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Reno
Posts: 32/41
The simplest and most effective solution to this situation would be the most vicious and terrifying attack you could handle pulling off. I'll give it to you in three easy steps.

1. Obtain heavy metal object, an iron/lead pipe, or a crowbar even.

2. Get while he's bastard alone.

3. Apply the said heavy metal object to the bastard's legs without hesitation.

The fastest way to get out of the line of fire is to make people believe that you will not hesitate to kill them if they try to hurt you. Make them believe you've gone insane, and they're steer clear of you.

Leviathan
Posts: 48/210
Honestly?

Depends on what kind of person they are. If possible, find the worst of them OFF of school grounds...and beat the ever-loving shit out of them. If you think he's not the sort to go running to the nearing officer of the law, of course.

Pick up a nice, sturdy hardwood bat and just smash the fuck out of him. ALWAYS avoid the head. Go for his hands..his arms..his shoulders..his knees. Try not to focus on his back.

Obviously, only give this a go if physical violence is a real threat from THEM.

venomouslobster
Posts: 156/444
just like gramma used to say " STAB THEM AND THEN POOP IN THE WOUND"....i am relativley sure that this concept of the stabbing and the pooping will prove effective...i mean who would want to fight you when they have had your poop coursing through their fragile blood stream?
Katana
Posts: 330/3649
Meh...I still think violence is the answer...but my doctors think otherwise... So that's one thing to look at. Sometimes diplomacy is in order though..**eye twitches**
Savedox
Posts: 34/1567
funny kaijin i dont remember terri being that tall considering that im 6'3 and he's like 3 or 4 inches shorter than me be meh what ever you say =P

but i do agree violence is not the answer. if you choose violence in some matters your life may change for the worse. sometimes to the best but rarely. if you got into the fight and won you might be considered the ass of the school or work place or where ever it happens.

me personally ive never been in a real fight before so i dont know what its like. i personly dont want to get into a fight because im just not that way. but sometimes you gatta do what you gatta do
Dark Vader
Posts: 314/335
I don't know... I would have thought that to be more of a girl against girl insult.... that kind of thing is just stupid. I am the king of bad insults and comeback... but even I have to say that that was pathetic
True Flight
Posts: 754/5243
Originally posted by Shuyin

As Kaijin said, confidence goes along way. If you have friends, which i'm sure you do, have them back you up. I wouldn't recommend to harsh insults, unless your capable of holding your own in a fight. Majority of bullies will resort to violence when they're feeling threatened.

Well the truth is I need to try that now. =P I've been very confident at school lately. Got called a slut and I turned around and said "I hope you don't steal my corner than. See ya at Victory Drive!!" waved and walked with my friends.

Maybe I should try that more often =P

The guy called me a whore for the longest time, because it "bothered" me. I don't understand what is with guys and calling chicks whores.

What's that a low blow or something?
Katana
Posts: 326/3649
**cracks knuckles** Warning:This advice may NOT be the best...

I get picked on like crazy...well not TOO TOO bad in high school...Freshman and sophomore years were the worst though. To be honest....violence has always been my answer... It's to the point now where if someone hits me, people tackle ME first before taking the other person away... I have ZERO tolerance for that kinda shit. **nods**

Kaijin't right about the whole fear thing though...Just don't be too cocky...that I've done . Just be confident...if you're scared they'll wanna pick on you, and if you're too cocky, they'll wanna knock you off that high horse...
Dark Vader
Posts: 313/335
.... knew that already.... problem is that I would get hit. If not by the person that I am attack... I mean defending myself against, I would be slammed by one of his lackeys. I had one guy in my spanish class that would walk around class and throw a foot up on my desk and push his crotch torwards my face shortly before class let out. The last time he had done it, I had a pen in my hand. I had happened to be holding like you would a stilletto. The first thought that passed through my mind what would Kevin do? (Kevin is one of the members of this board), the second thought Nut shickabob. Unfortunately he left before I had the chance to strike.

Oh... and Shuyin... If you had looked at Spartan's love thread here, you would see that I have problems with relationships... also, I plan to remain abstinant until I am married. So even if I was good in relationships, I would not have that problem.
Kaijin Surohm
Posts: 342/1852
Screw Pain tolerance.

If the bad event happens, and a fight Does happen, you don't need to know how to fight, just where to hit them,

Punch/kick them in the throat, nuts, or ribcage sides.

The Elbows give easily with jerked

Knees break when jumped on

And thats all you need to know.
Dark Vader
Posts: 311/335
Yeah... probably could have come up with a better title for the thread... And actually Violence is the one response that everyone will listen to. Problem is that I wouldn't stand up to anyone in a fight... well, ok I could take my sister... but Jexim is giving me his lessons in pain tolerance. I make a joke, I get a kick. Hurts like hell.
Kaijin Surohm
Posts: 341/1852
Originally posted by Shuyin
Violence isn't the answer,


of course Violence isn't the awnser


Violence is the question
The awnser is Yes

^.^;;;
Shuyin
Posts: 195/1858
When I first read the title of the thread, I thought you meant that you were 'highly' attractive. And you get ass all the time.¬_¬ Silly me.

As Kaijin said, confidence goes along way. If you have friends, which i'm sure you do, have them back you up. I wouldn't recommend to harsh insults, unless your capable of holding your own in a fight. Majority of bullies will resort to violence when they're feeling threatened.

I've always been the kid that loves to fight since elementary school. So I haven't had a bully problem ever. Violence isn't the answer, but having a past definately helps.
Kaijin Surohm
Posts: 337/1852
Assholes feed off of fear.

For the grades K-8, I was the one everyone picked on. If it wasn't me getting beat up, it was people spreading rumors. No matter what I did, it didn't help.

Now then, the question is, how did a Yugioh Playin', Anime watchin', Romantic Nut get away from becomming the target for the 'Bullies' ?

Easy, I gave up being afraid. Self confidence goes a long way in terms of being fine. When someone starts giving you shit, just laugh at them. Learn from what they do.

Even in Highschool, I got the occasional prick, but I built up my self confidence, and when they start their bullshit, I can rip them apart with words. And no, I don't swear when I do this, lol. If you can find what they arn't good at, and rip them apart from it, theres a good chance they'll leave you alone.

Example: I have this prick at my school called Terri Howard. When I came back from a trip to some constructing building (Woods class), this prick was dancing around me (He's like... 6'5", so Imagine that o.O ) saying how he'd like to ram his dick in any hole that I have.

Mind you, this guy isn't acctually gay, but he was trying to use the Homophobe people naturally have. (Fear of what they don't understand) to make me uncomfterble.

Well, his little "Groupies" were laughing, before I just looked over my shoulder, and just replied "I'm sure you'd like that."

Just like that, the dumbass lost his groupies, lol. His little "Friends" started laughing at him. Since he lost his groupies, he kept on the gay act, so I replied: "I'm sure you'd like a guy like that, but I'm not intrested."

His friends ended up siding with me after a while, and even said that Terri was a dumbass.

Later that year, he was joking around with his friends (Long story behind this, but I'll keep it short) and said he wanted to shoot me. I called the cops ^.^;' Very rarely does he bother me now, and 70% of the time, he looks down when passing me.

So the morale of this long story is: Don't let them win by making you studder, or say the most retarded things possible, or by showing your fear. Stand your ground, keep a clear head, and when they slip up, thats your chance to rip them apart... Nicely
True Flight
Posts: 750/5243
Really... you know what I do? I tell me tougher friends about the asses who surround me. Then they tell me to ignore them.

And what do I do?

I ignore them, because I'm not the type of person that's so immature I have to have the last laugh.

FUSHCA!

*ahem* Sorry... that was too Dracula Dead and Loving It for me. =P

But seriously. VIOLENCE isn't a must here. Ignoring someone does a lot more damage to someone's ego. It works with the country rednecks here. Only when it's a must you can beat the crap out of someone.
Spartan
Posts: 508/1566
Jason...Do i need to call in some favors...

Please do remember that if your friends have to bail you out of jail...Venomous lobster will owe us some cash....

Carry an ankle knife...it works....trust me on that one...i usually carry a sock shiv during the summer...one in each sock and no i cant get you any...
Dark Vader
Posts: 294/335
Ok... Puplic humiliation... aim low... got it.
venomouslobster
Posts: 147/444
when i was in middle school, some kids would always beat me up after school....then one day i bit a chunk out of one of their shoulders and he had to go to the hospital.....nobody ever bothered me again....my advice: fight dirty
Elara
Posts: 1252/9734
Well, my way was coming out of the "broom closet" and going public with my Wiccan faith. For some reason jerks think twice about messing with a Witch. I don't really think that will work with you though, since pretending to be something you are not is bad.

Just don't bother with them. You have friends, so just ignore the jerks and continue walking with your friends and walk away. That, or show that you are the smarter of the two and make them look like an idiot in front of a lot of people. Public humiliation tends to damper their spirits.
Dark Vader
Posts: 286/335
For some reason, every school I have gone to, whithin a week maybe two, I have been ranked as number 1 for every jerk at the school... how could I change this?
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