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| Cyro Xero Posts: 1109/1779 |
Right you are, [Shuyin]. It is a joke. One my fiance told me months ago. She had me at the edge of my seat too. This would have gone into the joke forum, but it wouldn't have worked so well. |
| The Accidental Protege Posts: 842/2641 |
Cyro, why do you torment us? What kind of monster are you? What was in gods-damned bag, you... you... Poop-head!? |
| Shuyin Posts: 691/1858 |
The point is to leave you hanging. There is no conclusion.....right Cyro?
My friends and I used to tell stories like this all the time. |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 381/793 |
ahaha, thats a good one...
so whats in the bag? Was it the guy??? |
| 天国JOE Posts: 599/2999 |
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... ... ...you suck, Cyro. >=( |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 1107/1779 |
Originally posted by HoboConductor None of your 'fricken' business.  |
| Stitch Posts: 749/2785 |
It was a bomb, wasn't it? Please, tell me it was a bomb...I'd be much happier. |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 377/793 |
Oh my god, let me guess. Okay, so he left the bag in the car, and he walked into the building after leaving the car, and you looked into the bag, and...
HE WAS IN THE BAG! Cause the place he went to was a giant bag, but when you opened it up, he saw you and ran outside. Something to that effect. You did say it was a weird experience. |
| Elara Posts: 2374/9736 |
TELL US!!!
You know you looked inside the bag, I know you did. Did he come back for it? |
| 01001000 Posts: 393/944 |
Well, what the hell was in it? |
| 天国JOE Posts: 585/2999 |
The bag. The bag. It was the bag. Was it the paper bag? It was the bag. The bag. The bag. Sgt. Xero, was it the bag? It was the bag.
Did you look in? You looked in. Did you look in? You did. You looked. You looked in didn't you? You looked. |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 1093/1779 |
Okay, let me tell you guys about what happened today. I was sitting at the "office" we usually work at when there isn't any training going on when I'm asked to pick somebody up and take him somewhere. I say "sure", since I had to pick up a buddy of mine to go to lunch, and get up from the computer. I put on my beret, get in my truck go on my way. I stop by this building (they're all barracks here at Ft. McCoy) and a guy comes out. He's someone I know. Not anybody I talk to much, but just know who he is from working with him a while back on certain task. He gets in and has this serious look on his face like somebody shoved a stick up his rear end. He seemed pretty mad. To make things even weirder, he's holding onto this brown paper bag, almost clenching it to his chest like somebody was going to steal it from him. I've seen this guy plenty of times, and I don't ever remember him being like that. I say hi to him, and says it back, but it was as if he wasn't even acknowledging I was there.
It was a bit uncomfortable to say the least. So anyway, he tells me where he needs to be dropped off and I start driving. I wasn't sure how to act. I tried breaking the ice by asking him what was in the bag. He says, "None of your 'fricken' business." Whoa.  What the heck was up with this guy? I immediately shut up and keep driving. It was obvious to me that he really didn't feel like talking. And I swear, I though I could hear noised coming from the bag. They weren't animal sounds, at least none that I know of. Just...wierd, and very very quiet sounds. I asked if i could pick up my friend first. He just said while starig out the window. "Fine." Yeah, not very friendly today.
We get to where my friend is at and he gets in the back. He closes the door and I start driving again. My friend knows the guy too, so he says hi. Sure enough, he gets the same harsh response I do. We look at each other and I just shrug my shoulders. I cringed when my friend also asked him what was in the bag. "None of your 'fricken' business." The same reponse. I wanted to laugh but I held it in. I was afraid of getting my butt chewed out. He was two ranks ahead of us both. We're only only sergeants, he's a Sergeant First Class. SFC Tooro. So we finally make it to the building he needed to go to. I stop the truck and says, "Wait here. I'll be back in a couple minutes," then he gets out and leaves. And guess what he left on the seat of my truck while getting out?? |
