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| Himura_Kenshin Posts: 128/162 |
Arg. The life of a pirate is a harsh life indeed. Nice joke though. |
| Spartan Posts: 185/1566 |
damn that sucks for the pirate...Kinda funny...
Insurance people...Phweee |
| Xeios Posts: 301/2954 |
Yar, That be a good pirate related jokin' you tell! I'd applaude ye had I me hand 'stead a dis hook here! |
| WhiteRose Posts: 150/1461 |
LOL, interesting little joke there Deesse. Poor pirate. To make things worse, his name should have been Lucky or it could have been his parrot instead of a randome seagul. |
| Déesse Posts: 317/958 |
After many years at sea a pirate decided it was time to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he could also collect disability insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agency assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" In a booming voice the pirate replied:
"WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME LEG." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME HAND." "Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your eye." In a booming voice the pirate replied: "WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: I WAS LAYING ON THE DECK ONE BALMY DAY CATCHING SOME RAYS WHEN THIS *%#@* SEAGULL FLEW BY AND DROPPED HIS DUTY RIGHT IN ME EYE!" "Well yes, but what does that have to do with the loss of your eye?" "IT WERE THE FIRST DAY WITH ME HOOK!" |
