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The Accidental Protege
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"Hello. You have reached Ahhnold's Pizza Shop. I am not here right now, I am out killing pepperoni... Each pizza is served with Pepperoni and 9mm bullets. You want Mushrooms? I kill you. You want Pineapple? What the fuck is that? I kill you!... Leave your name, number, serial number, and how many times you would like to be shot, and I'll get back to you."
Bitmap
Posts: 476/7838
"Hello!...This is master Shake the people are not home and their not oging to pick up because they dont like you...so at the beep...get a clue...you nimrods!"

Gee, if any of you Aqua Tenn Hunger Force fans can tell me where that came from...

and my mom's cell phone has me on there saying

"Whaddup?" BBBBEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

I wanna see the looks on their faces when they hear that answering machine....
Evo
Posts: 485/871
Heh. when I was still living with my mum and my parents were still together, I changed our message quite a few times. One of my favorites was in a Southern Accent:

"Howdy y'all! You've reached the home of Alan, Robin, Jamie and Jenna. Unfortunatly, we're not around right now, but if you leave us a message, we'll shurly get right back to ya!"

(Keep in mind that's in a bubbly Southern accent. VERY bubbly).
MurdockDeNoss
Posts: 70/101
My sister put the montey python's meaning of life movie on her cell phone answering section.. well the part of the movie that says..............................




Fishy
Fishy
Fishy
Fishy
Fishy
Fishy


its rather funny.....
The Magical Being
Posts: 16/38
Do you ever get those long annoying machine messages but have to admit that there kind of funny ?! Let them be seen here .

You have reached the CPX-2000 Voice Blackmail System. Your voice patterns are now being digitally encoded and stored for later use. Once this is done, our computers will be able to use the sound of YOUR voice for literally thousands of illegal and immoral purposes. There is no charge for this initial consultation. However our staff of professional extortionists will contact you in the near future to further explain the benefits of our service, and to arrange for your schedule of payment. Remember to speak clearly at the sound of the tone. Thank you.
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