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| Elara Posts: 5621/9736 |
You're quoting the Clinton speech? Really?
Hmn, this is really hard... but I think that I am going to have to go with Phoenix on this... the University of Phoenix bit was just too good. |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 464/2746 |
...I dont get it. I can hold no rebuttal without understanding. Lol. I apologize. |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3493/4541 |
Good evening.
This afternoon in this room, from this chair, I testified before the Office of the Xeogamers, and the grand Xeojury. I answered their questions truthfully, including questions about my private life, questions no American citizen would ever want to answer. Still, I must take complete responsibility for all my actions, both public and private. And that is why I am speaking to you tonight. As you know, in a deposition in January, I was asked questions about my relationship with the mafia. While my answers were legally accurate, I did not volunteer information. Indeed, I did have a relationship with the mafia that was not appropriate. In fact, it was wrong. It constituted a critical lapse in judgment and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely and completely responsible. But I told the grand jury today and I say to you now that at no time did I ask anyone to lie, to hide or destroy evidence or to take any other unlawful action. I know that my public comments and my silence about this matter gave a false impression. I misled people, including even my players. I deeply regret that. I was also very concerned about protecting my family. The fact that these questions were being asked in a politically inspired election, which has since been dismissed, was a consideration, too. In addition, I had real and serious concerns about an independent counsel investigation that began with private business dealings 20 years ago, dealings, I might add, about which an independent federal agency found no evidence of any wrongdoing by me over two years ago. The independent counsel investigation moved on to my staff and friends, then into my private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation. This has gone on too long, cost too much and hurt too many innocent people. Now, this matter is between me, the Xeogamers I love most --The Mafia and our victims -- and our Xeogred. I must put it right, and I am prepared to do whatever it takes to do so. Our country has been distracted by this matter for too long, and I take my responsibility for my part in all of this. That is all I can do. Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time -- to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real security matters to face. And so tonight, I ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past seven minutess, to repair the fabric of our Xeomerican discourse, and to return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next Xeomerican century. Thank you for reading. And good night. And if no one gets this, I will be profoundly disappointed in you all. |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 460/2746 |
You see, Xeomericans? Phoenix is the choice for you. I also hear he ran the Mafia "back in the day", as he puts it.
Turning Xeomericans into heartless shells one bunny slipper at a time, Vulkar. Vote for Phoenix, the light at the end of the tunnel. |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3490/4541 |
I support limited deportation, namely of people such as Mystery Candidate, Shaddow, or X Marks The Spot. In other words, I support turning Mystery candidate into Mystery soup.
As for education, I would like to point out that my students are the directors of the sweat shops. In other words, high ranking bunny slipper makers who direct hundred of people in the construction of slippers. I have made those who are ignorant into great leaders over hundreds of Xeomericans. And I'd like to say that that bunny totally deserved it. |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 448/2746 |
Posters of Xeomerica, I have been asked of two topics on which to speak.
Xeoducation. As my opponent pointed out, he is pro-xeoducation, and has done much. But is it enough? With all of his mentors making bunny slippers, how will they make money? Especially working in a sweat shop. Yes, a sweat shop. Vulkar said earlier in our debate that he owns a business, a company, for crafting bunny shoes. Why would he feed his competitors? He doesn't. He puts them to manual labor. Here is a picture of Vulkar threatening a bunny: 
As for myself, I love Xeoducation. I teach children how to earn a profit in the real world, giving them vital skills for the future. After all, would a University name themselves after me if I wasn't a great mentor? : 
Now, my policy on deportation. I love everyone, being many nationalities myself. As long as a person does not commit terroristic threats on Xeomerica, and has a Shred Card, I do not see the need to deport anyone. Why deny anyone the love that is Xeomerica? Vote Phoenix. Pro-bunny. Pro-xeoducation. Pro-you. My name is Phoenix, and I approve this message. |
| Cairoi Posts: 3443/3807 |
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| Stitch Posts: 2688/2785 |
I don't like either. Mystery Candidate it is. |
| WhiteRose Posts: 1452/1461 |
Originally posted by Vulkar You bring up a good topic Vulkar, since you are so eager to deport illegal immigrants. Tell me candidates, what is your stance on immigration issues? |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3485/4541 |
Upon further study, I have hereby determined that Mystery Character is an illegal immigrant from Poland.
Deport him! |
| Yasu Posts: 176/513 |
Originally posted by True Flight You know he has won more times then anyone but they never let him have it. |
| True Flight Posts: 4070/5245 |
better be mickey mouse. I've been voting for him for the past 2 elections =P |
| Cteno Posts: 1213/3416 |
That automatically means that it's not me.
It also means that they have cake. |
| 天国JOE Posts: 2707/2999 |
The Mystery Candidate is not someone to be picked at random. The Mystery Candidate is a man in the shadows with great power and potential.
Or so I hear. |
| Cteno Posts: 1212/3416 |
I'm voting for the Mystery Candidate.
Neither of you have offered cake and that's one thing that we can fully rely upon if we give our full trust into somebody who will be picked at random! *grabs a paper plate* |
| Lord Vulkas Mormonus Posts: 3478/4541 |
Fellow Xeogamers, education, or as I like to call it, Xeoducation, has always been a very important part of my Xeodential agenda. As my competitor himself said...
Originally posted by Phoenix And this is true, and not just medically. I have always worked very hard at improving Xeoducation, teaching the survivors of Phoenix important life skills, such as how to make bunny shoes or give away bags of candy. I also teach them deeper topics, such as the dangers of the whale invaders. http://xeogaming.org/thread.php?id=11554 Now, what does my opponent think about children? Originally posted by Phoenix So I will agree that my opponent love children, he loves babies. He even loves doing thing with them. Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew. He loves them any way. |
| Yasu Posts: 158/513 |
Originally posted by WhiteRoseOriginally posted by Elara You know I would like to know this too I have a son on the way I have to think about. |
| WhiteRose Posts: 1447/1461 |
Originally posted by Elara I second this question. As someone who works with kids, I must see which candidate has the best view on education and only will that candidate get my support and vote! |
| Elara Posts: 5607/9736 |
Hmn... this is interesting. But I feel that I need more convincing. What are your policies regarding education? |
| Phoenixocracy Posts: 419/2746 |
WhiteRose, you should inform Vulkar that it is a jetplane made of biceps. Because it is awesome.
Now, my opponent makes stabs at my biceps, claiming that I want to rule with an Iron fist. That, ladies and gentlemen, is incorrect. When I first came to this board, it was going through a depression caused by Shrubbery. So what did I do? I rebuilt the place, even though it was way before running time. Why do I do this? Out of the kindness of my million degree heart is why. Iron fist would be incorrect. I rule so flexibly, that you just may call it a rubber fist. Yes, my friends. Rubber. Something my opponent is not familar with. And while Vulkar has done alot for other children, not once has he considered any of his ill-conceived love children. 
Vote for flexibility. Vote for the greater good. Vote for Phoenix. |
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