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Makura Posts: 936/1555 |
Lol..those are some good ones. A pen..or a marker.
Next one: You have to finger it's crack to get it to open up. If it's wet too long it gets rusty. |
Rogue Posts: 1656/11918 |
This joke is a lot more funny when said and not read and I'm sure it's going to be obvious when you read it:
What's long, hard, and full of seamen? - A submarine. What's got a big head, is about 6 inches long, and women love it? - A 100 dollar bill. |
Shuyin Posts: 1114/1858 |
What's often long, hard, and done by bored college kids?
Homework. |
Rogue Posts: 1654/11918 |
Heh, what a 4 letter word that begins with F and ends with K?
- Fork. |
Bitmap Posts: 2688/7838 |
Oh I played this game...Whats a word that Begins with "F" and ends with "UCK"?
FIRETRUCK! |
Rogue Posts: 1653/11918 |
This is pretty much that game I used to play with my friends in high school, Dirty Minds. Heh.
One of the sample questions was: What word is 4 letters, ends in U-N-T, and is another name for a woman? - Answer: Aunt |
Bitmap Posts: 2685/7838 |
I thought of a push pop, but I wouldent shake it...or else Ice cream would go all over the place if you get what I mean... |
Shuyin Posts: 1113/1858 |
More like Pen15....El Oh El.
Yeah...sounds like a pen. But to be original i'll say a push pop. |
Bitmap Posts: 2682/7838 |
A Pen |
Makura Posts: 935/1555 |
Here's a riddle that is completely unrelated to sex. I'll post more after someone answers this one.
-You lick my tip to get me going again. I stop working if you push me too hard. Sometimes shaking me up and down doesn't get me flowing again. What am I? |