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| Xeoman Posts: 2055/11757 |
[Skold]
Roots?  
Just a wild guess.  |
| Skold Posts: 26/64 |
Thurgood: "Right near-da-beach; BOYEE!" Pretty much one of the best quotes ever... |
| Rauni Posts: 500/1351 |
Originally posted by Skold Umm... the code link isn't working Skold. So I thought I could clear it out for you so that other people can see it. Anyway, I was looking for another Gilmore Girls quote and I finally got the Sniffy's Story... Desroth and I loved this story, seeing how the ending was just... "happy" ending. ~Gilmore Girls Quote: Act 2~ LORELAI: How long have they owned it? LUKE: Actually, the story of that is on the back of the menu. LORELAI: Oh, look - "Sniffy’s Tavern: A story of love." Oh, a story of love. "Maisy Fortner and Bertram ' Buddy ' Linds met at a high-school basketball game. She was playing, he was not. They fell in love, got married. Buddy went to work at a dairy, and Maisy worked at the school, but they dreamed to someday own a restaurant so that all of their friends and family could come and eat and visit and laugh with them every single day. " LUKE: Buddy hated working at that dairy. LORELAI: “One day Sniffy, their beloved dog, ran away. Maisy and Buddy searched high and low for him. Finally they stumbled past a dilapidated old tavern that had been boarded up for years. They heard a dog howling. They forced open the door, and there was Sniffy, stuck underneath a fallen beam. Maisy and Buddy pulled Sniffy free and rushed him to the vet, where he immediately went into emergency surgery.” Oh my God, did Paul Thomas Anderson write this? Edit, people. LUKE: You don’t have to read the whole thing. There’s not gonna be a quiz. LORELAI: I'm almost done. “Four hours later... Sniffy was dead.” Sniffy was dead?! Are you serious? Where’s the happy ending? LUKE: Well, that’s what happened. LORELAI: Well, people don’t read the back of the menu to find out what really happened. They read the back of the menu to be happy, to be uplifted. That’s why they read the back of the menu. LUKE: Not that many people read the back of the menu. |
| Spartan Posts: 574/1569 |
Dude...You really need help...
You posted these in our chat and it slowed me down... Quotes to come |
| Rauni Posts: 498/1351 |
You know you see every day some stupid quotes that seem pointless in reading or just find them silly. Just find some silly quotes you think it is funny, post here, heck even a picture quote could work as well. Heck I found three of them from Gilmore Girls seeing how they are alway making jokes.
~Gilmore Girls Quotes~ Paris: For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris in the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces, words like 'how' and 'why' and 'Quick, Bob, get the children in the minivan because the world is obviously coming to an end.' will immediately fly out of people's mouths. Paris: Ladies, thank you for seeing me. I know you're busy with work and have families to get home to, so I really appreciate your courtesy, and I'll make it brief. Having Grad Night on a yacht is the worst ideas since Neville Chamberlain told the people of England, “Hey, don’t worry about Hitler. He's a stand-up chap." Forget the inconvenience of being at sea with guests unable to leave if the party is dull or if the band, which will inevitably be composed of accountants with semi-mullets, decides to do a half-hour tribute to Kenny G. The seasickness factor alone, abetted by snuck-in flasks and badly cooked food, could lead to an epidemic, which may lead to lawsuits the school could ill afford. These points conclusively call for a change in venue to a hotel ballroom, a restaurant facility, several of which I've already called. Here are the results of my research. I've also included a list of maritime disasters from the past fifty years - capsizing, onboard fires, et cetera - and trust me; it'll put you off your lunch. Thank you for your time and cooperation. Lorelai: How does Charlie Rose screw up your REM sleep? Luke: Because he's always got some guy on pushing a book about how everything's all going to hell, or they're going to pass a law, how everyone with a nose ring is going to get shipped off to China. Suddenly you're depressed, thinking we're all going to die and don't drink the water, there's anthrax in my bagel - and bam, there goes your REM sleep. Lorelai: Or Mel Brooks is on, and he is so funny, and you think, "What a wonderful world we live in, that there's a Mel Brooks to go to sleep to." Luke: Mel Brooks is never on Charlie Rose, and when he is on he's talking about Nazis, and then you go to sleep and you dream about Nazis and they all look like Nathan Lane, and you're creeped out for days. ~~~ So why wait now? Just post your silly or funny quotes and get a free medicines for extending you life long period. (Ugh, I just almost kill myself with Milk Chocolate Raisins, Diet Coke, and some laughters. ) |
