw the air, slid under the cat, avoiding the felince easily. As the cat landed, Max pulled out an ultra large tool that should in no way have fitted on his person. But sicne when did he care about physics?

He pulled a trigger on the ultra large tool, and flame came pouring out towards the creature.

"Fire, I lie-ek! You ugly, YOU DIE!"
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 11:07 PM Link | Quote
Bustopher flew over big bunny's head, but continued running. Not because he knew of danger, but there was this really, really, shiny thing over there, and he needed to investigate. Turns out it was just a boring old piece of tinsel. So, he turned back to his opponent, who was launching fire in his general direction.

"Hawt! Kitty no liek Fier!"

Bustopher ran farther away, tail puffed out really huge-like. And hid near a sofa in the far corner of the room.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
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Posted on 02-15-08 11:16 PM Link | Quote
"Yeah, I'LL BET YOU DON'T LIKE FIRE!"

He quickly threw the flamethower away...well not really away, anyway, it left the arena, and was no longer on him!

Suddenly he started squeezing his eyes tight, and concentrating on the couch and suddenly something shiny appeared in his hands. "That's right, a Shuriken made from God of War disks!" Man, those God of WAr disks sure did make great weapons! Tood bad he never bothered to play them...

"Die evil felon!"

He threw them towards the couch. Theoritically, the first five he threw should first destroy the couch, and then the next five land in land in Bustopher!

"Muahahahahaahahahaaaa!"
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 11:21 PM Link | Quote
Bustopher watched the shiny things tear the couch to shreds, and subsequently damage the wall behind it. Bustopher was amused for a moment.

"Do it again!"

Bustopher cheered from the sidelines, he was several feet away from the couch, good thing he hid "near" it.

He coiled himself up, ready to pounce at a moment's notice.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 02-15-08 11:24 PM Link | Quote
Max concentrated hard again, and suddenly a loud noise was heard from outside the whole room...

A piano fell threw the cieling, hopefully right where this Bustophering maniac was sitting.

"I'll do better than do it again, I'll bloddy well tear this piano to shreds if you stay dead!"
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 11:26 PM Link | Quote
Bustopher pounced at his foe, as he began concentrating, leaping forth and hopefully catching Max with a claw across the face as soon as he began talking.

"u die nao!"
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
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Posted on 02-15-08 11:30 PM Link | Quote
Max bared his teeth widely, and threw a shurin just as the cat pouned, hopefully hitting it in the stomach. But, just to be sure, Max threw another three, seriously hoping to stop this enraged hater-of-canines before it hurt him.

"No, you die Naaow! ARGH! NOW!! GO AHEAD AND DIG YOUR GRAVE, BECAUSE I'M NOT BLOODY WELL DOIN' IT FOR YOU!"
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 11:32 PM Link | Quote
With a graceful twist (in midair lol) Bustopher avoided all of the Shurins(what?). Continuing on his quest to claw the heck out of Max the Bunny wabbit.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

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Posted on 02-15-08 11:37 PM Link | Quote
Max now decided to do something undoubtedly fun. He pulled out one last remaining sherukin, and just as the feline was about to land, twisted, avoinding the attack, and tried to stab this insane animal in the side.

"Now how about you try something original you friend of catnip! Or are you just not tough enough to withstand my eggbroiling assaults?!"

That's right, eggbroiling! As in, super unhappy painful!
Xeios

You WANKER!








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Posted on 02-15-08 11:41 PM Link | Quote
Bustopher landed and slid across the ground, being grazed by the shuriken. Catching a small clump of fur. Bustopher began clawing at Max like a maniac, now that he was within range, he should be able to do a fair amount of damage. Did I mention that Bustopher's claws are big, like, fucking huge... Well, they are. good luck with that.

"MEEEEEEOW!"
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