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Originally posted by The PoliticianOriginally posted by ZabuzaHm...it's possible that Hobo did happen to know it was fake. Which is the sole reason why he posted the article. To see who would believe it, or something. Just going out on a limb here.
Precisely, I had already known it was fake, the bottum of the site had a warning and hell the name of the site itself is obvious that most stuff on that site is false.
If it was true, you'd hear about it in the news
It's still freakin' hilarious
Originally posted by ZabuzaHm...it's possible that Hobo did happen to know it was fake. Which is the sole reason why he posted the article. To see who would believe it, or something. Just going out on a limb here.
|Even so, its still pretty funny...I too started having second thoughs when I read this little number...
Originally posted by Retarded Article
I dont think he would have screamed...and also, if he turned to his parents to say..."Hey Momma, look at me, im going to be just like darth vader!"...
Wouldent you think his mother would have grabbed him and done something about it? Its hard to believe you just LET your child jump into a pool of lava and then freak out...
I agree with Zabuza...but it was still funny though
|Why does this article come from a website called the "Washington Obfuscator"? Does anyone know what that means? I do. To obfuscate is to confuse, so why would it be from a site called the Washington Confuser?
Did you happen to realize that it's impossible to find this story anywhere else on the internet? I'm having a huge difficulty believing that any of this is true. With the proximity of heat from lava, that kid couldn't have even had the nerve to get that close. Let alone the fact that most national parks won't allow tourists anywhere near live lava flows without proper park ranger supervision, if that.
I'd check your facts before posting something like this.
So, as a form of wonderful satire, how could you possibly expect anyone (except for people of my calibur) to believe this garbage (pronounce gahr-bahj).
|i too think it was kind of funny how they went to search for the kid. if he cought fire and disapeared he isint going to pop up downstream. or downlavastream.|
|-.- this is satire. Man, I hate being befuddled by things like this!!!
Â© The Washington Obfuscator
Warning: May Contain Satire
I was seriously pissed off that these imaginery people! You...you!!!
|My favourite part of that article was:
'James Greene sobbed, clutching his wife, Kathryn, as they spoke briefly with reporters. â€śHe was such a good boy. Heâ€”he really loved the movie. All of them. Even The Phantom Menace.â€ť'
It made me chuckle.
|Not at all Clockworkz, laughter is a good thing, especially in circumstances like this.
|The Accidental Protege
|Wow. Now, I'm finding this thread to be incredibly amusing. Does this make me a bad person?|
Originally posted by HoboConductor
I seriously LOL'd when you said that part...what can they do, pull an evangelion and send Eva unit 01 in a magma pool of lava to only find ashes of burnt remains that are evaporating? Gimmie a break...
Originally posted by Cairoi
Well If you DO sue and get somthng out of it they could be rich for life. Anyway George might just give them the money if they ask nicly he has plenty to spare...
I am sorry to hear about the kid, I would think he would have realized that it would have hurt and that should have stopped him in it's self... DON'T TOUCH THE STOVE BECAUSE IT BURNS!!!
Originally posted by
I was actually laughing when I read this part, and you know kids are suseptibal to influence all around them. This kid was clearly influenced by Star Wars and didn't know if you jumped into lava you burn. What I don't understand is why would people bother looking for the kid. He blew up in flames.
Originally posted by Vulkar
Hmmm...I never heard anything like that, usualy the Viewers guide (PG, PG-13, R rated stuff) would do all the talking...but then again I dont exactly know for sure if he did actually say that...
But its a science fiction movie...fir for kids, teens, and imaginative adults....
|Lord Vulkas Mormonus
|A nine year old kid would not do this simply because of age. I would know, I have a six year old brother, and a ten year old sister. Neither would do something that stupid.
Anyway, they couldn't legally sue George Lucas, as that child wasn't even supposed to be allowed in to see it anyway. In fact, George Lucas said in several interviews not to let children see it.
|The Accidental Protege
|Someone get me a bazooka. I need to crack some skulls.
Seriously; this is why America sucks.
I cant exactly say that the boy was stupid, think about this:
When you are at that point of age and you were raised on science fiction movies, you would...PROBIBLY do the same thing...but maybe not as bad as jumping into the pit of Lava...
I take it the boy was not raised enough on the matter between life & death as well as the difference of the two coexzisting science fiction movies...
He diddnt feel anything...
|WHAT THE HELL?!
Who brings their child to LAVA?!
This is...this is WRONG, on so many levels!
If they file a criminal lawsuit, they deserve to be slapped. Sure their boy did it to emulate Darth Vadar, but who raises a child that thinks jumping into lava is a good idea? Jeebus, you stupid parents, tell your kids that these things are FAKE. And besides, why didn't they stop the boy as they watched him DART TO THE LAVA?!
Godamn stupid people.
Originally posted by
So what does everyone think about that??