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| §tOnErXXJibb Posts: 29/66 |
Wow dude.. thats ..woah Hehe huge redneck moment! Oh well dude my sister has done more damage to the walls.. without a gun |
| Van Rhanell Posts: 293/337 |
s-i-n-g-l-e l-e-t-t-e-r-s a p-o-s-t d-o-e-s n-o-t m-a-k-e 
Michigan is where all of the smart rednecks (hehe) move to. Of course, the people far up in the UP can be wierder still. My Grandpa is kinda in this group, back in the day he's done such things as fall of a roof on his head with no major injuries, nailing his finger to a wall and dangling by it, sewing that same finger up by himself, get stung by bees so much he couldn't open his eyes the next morning, and win many a drinking contest. Most of this was by accident though, not along the lines of 9V battery-tasting. |
| JimmyConotix Posts: 9/51 |
Trigger, u r one crazy mofo. and not all ppl from Ga r crazy Sajin... but a lot of us r lol. |
| Trigger Happy Jones Posts: 47/306 |
We don't. We use dixie cups with strings, and if we want to IM someone, We lean out of the window of or trailer and scream on the top of our lungs. Then Cletus, who has pirated the internet from a hole in the ground, fires a flare gun into the air, confirming that the message has been recieved.
Don't even ask about the indoor plumbing. |
| DocterRobert52 Posts: 1/1 |
wow ive seen rednecks in my day, but one question, how do you get internet out there? |
| Trigger Happy Jones Posts: 21/306 |
Kind of wished you didn't post that, Sajin. I'm a fat ol' bastard. I think that's the wrong one. I'm going to try to send the right one. Thats a shotgun. (cue Beverly Hillbilly's Theme song) Anyway It was a Winchester .30-.30 lever action that caused the chaos. Glad it didn't hurt no one, the rifle has the highest kill-ratio of any rifle in it's class. Very high success rate when dad goes hunting. Thank the lord it didn't hit anybody.
The FBI ain't got the stones to pop their heads into my driveway. Heh heh. (paranoia)  |
| Xeios Posts: 1213/2954 |
Hmmm, now, are you positive the gun 'went off' I'm actually quite positive it was an intricate plot to assassinate the cabinet, and the sweater, and the panel of glass. I believe that you are anti-americans and without further ado, I forward this thread to the FBI, with slight changes added, replacing sweater with president, and glass with judges(NOT SIMON COWELL!!!). And... I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. [/random]
*gives up...* |
| Elara Posts: 2762/9736 |
My mom's from Missouri, so I get my fair share of redneck moments myself... but nothing with a gun (except for my brother shooting himself in the ankle with a pellet gun).
*Note to self: avoid Georgia* |
| Bitmap Posts: 1537/7838 |
Originally posted by Katana >.< ;;; "J" !!!!!! That was a picture of Trigger of him holding the culprit of the destruction that happend in his home...The reason why its not coming up is cause Yahoo is being seriously retarded and im having to host the pictures on tinypic... Well, hosted the pic and here he is...The awesome dude responcible for the destruction...you all know him as...Trigger Happy Jones 
He Rules... Hey, at least the destruction fits your name! LOL |
| Katana Posts: 840/3649 |
I'm sorry. I couldn't help but giggle. I've been through Georgia...it's sad that I've only passed through a few times it was still obvious to see what you guys are talking about. 
Even though I'm from up north, I swear my dad's part redneck...so yeah...I've seen tons of "redneck" moments. There was one time when he had his apartment, my little sister and I were eating dinner in the livingroom. That kitchen was so small that the four (my step-mom) couldn't all fit there to eat dinner. I was 6 and my sister was 5 and we were sitting on the couch. Right at the bottom of it he had his rifle. He set up dinner trays for us, put our plates on them, and the next thing he told us was not to touch the gun, it was loaded and would go off. Even though we were little, we had to sit at the end of the couch to reach the trays, to we could also reach the gun, and well...I'm sure you guys can imagine what happened. No one got hurt. Well, my step-mom socked my dad and nearly broke his nose, but hey... Anywho...Sagin, the pic from your first post never showed up. |
| Trigger Happy Jones Posts: 19/306 |
I said I was a southern semi-pacifist. That's a man who avoids confrontation... Until some punk tries to traspass. Then it ain't whether shoot to kill or shoot to maim. I just empty the clip and let God decide. (Just joking, ya'll!  )
So Sajin... You really have that sign on ya'lls property? Cool. I like shootin' thems tras'passars onh' sight, too! |
| Bitmap Posts: 1532/7838 |
Originally posted by Trigger Happy Jones This sighn was posted outside my mothers driveway... Warning! No passin' No tresspassin, No bipassin, No NUTHIN! Them tresspassers will be shot, and them survivors will be shot again! Reason why that was posted was because a drunk man would always walk up to my mothers home. Scaring the daylights out of her...always saying "We need to look out for each other in this road" ...In the middle of fucking nowhere... So, its a law in Georgia to shoot any man that is unwanted and is tresspassing on your property...Thank God I havent shot anyone yet... If I get a camera, Ill post it up on here... |
| Trigger Happy Jones Posts: 18/306 |
Ha Ha. Hey, I resent that. But seriously, don't come down and traspass. People shoot on sight, and I ain't screwing with you. It went through the wardorbe cabinet and through the damn window. Hey, at least we all laughed about it. |
| Bitmap Posts: 1523/7838 |
I have no freaking idea why, but I added more pics to that post...School network must be screwing up or somthing...
anyways, heres the rest of the pics... The blast went through the clothing... 
Closeup on a sweater 
Cabnet Whelp... 
And Through a window! 
Dont come to Georgia, were some crazy people I tell you... |
| Trigger Happy Jones Posts: 16/306 |
Yep. My damn cousin left it loaded. Scared the living crap outta me. I don't have to remind any of ya'll who have guns to be careful and treat any firearm like it was loaded. It was in my case. It also happened to to my cousin's uncle Jeff. He was cleaning his Beretta .45, and he thought it was unloaded. Blew his thumb clean off. It was reattached, but he can't move it. Seems like that kind of thing happens down here a lot. |
| Bitmap Posts: 1522/7838 |
Ok, I was over at my friend Trigger's house the other day messing around, talking, whatever...
Ok, we decided to check out this rifle, I just so happend to take a picture of him while holding it...He wanted to be in the photo albulm... Edit: Argh, network diddnt add this part in... Well, Trigger accidently dropped the gun, and it shot out causing alot of damage... (Rest of the pics are below) |
