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|Real name ||Jan Reside ||Location ||Socal, US ||Birthday ||Saturday, April 18, 1987 (33 years old) ||User bio ||[Holding the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch]
How does it... um... how does it work?
I know not, my liege.
Consult the Book of Armaments.
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
[reading] And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...
Skip a bit, Brother...
And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Right. One... two... five.
From: Socal, US
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.
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