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Cteno
Posts: 3229/3409
I'm not at all surprised by this outcome.
Rogue
Posts: 10021/11918
Uber-bumpage, but there's news.

Octomom is getting charged with welfare fraud.

You know, not reporting how much you make for porno films can come back to haunt you.
Cteno
Posts: 2866/3409
Oh gods, my ears! D:
True Flight
Posts: 4961/5243
I love it. XD TMZ you are awesome
Rogue
Posts: 8958/11918
She's got a record coming out.

Yeah.

Anyway, Eric Andre pretty much punk'd her on stage this weekend:

Originally posted by The OC Weekly
FYF Fest 2012: Octomom's Crazy Cameo During Eric Andre's Comedy Show

For at least a few seconds on Saturday, FYF Fest changed its letters to WTF thanks to an appearance from OC's favorite media whore, Nadya Suleman, aka Octomom. But her attempt to come on stage during comedian Eric Andre's time slot at the Broadway St. Stage to promote her new album "Sexy Party" probably didn't work out quite the way she'd planned. Andre, who has his own show on Adult Swim, is a notorious prankster with a pension for smashing shit and performing random, disturbing gags on celebrities. Sure, we know Suleman will do just about anything for publicity (porn included), but making herself an intentional target of Andre's wrath seemed like a surprisingly stupid move, even for her.

After making her surprise entrance during Andre's comedy sketch talk show skit (think Da Ali G Show meets-Chappelle's Show with an extra dose of crazy), Andre began asking Suleman a battery of random questions that eventually led to one about her new album before he queued the sound guy to play the title track for the audience. Stunned at what they were seeing as they walked past the stage, onlookers stopped in their tracks to watch this train wreck unfold. Suleman, looking botoxed and scrumptious as ever, got up to dance as her nasally voice slathered with Auto-Tune rained over the crowd. Ah, just another TMZ moment and a chance to make an easy headline for showing up at an L.A. hipster festival. That is, until Andre surprised her by cutting the music and unleashing comedic hellfire upon her.

Fans of Andre's show know that when he yells "This is the half time part of the show!!!," that means something's about to get smashed. Without warning, Andre took a bat and began smashing his talk show desk to pieces in front of Suleman, took off his pants to reveal a dangling Chippendales thong and proceeded to pour a gallon jug of milk all over himself. Judging by Suleman's frightened face, we're pretty sure she popped out another kid right on the spot before running off the stage like a frightened deer. Andre, who talked to us briefly after the skit, says Octomom had no idea what he'd planned to do.

"Yeah, it was pretty easy to get her on the show, but we didn't tell her about the halftime part, obviously she would've freaked out about that," Andre says. "I was pretty nervous right before, but I knew it was gonna be funny," Andre says. After the show, no one in Andre's camp made contact with Suleman, apologized or at least thanked her for being such an easy target. At any rate, we'd like to thank Andre for putting the "Fuck Yeah" into the comedy portion of the first day's festivities. Can't wait for a crowd video of this starts making the rounds on YouTube.


SOURCE

If you were morbidly curious as to how Sexy Party sounds, TMZ posted a clip:
Rogue
Posts: 8853/11918
It's just so funny when it comes to that plastic surgery she's been getting. For the longest time her publicists were denying it, saying she was just swollen from her pregnancy, but after they quit her and I happened to meet them and they ranted, saying, "H'ooooh yeah, she's had lots of work done."

Looking at her now it's so obvious and she still denies it.

Oh, Octomom. You so crazy.
Elara
Posts: 7960/9734
Permanent duck face... the horror... the horror.

And seriously?! OctoLoan? I mean, I guess it's better than Playboy, but wow.
Rogue
Posts: 8846/11918
I'm watching Futurama and this ad comes on. It looks like it's going to be a plea for money, but then...



Ugh... Her face looks like a Halloween mask.
Rogue
Posts: 8684/11918
This has just hit a point where I can't help but laugh, because really, laughing beats getting angry.

I feel sorry for her children, and they deserve a better parent, but I guess one could say she's making all the sacrifices she can to keep them afloat. This time offering up her dignity.

I try to remind myself that she had these children because she had 8 embryos left and if she didn't use them or pay to keep them frozen on a monthly basis, they would jab them with a needle and kill them in a less-than-humane way. She decided to try to carry these last embryos so they wouldn't face such a fate and her doctor kept her pumped up on hormones and fertility drugs.

I'm not saying she was a hero for this, and I definitely don't admire her, but there was some method to her madness.

Still, after carrying all 8, plus the 6 she had prior, you'd think she'd offer some of them up for adoption.
Elara
Posts: 7865/9734
Why have her kids not been taken away yet?
Cteno
Posts: 2735/3409
This woman needs to be bitch slapped. Her simple existence lowers my IQ.
Rogue
Posts: 8677/11918
She's on her way to Florida to do some all-nude stripping as a promo for her masturbation video.

Awwwwwyeah.
True Flight
Posts: 4902/5243
TMZ felt so sorry for her children that they refunded her the money on her Brazilian blow out so that her kids can quit shitting behind her shitty shack and fix the plumbing.

Brazilian blow costs = 520.00

Plumbing costs = 100.00
Rogue
Posts: 8600/11918
Originally posted by Nelrith
I didn't think it was possible for me to loathe this woman any further, but alas, you have proven me wrong yet again, Rogue!

Yea, she's really pushing the limits on the level of insane bullshit society is willing to tolerate, especially from a single mother of 14.
Cteno
Posts: 2666/3409
I didn't think it was possible for me to loathe this woman any further, but alas, you have proven me wrong yet again, Rogue!
Rogue
Posts: 8596/11918
This is massive bumping, but I'd rather keep all this shit together.

So... after a couple months on welfare, Octomom finally filed for bankruptcy... but she's also signed up to do a video of her masturbating.

SOURCE

She's previously posed topless (with obviously fake breasts...) for $10,000. No one knows how much this... ugh... spanking vid is getting her, but it's going to be more than that.

Eh...
Rogue
Posts: 6504/11918
Well, it's been almost a year since the last update to this thread.

In that time, I interviewed Nadya's first publicist.

And just reported today, Nadya's going to have a rummage sale tomorrow selling autographed bras and underwear.

SOURCE

She keeps getting offers to shoot porn or to pose nude. I'm not sure if she's still pushing for a reality show.

I'm pretty sure she's drowning when it comes to taking care of those 14 poor bastards... figuratively speaking.
Elara
Posts: 5246/9734
That made me happier than it should have. Thank you.
Rogue
Posts: 5286/11918
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HA!!!!
True Flight
Posts: 3784/5243
Okay I know this is a huge bump. but this is for you Rogue =P


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