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The Accidental Protege Posts: 1043/2641 |
I killed a man.
Oh, and smoked a cigarette backwards. |
Banned Posts: 1107/-3459 |
Uh... ... ... I had Jexim Use a magnetic screwdriver to take apart my PS2...
... That didn't seem smart. ^^ |
NUCKLEARKNIGHT Posts: 60/577 |
this might not sound to "crazy" but it was insain none the less.
1) i got hit in the forehead with a hatchet [the blunt side] 2) i fell of my bike with training wheels and sliced my cheek open on a motor boat blade 3) i ran out onto hot cement and burned off the bottoms of my feet 4) i got a sewing needle stuck all the way through my pointer finger |
DRTY_DOM Posts: 36/46 |
Wow ...I don't know if any of my stuff can compare to some of thease. I'll list them anyways.
Once I played chicken with a semi truck on my bike. When I was about 5 I hit my uncles friend in the back of the head with a steel pipe and K.O.ed him. I jumped off the roof of my house once because the ladder fell. I walked into my mom's ex-boyfriends daughter's room and found her naked.(She was pissed lol) I attempted to do a backflip out of a convertable car at about 35 mph. Thats all that I can think of for now. |
GuardianOni Posts: 256/472 |
Here is the stuff I can talk about...
I have: Got myself into homes, just to see if I could. Once when the owners were there. Jumped onto the roof of a moving car, and rode the car down the road. Routinely stand in the back of a friend's pickup, as it goes down the street. Climbed onto the roof of a mall, and littered the front of the mall with high-level L.A.R.P. spells. Like pockets I jumped from two stories up, but mine was out a window, and I didn't land in a tree. Blew up a car. Drove a car into a swamp. Tore apart a car. Climbed in the rafters of a theater, while I was tecking a performance. While the show was going on. Yelled "Bacon!!!" at many different police. Reattach the windshield wiper fluid hoses to squirt the driver in the lap. Leaning out an open car door to pick up fist sized rocks at about 35 MPH. Set off fireworks in a trailer park. At 3 am. Missile drop kicked someone from the top of the stairs, so they flew back into the gymnasium. Replaced an opponent team’s soap with Nair. Fliped a car by hand. That’s all I can remember right now. Well, remember and can talk about. |
Pockets Posts: 526/838 |
I have:
Jumped from the roof of a two story school buiding because some friends dared me. I landed in a tree. Layed down on the yellow dividing line in the middle of a busy street for half an hour. Stuck a paper clip into a light socket on many occasions, and been electrocuted. Jumped from the branches of one tree into another and actually traveled a good distance that way through a park pretending to be a squirell without once touching the ground. Poured sugar into someone's gas tank. Tried to blow up a car by sticking a rag in the tank and lighting it. Some very minor drug experimentation then attempting to truck surf. Standing in the back of a speeding pickup truck. Once my friends was driving on the freeway. He was only traveling at 45 miles an hour but still. For the fuck of it I climbed outside the front passenger window, across the roof, in the rear drivers side window, out the rear passenger window, and back into the front passenger seat all while the car was moving. |
kyle s kenedy Posts: 23/139 |
One day when my dad was drunk he told me to pee on an electric fince he said it was off and I listened to him. Hurt that ouch |
Makura Posts: 821/1555 |
I have several stories. XD I'll spare you and just mention the greatest hits.
-How many times can I climb over and back over a fence in a minute? 26 -How high can I climb into this tree? -Stage dives. -Battery acid, Lysol, and a lighter...enough said |
Broken Dreams Posts: 318/371 |
Originally posted by Drizzt DoUrden for some reason this one makes me laugh the most reminds me of marry poppins =D |
Spyware Posts: 417/720 |
I jumped in a pool in mid january before.....very very cold. |
Rogue Posts: 1005/11918 |
I'm kinda lame. Most of my stunts aren't phsyical.
I've talked down a few cops before. I was taking pictures, for my paper, of this suspect's vehicle, after police finally caught him, ending his high speed chase. Five officers surrounded me, yelled at me to delete the pictures from my camera, but there was no legal jurisdiction over that (there wasn't a line put up, it was for the press, etc and so forth). I told them as a member of the press, I had every right to be there. They threatened arrest. I persisted. Eventually I pretended to start deleting the pictures, but couldn't figure out how to do so with that camera. They figured I was just some punk kid that was intrigued by police actions, realized they had bigger fish to fry, and let me go. It appeared on the front page of our paper the next day. Yeah, there was pretty stupid. And lame. Otherwise, when I was a kid, I jumped off the top of my stairs, using a grocery bag for a parachute. Knew it wouldn't do much good, but hey. |
Broken Dreams Posts: 315/371 |
LOL wow all of these sound so funny uh, me and my friends went on some random persons roof before and got naked and we jumped into there pool!
hahhahahahhahah man were we running for our lives down the street, luckly we didnt get caught, but it was a pain running down a street naked holding my clothes and shoes hoping I didnt fall on my face! I was like 13 then. |
Katana Posts: 723/3649 |
BB guns suck when you don't use them right. A friend of mine came in and shot me point blank with one once, so my other friend tossed me his BB gun and we both just shot the crap outta each other. We were bleeding so much that we both were just tossed in the tub, clothes and all, and pretty much had the blood like hosed off us.
Dunno why we did it. And he tried running...which is a bad thing to do, cuz I'm not good at much, but what I am good at I won't deny...and when I want to, I have like the best aim. So I ran out of ammo and just decided to chuck the gun at him. Nailed him then too. |
Savedox Posts: 653/1567 |
Well long story short, Keep BB guns hidden before you get drunk, and if you dont hide them keep some padding around just in case,
BB's hurt specially when you cant see where your aiming because 1 your drunk and 2 it's in the middle of the night, I got hit just right a few times. The BB went into my skin |
Katana Posts: 720/3649 |
Originally posted by Cairoi Shopping carts are fun. S'pecially shopping cart jousting(sp?) Teehee... And Cairoi, I can just hear you with the "Knowlegde is power!!" thing. |
Cairoi Posts: 778/3807 |
FINALLY. A HAVEN FOR MY PAST!!!!
1. I've sledded down stairs. MANY times. 2. I've done battle on top of trees with fake plastic swords. 3. Total number of times of "your child has hit his head: watch for these syptoms" during elementary school: 43. 4. Ever hear of Chairleg vs. metal broom pole? 5. Ever hear of making a land gondala? Realizing afterwards braking wasn't an option? 6. Hit myself over the head with frozen meat-brick so hard I almost bled. Ask Xeios. 7. Done battle with real swords. 8. Played basketball in shopping carts. 9. Dived in front of a car yelling "KNOWLEDGE IS POWER!" 10. Ever try to front-flip off a moving skateboard? When you can't frontflip? |
Bitmap Posts: 792/7838 |
My father turned a lawnmower into a racing Go-cart...
Ok my family is red-neck-y...so what? Once I also ate 25 worms in one sitting 5 years ago, each worm I ate my father would give me three dollars...do you know what I bought with that money? Command and Conquer for the Sega Saturn...Hell yeah |
Katana Posts: 708/3649 |
**blinks** The whole naked bike run doesn't sound too pleasant.
And Ha! Lawnmowers don't blow up easliy...I'll admit that's not something I hear everyday. :p I've done quite a few stupid stunts on a skateboard. I tried getting into stunts on roller blades for a while, but I kept getting hit by parked cars and never got anywhere with that. |
Bitmap Posts: 790/7838 |
I ran into a thorn bush...naked...butt naked...while I was riding a bike full speed in a public coldasack. Sure that was extremely stupid of me, and surprisingly I wasnt too injured...but I did get called on by the person who owns the division...I dont want to get any farther than that...
One time me and a friend (Neo-Sage) threw handfulls of pennies and nickels at each other while True was looking...both of us had welps on our bodies from HELL!!! And finally I got shot in the neck with a paintball gun...3 times...on purpose. |
Belial Posts: 153/647 |
My fiance and our roommate tried an experiment to blow up the lawn mower. With nitrous. But it didn't work.... Honda lawn mowers don't blow up easily... |
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