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| Broken Dreams Posts: 240/371 |
 wow that's not really funny that is embaressing *hugs*
they say when you fall on the ground a friend will help you up, but your best friend was the one who triped you and laughed about it. |
| DJROC Posts: 14/28 |
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die."-Mell Brooks.
When I was younger I used to go to a theater camp each summer. First year I was there, we were preforming "The Wizard of Oz." I actually got a line my first time  . When the Good Witch inquires Dorothy's name, I would call out a "throw away" joke that was something I was supposed to have noticed from the house. Originally I was suppose to say "RSD2" in reference to the house number or something [never quite understood that], but later the script was changed to "Argus Courier" [a reference to a local newspaper who's name appears on a special mailbox]. So I do the dress rehersal (which was taped *whew*) and the first preformance with no problem.
At the second preformance, I blow my line for the first and only time the entire summer. I call out "HER NAME'S 'RSD2!' ". Then all of the other actors just kinda turn and look at the bush I'm behind [half because I blew my line, and half because it had never happened before]. Then the Good Witch continues with "Oh, you're names 'Argus Courier' is it?" Which cause the audience stirs with an implied "Wait, what?" So they ribbed me good naturedly about it before I said it at the final preformance. Still, I was really embarrassed when that happened. |
| Xion Posts: 24/60 |
Well, one time I was walking home from the store and a bus came by and a little fat jewish kid came out of it. It was winter and we were facing the after affects of the snow. As soon as the poor kid gets out of the bus, he slips on the ice. Anyone galling down is funny as hell IMO. While I'm caught up in my laughing, I slip on the ice and break the eggs that I bought. I even had to laugh at myself. |
| Migs Posts: 15/17 |
probobly being caught by the police for tresspassing...read Jexims post (Busted!:caught in a dark crawl space) |
| AlpoRaggins Posts: 106/793 |
When I went to go try out for the One Act Plays in my school, we were doing improv and we were all standing in a circle. The director placed an object in the middle of the circle and everyone had to go and grab it and do some sort of joke with it. So I go to grab it, and I'm stuttering and talking fast, all nervous. So then I pick it up, go to step back for everyone to see what I was doing, and fall over straight onto my back. I sorta fixed it into what I was doing. The worst part had to be when I had a sprained arm for about a week.
By the way, I actually got a part in a play! But I had to endure that embarrasing moment... |
| Broken Dreams Posts: 229/371 |
lol well the part where everyone thought you were diving but actually just feel is kinda funny but the hurting part isn't funny >.> |
| Rauni Posts: 409/1351 |
There was a weird embarrassing story I ever have.
In 9th grade, we were playing a little softball. I got a decent hit (and two kids ram into each other) and ran to first base. When I got to third base, Ken (my god, this guy look like Ben Wallace. I am not kidding!) hit the ball so far, everyone on the outside field ran like hell, and the ball got closer in as I run toward to the home base. Then about 1/4 of the remaining distance to home base, I trip and landed on the home base and everyone thought I dive on purpose... Gosh, it was embarrassing moment because well... everyone congrats me for "diving" at the last moment. Not only that, but my legs began to bleed slightly and it was just funny to everyone. Don't know if that funny... |
| Broken Dreams Posts: 227/371 |
hehee im sorry katana that happened but...*goes behind a rock and you can hear laughing*
Jobes story made me laugh that's so funny. well one time I wanted to put a prank on my friend. my older sister is like in her 20's so I kinda knew she would have some condoms and I went in her room and grabbed a condom that was not used and I put lotion in it to make it look like it was really being used and I was gonna put it on my friend's mothers bed so her mom would come home and would be like "WTH?" but while I was putting lotion in the condom my mom comes in my room and stares at me and was like "Sara what the hell are you doing?" then starts laughing at me and shakes her head in shame saying "your never gonna get a bf if you fake it" then shut the door and I could hear her laughing in the hall ways. omg that was so embarrassing but then after a while I started laughing about it. another embarrassing story that happened the other day was when I was on the phone with a friend and I was at my uncles house trying to watch some TV in his room well I pressed the wrong button and I tried fixing the TV and his dvd player started playing and it was a porno and I was like omg!!!! and my friend on the phone was laughing at me and now makes fun of me saying I like to watch porno in my uncles room  |
| Katana Posts: 439/3649 |
Teehee...I hear ya on that Des. :p And since you didn't get hurt...**starts giggling** I'm sorry...I always found stuff like that to be funny...just so long as no one gets hurt...badly. 
Ah...sports accidents...gots plenty of those...From hockey...I played for a long time, yet I'm not a good ice skater.  I mean I'm well enough to move around on my own, and I'm the goalie, so I'm okay with balance and everything...sometimes. 
Like this one time..I caught the puck, but it was one of those freakish-should've been impossible-by accident catches. It was during a practice, but there were people around watching and all. I had turned around to talk to the ref when I hear "KATE! DUCK!" So, stupid me, turns around toward the puck flying at me, and I didn't have my gloves on mid you...so, reflexes kicked in, and I just reached up to catch the puck. It hurt like a sonuvabitch, but I caught the damn thing in between my fingers. Everyone started clapping and such...and being a goofball, I went to skate out toward the middle and take a bow. Well just as I did, I tripped over my own hockey stick, fell backward and crashed into the net, knocking it off the course and all....meh, not to funny...but shit like that always happens to me when I try being suave.  |
| Déesse Posts: 654/958 |
I've had many many embarrassing memories, but I don't think any of them are funny  ... hmm well when I was playing soccer a few weeks ago, the ball was coming for me, so I went to go kick it and instead of my foot touching the ball, it missed and my leg went into the air and I feel over backwards..
It didn't hurt me, because it had rained that night, so the ground was soft.. but that's kinda embarrassing, cause your supposed to kick the ball  |
| Jobes Posts: 232/453 |
Are you sure it was an accident?
Hmm... funniest/embarrasing story Well back in 8th grade the girls had a tampon machine in there bathrooms well me and couple of my(guy) friends were complete jackasses and decided to go in the girls bathroom and get some and put them in random peoples desks so we go in there and get four on our way out there were 2 teachers outside the door |
| Cyro Xero Posts: 589/1778 |
Walking into the women's bathroom on accident, on more than one occasion. That's pretty embarrassing if you imagine yourself doing it. |
| Katana Posts: 413/3649 |
O_o You okay hun? That sounds like one of those stories that like...yeah, strikes me as funny hearing about it afterward...but while it was happening, I'd be freaking out. So yeah...I woulda been freaking about it with you then, and then laughing with you about it now.
Hmmm...embarassing stories for me...Well I'm a grade A jackass when it comes to embarassing moments, so there's so many...It's just rare that they're actually funny. Though one embarassing moment that comes to mind is my 8th grade graduation. I was the cantor and I used to be Soprano. Now I'm like...I dunno wtf they're called, but when you can sing both alto and soprano, like you can't go really high, but higher than an alto, and you can't go really low, but lower than a soprano usually would...Anywho...I was completely alto for about a year...and that was the night I went right from soprano to alto. Right in the middle of one of the songs, I was singing the high part and right at that highest note...that's when I croaked...
Since then, can't sing for jack shit.  |
| Broken Dreams Posts: 215/371 |
What's your most funny but yet embarrassing moment?
Well, I have so many but here are a couple. around Feb 2005 this year I got a really bad cold and I get pretty lazy so I didn't read directions on this little package I thought were tablets that you chew but to find out there the tablets you put in a cup of water and they fizz up quickly... x.o I thought I was gonna die I started chewing on the tablet and choking because all the fizz started coming out of my mouth and I couldn't breath my nose was closed up lmao!!! and I spit the tablet out in the sink and my mom stared at me and started laughing. |
