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Darkness
Posts: 292/365
I would send him at Jexim because he's been such an ass to me...

Or I would tell him to go haunt a graveyard.
Jedi Master Desroth
Posts: 399/569
I would rent him as a sex slave and make lots of money from it (necrophiliacs dont get a chance to have sex with something that is sorta "alive" but dead).

Yeah, or maybe...

Go to Wendy's and get a bowl of chili, break off his finger, and place it in the Chili, and sue for billons of dollars, whahaha.

Or I could dress him up as a clown and he could be like IT from that movie. Nothin scarier then a mindless zombie clown in the room with someone.

Or I could cut out the middle man and catapult him into a wood chipper XD
The Accidental Protege
Posts: 994/2641
I'd cut off his limbs and throw him in a big chest, and dump it in the ocean, because I'm a cruel, heartless bastard like that.
Rauni
Posts: 680/1351
I would use that zombie to take over the world without having me exposes for my orginial plan. Also, it would be nice to have a great vessal for using as a target practice. Also, that zombie would capture any people I hate, as well as having him/her to do as I wish I want it to do.

Else, target practice.
Bitmap
Posts: 971/7838
Originally posted by True Flight

Freakin' 63..... That homework shouldn't count because I was sick those days... *growls*


Edit: major Uber typos

And at the same time you were talking to people on the internet while not doing what I told you to do: Getting bed rest...Uh huh, yeah, sure!
True Flight
Posts: 1465/5243
I think I'd set my zombie loose on one of my teachers. He passes only freakin sports people and it's getting on my nerves. Infact I think I would have him eat that teacher's brains out as well...

Freakin' 63..... That homework shouldn't count because I was sick those days... *growls*
Bitmap
Posts: 951/7838
Originally posted by HoboConductor...the soon master of Zombies...
If i ressurected a zombie, I'd first get rid of all the decaying skin and hair on the zombie so it'd just be bones. I'd then cover the bones in adamantium so they wouldn't break. I'd then proceed to buy my new friend a black robe, a katana, and blah blah blah blah blah blah....


O.O ;;;

You really thought about that diddnt you?

Your entirep ost scared me in several ways I DARE need not mention...
Spartan
Posts: 731/1566
well quoting from the zombie survival guide...

Blades dont need reloading...heheh....and That was definantly jexim and not mark,alex,shine,Shaddow...


By the way XMtS says "Tentacle Demon,and that Shaddow has a nice rack.Well She Does."

that was him...
WhiteRose
Posts: 716/1461
Originally posted by Rogue
I set him loose in town and shoot him down in front of everyone so as to collect the key to the city and whatever cash reward people decide to bestow on me. But little do these people realize, it was all staged, and I travel from town to town doing this.

I've been watching too many Clint Eastwood westerns lately.




...you took my idea. Lol, honestly I was thinking of something similar. Aside from that, I think I would just le him run loose in random areas and takes pictures of peopels reactions to him.
Cairoi
Posts: 841/3807
Definately, I would live out my dream. I'd dress him up in a bear suit, put a sombrero on his head, put him on a turquiose ATV, give him a shotgun, and tell him to wreak havoc in said form.

ONLY for the purpose of seeing the authorities trying to explain the situation. That alone, would make my day.
01001000
Posts: 493/944
If i ressurected a zombie, I'd first get rid of all the decaying skin and hair on the zombie so it'd just be bones. I'd then cover the bones in adamantium so they wouldn't break. I'd then proceed to buy my new friend a black robe, a katana, a whole bunch of shurikens, and then send him off to learn to become the Ultra Omega Mega Super Optimus Prime Ninja Master, kill many a peoples across the universe and have him ressurect more zombies under my command. Then repeat the process over and over again so I'd have a massive army and I'd take over the world. After the world has been conquerored I'd start to take over planets and fuse them into one Mega planet at the core however is Alpha Earth. I'd then perserve my mind and put in a Grandmaster Skeleton ninja battlemage body and take over many a galaxies and many a universies. Good times....good times... bad times to those I kill.
Bitmap
Posts: 937/7838
Staging A Robbery.....nice one....Random as well aas creepy...That Zombie must have had +8 Bloody chest of penut Pwnage....n008....

I cant wait to see more random Zombieness come from everyone....

I also thought of this, He can be my punching bag as well tell me the secret language of "Zombie"...I bet no one would mess with me then....
Rogue
Posts: 1087/11918
I set him loose in town and shoot him down in front of everyone so as to collect the key to the city and whatever cash reward people decide to bestow on me. But little do these people realize, it was all staged, and I travel from town to town doing this.

I've been watching too many Clint Eastwood westerns lately.
Banned
Posts: 1088/-3459
I would tear him to bits and put all of his body parts in a chest... like that one pirate from one piece... ^^


Hmm... yeah... that would work....




Damn Clowns...



That or I would just like... make more zombies... and shrink them and have them perpetually zombie sword fight like Pirates of the Carribean.... that'd kick ass. ^^
Bitmap
Posts: 933/7838
Wow I have played too much Diablo 2 lately...I need to stop....@.@

Anyways, ok you somehow have a zombie living in your household right? Hes not putting in his fair share of his household chores and hes not a very cool person to talk to, you try shooting him but the bullets just go through...You cant kill him because hes already dead...so the only thing he can do is obey your orders untill your dead yourself...

So what would you do with him?

Personally he would be my greeter whenever someone walks into my room...Either that or I would make him take care of my grandmother... :: Laughes :: She'd prolly die looking at him....so thats a bad idea....

OK I got it...I would probibly use him to mach in a mach pit on command....im sure he wouldent mind....
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