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Dirk Ralthar
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Registered on 07-18-06 12:31 AM (6539 days ago)
Last post 02-08-08 09:38 PM, in Avatar the Last Airbender the mising 100 years. (Sim/RP-Discussion)
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Real name Lieutenant 1st Class Dirk Ralthar 
Location Malthar 
Birthday Saturday, August 20, 1988 (35 years old) 
User bio You point, I kill.

The following is a question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

*Bonus Question*: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, ‘it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you’, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct…leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why last night, Teresa kept shouting “Oh my God.”

You scored as William Wallace. The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

William Wallace




Batman, the Dark Knight


Lara Croft


Indiana Jones


Captain Jack Sparrow


El Zorro


Neo, the "One"


The Terminator


The Amazing Spider-Man


James Bond, Agent 007


Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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You scored as Dragon. Dragon: Now talk about a legend. These magnificent creatures are of many species. Some can be as large as the Earth itself, while others are as small as a mouse. One image that comes to everyone's mind is the large, fire breathing Dragons that loathed humans and loved to sleep on massive piles of gold. Not all dragons have a bad reputation. Most dragons are very wise, caring, and protective. It would make a person very lucky indeed to meet a dragon. Especially if they walked away untouched. I admire your wisdom, for you are the Ancient Dragon.













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You scored as Combat Infantry. You're a combat infantry soldier,a grunt, a dogface, a footslogger. While some say your common, you're a really a disciplined person who realizes the importantce of working in a team, and in reality you and your comrades get most of the work done. This country needs more people like you. Your a brave, selfless person. And I salute you.


Combat Infantry


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Support Gunner


Which soldier type are you?
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You scored as Assault Rifle. You are soldier. Or you want to be a soldier. Or you just love military-type firearms. You need assault rifle. M16 or AK-47 will do good.

Assault Rifle










Sniper Rifle




What Firearm Fits You Best?
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You scored as Demolitions. Demolitions. Blowing. Shit. Up. What else is there?









What Would You Be In The Military?
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Which Evangelion character are you?

Which Weird Al Are You?
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You scored as You like computers

You are NERD Al! You are smart and nerdy! You know everything about anything. And you like wearing glasses with a pink shirt and pants.

You like computers


You just want to blow things up


You are very shy


You are a Saint


You have curly hair


Your emotional


You love food


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Dirk Ralthar


Since: 07-18-06
From: Malthar

Since last post: 5968 days
Last activity: 5939 days
Posted on 12-31-69 04:00 PM
There are two kinds of battles, those to protect innocent life, and those to protect one's honor. It is vital to know how to distinguish between the two.

Originally posted by Dirk Ralthar
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'Without Justice there can be no Peace
Without Peace there can be no Trust
Without Trust there can be no Love
Without Love there can be no Honor
And without Honor there can be no Justice.'

Which Evangelion character are you?

I am America's Maritime Guardian
I serve the people of the United States
I will Protect Them
I will Defend Them
I will Save Them
I am Their Shield
I live the Coast Guard Core Values
For Them I am Semper Paratus
I am a Guardian
We are the United States Coast Guard.
- The Guardian Ethos

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Bitmap: I must know you.
True Flight: get on AIM
Bitmap: I have no idea who you are, but welcome?
Shard: Thanks for the support ^_^
Dirk Ralthar: yep, i don't draw worth 3 week old chicken shit that has been sitting in the sun too long and been sprayed by 400 skunks
FX: what do you mean you need your character pic? You need someone to draw him?
Dirk Ralthar: and like I said... I have aol... i am just never on
Dirk Ralthar: I know I need a layout... need my dirk caracter pic done first...
FX: AIM!!!!!!!
FX: ya
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