Squire Vince: it's 99% god lovin and 12% MAH DICK! meaning it's 111% Holly pillow! |
Phoenixocracy: AH! My vision! I spent all day making it as huge and glorious as the chick's from Jersey Shore! |
Squire Vince: I'M BLIND! |
Akwin: Wtf!?! What constitutes a 'Holy Pillow'??? |
Akwin: Ugggh! My hair! I spent all day making it as huge and glorious as the chick's from Jersey Shore! *uses glitter to try and obstruct vision* |
Squire Vince: *ducks beneath pillow and sends an uppercut pillow towards his opponents jaw* hehe *with free hand he conjours up a second holy pillow* |
Phoenixocracy: *summons Dark Admin pillow in left hand, and Phoenix pillow in right* BRING IT!!!! *parries and swings with flaming pillow* |
Squire Vince: *calls upon holy pillow* AAHHHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!! *swings ferociously!* |
Phoenixocracy: *whacks Vince again. And then Akwin for the hell of it.* I am now dual wielding. |
Squire Vince: ...wait who'd you whack? |
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