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Katana Posts: 1477/3649 |
This joke was really cute. I've read it to my family and friends so many times I practically have it memorized word for word...and...they're all sick of it.
But I still think its cute. |
Logos Posts: 222/641 |
As Nike would put it, life is just one long commercial, and before the show starts, you're dead. |
Banned Posts: 2758/-3459 |
Life: "The secret, is that it's easy." |
Rogue Posts: 2479/11918 |
Life can be expressed in a game of cards. What you're dealt is determinism. How you play it is free will.
Yeah, I know ... it's cheesy ... but it does express a very basic philosophy. |
FX Posts: 1518/3775 |
Life is simple: Your happiness is dependent on luck and genetics. That is it. And if you think about it, even your genetics are luck. |
Rogue Posts: 2466/11918 |
If he were a vegetarian in the terms the saying implies, that would be saying that was gay. Which would be funny since that's a different kind of meat entirely.
It's a whimsical way of saying that Hispanic/Mexican/Latino men like larger women. |
Rauni Posts: 1080/1351 |
Originally posted by Rogue What about vegetarian? If we got a vegetarian man, chances are that he'll throw the meat at the dog and request a bone. O_o |
Rogue Posts: 2464/11918 |
And have sayings like, "The bone is for the dog, the meat is for the man." ;P |
Stitch Posts: 2087/2785 |
Well, what about Mexicans? We sit on the porch and bark at people all throughout life... |
Kyoku kun Posts: 128/1329 |
That makes me smile, because it is so true. |
WhiteRose Posts: 967/1461 |
ROFL, that's both funny and cute. Cleverly put together. I'm defently gonna show this to some people as well. |
Rogue Posts: 2462/11918 |
Got this in an e-mail from an old friend. It's really cheesy, but thought it was something to share.
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