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Katana
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This joke was really cute. I've read it to my family and friends so many times I practically have it memorized word for word...and...they're all sick of it.

But I still think its cute.
Logos
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As Nike would put it, life is just one long commercial, and before the show starts, you're dead.
Banned
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Life: "The secret, is that it's easy."
Rogue
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Life can be expressed in a game of cards. What you're dealt is determinism. How you play it is free will.

Yeah, I know ... it's cheesy ... but it does express a very basic philosophy.
FX
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Life is simple: Your happiness is dependent on luck and genetics. That is it. And if you think about it, even your genetics are luck.
Rogue
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If he were a vegetarian in the terms the saying implies, that would be saying that was gay. Which would be funny since that's a different kind of meat entirely.

It's a whimsical way of saying that Hispanic/Mexican/Latino men like larger women.
Rauni
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Originally posted by Rogue
And have sayings like, "The bone is for the dog, the meat is for the man." ;P

What about vegetarian? If we got a vegetarian man, chances are that he'll throw the meat at the dog and request a bone. O_o
Rogue
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And have sayings like, "The bone is for the dog, the meat is for the man." ;P
Stitch
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Well, what about Mexicans? We sit on the porch and bark at people all throughout life...
Kyoku kun
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That makes me smile, because it is so true.
WhiteRose
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ROFL, that's both funny and cute. Cleverly put together. I'm defently gonna show this to some people as well.
Rogue
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Got this in an e-mail from an old friend. It's really cheesy, but thought it was something to share.


On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the
door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.
For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten
years and I'll give you back the other ten"?

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain
people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a
twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty
long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog
did"?

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into
the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun,
have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this,
I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for
sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty"?

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said, "Eat, sleep, play,
marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my
twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back,
and the ten the dog gave back. That makes eighty, okay"?

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and
enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.

For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the
grandchildren.

And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at
everyone.

Life has now been explained to you. Now go forth.
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