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| 01001000 Posts: 256/944 |
I do the same thing to telemarketers I do to admins on Natural Selection servers. I call them mommy and ask them if they'd bake me jesus cookies in their hot mama oven. |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 217/793 |
Dude, that has to be the funniest phone prank I've heard in a while, 10 times better than crank yankers. I've gotta try somethin like this some time... |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 731/1779 |
Nice work you two. Giving telemarketers a kick in the ass is what some of them need. However, asking them to put your number on their "do not call list" is very effective. After two more calls from them when you do that you start sueing. |
| WhiteRose Posts: 507/1461 |
Lol, omg. That was so funny. I've always wanted to do something like that to telemarketers, but I wouldn't be able to keep myself from laughing. Good job thought, very creative. |
| Rauni Posts: 511/1351 |
Yeah, this is kinda funny seeing how I hate these people who kept on calling and calling and calling me several type.
Heck, if you notice any phone numbers below that may belong to you, Shanan and Desroth strongly advise you not to call us again. 1-206-415-9372 1-248-589-1228 1-206-415-8994 1-206-415-8479 1-206-415-8527 Otherwise, we will offer you some free naked and yet ugly man for one night, for free! (There will be no refunds either. Pay 50 cents per minutes while talking to us.) |
| Jedi Master Desroth Posts: 203/569 |
Got your attention, right? GOOD, keep it that way. This happened sometime back last year I believe when me and Shanan were in his basement playing some games. We got a phone call from a telemarketer, and we didnt answer it. They called back, and we didnt answer it. After the third time, I had a plan in my head if they called back again. Well, they did. I told Shanan I was gonna prank the one who was calling. He looked at me like: WTF? NO!, but he broke down on the third ring and I answered it. My voice use to be low enough that I could make it sound almost femine, but still like a man (A Homosexual man, sorry if that offends anyone if I said that). Here is the transcript of the event.
*Phone Rings* Me: Thats it, im gonna prank them. Shanan: *chuckles* Dont man, we could get in trouble *Second Ring* Me: No we arent dude... Shanan: (sighs and says wearily) Go ahead... *Third ring, and then the beap of the phone being turned to talk* Me: *Before the woman can say hello, I start* Hello, and thank you for calling the Naked Man Society. Woman: Uh, uh... uh, hell- Me: We have many fine models for rent for private parties and get togehters Woman: Uh, uh, ummm, is...uhh... a Cin- Me: We have several specials for this week, including rent on get one free, as well as our barely legal collection! Woman: Uhh, errrr.... I think... uhhhhh... *she goes silent, but she is still on the line. By now, Shanan is doubled over trying not to laugh, and im close to bursting.* Me: *lets out a little laugh before hanging up. As soon as the phone clicks to hang up, we both bust out laughing about the whole thing.* Needless to say, she didnt call back. I think there was a little more, but thats what I remeber. I have to say, this thing is funny. Im sure I made that womans day surreal. |
