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Stalker Posts: 10/14 |
Ha that was funny. I havent heard a joke in a long time! |
Spyware Posts: 224/720 |
That would be a funny thing to say to 911 XD |
Déesse Posts: 520/958 |
Originally posted by Vulkar It was a blonde joke well I will know now not to become a flight stewardess |
Ryan Posts: 239/1748 |
ROFL!!! that's the funniest joke ive heard in a long time (well listening to my dad's jokes all the time, ANYTHING is funny *looks at pillow and laughs*) |
Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 362/4541 |
LOL!
Are you sure that wasn't supposed to be a blond joke? |
Déesse Posts: 513/958 |
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!" |