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Rogue
Posts: 1292/11918
Originally posted by the poster of the inquiry
Feel free to call me with any questions (or to verify legitimacy) by calling 818-238-0215 and speaking with Sara.

Heh.

I think I'll call it just to ask, "So yeah.. why sketch comedy? Why send photos with no prior questions? What are the planning on doing with the photos?
Elara
Posts: 2769/9736		 So I'm thinking that this is just a new and pathetic way to get some free wanking material... what I think is funny though is that it says call if you have questions, but at the bottom it says no phonecalls about this job.
Savedox
Posts: 948/1567		 hell... I would probobly do it just because... but the problem with that is...

im a guy... and who would want to look at me that way..? besides from zabuza...
Makura
Posts: 885/1555		 Puns are punny [/horribleness]

Sad thing is, I don't think they'll have trouble finding women. I'd never do it, but there are people out there.
Xeios
Posts: 1226/2954		 Well, that's...not...secretive at all. And why the fuck do they need that kind of shot, like is this for cable, or regular TV...?
The Accidental Protege
Posts: 1196/2641		 .....XD
I love doing that. Whenever a skank in my school crosses her legs, everyone makes cracks like, "Hey! Somebody open a fish stand?" or "Who let the seagulls in?"

Yeah; it sounds sketchy. My friend found an odd job like that; standing on a guy's face for a hundred bucks an hour. He never got the job. Dunno much about it, really.
Rogue
Posts: 1289/11918		 Well I'm not going for it. A friend of mine found it and sent along the link for a laugh.

It smells a bit fishy. Pardon the unintended pun.
The Accidental Protege
Posts: 1195/2641		 Only if we can see it too.

Then you may go for it
It sounds enterprising, and a fast way to make money.
Rogue
Posts: 1288/11918		 I'm sure it is, but who'd really go for it?

"we don’t need a photo of your face, but we do need to see a photo of your vagina"

Here's the whole thing, since Craig's List does tend to delete posts after a day or so:

Originally posted by Craig's List
NUDITY NEEDED FOR TV SKETCH COMEDY SHOW
Reply to: job-138180412@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-03-01, 4:17PM PST


A new sketch comedy show for Showtime called "D. Underground" is looking for a few women who would be open to nudity in a sketch that will be shot in the month of March.

The sketch requires getting a direct shot of a woman’s vagina. To be specific, the role would have a woman walk onto a stage and sit on a stool with her legs open. Her face would not be shown, the camera would only show from the waist down.

THIS IS NOT PORN. THERE WOULD BE NO TOUCHING OF ANY KIND.

This would be shot in a closed set (meaning only the director and crew absolutely necessary to shoot) would be present.

We are looking for women of all ages (over 18) and ethnicities. We will be casting three women between the ages of 18 to 30 and one woman over 50.

Payment for this job would be AFTRA scale, which would be $370 for the day.

Because of the close-up camera shot this sketch requires, we need to be able to see a picture of the vagina beforehand to make sure there are no birthmarks, etc.

We understand that this may seem like a strange request. Feel free to call me with any questions (or to verify legitimacy) by calling 818-238-0215 and speaking with Sara.

Our goal to treat each woman with dignity and respect with this sensitive position.

Because the shot would be from the waist down, we don’t need a photo of your face, but we do need to see a photo of your vagina. To be considered for this role please email a tasteful photo of your vagina with a contact phone number.

We also need to cast women who can dance as strippers for another sketch. Each woman would be fully clothed, with her face showing, dancing seductively.

If you would like to be considered for this role as well please let me know in your email and include a photo of your full body (clothed, we just need to see your body shape and face).

Thank you.

* Job location is Burbank
* Compensation: $370
* no -- Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* no -- Please, no phone calls about this job!
* no -- Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
* no -- Reposting this message elsewhere is NOT OK.


I don't give a shit about that last request.
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