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Ryan Posts: 1429/1748 |
Me: Hi.
God: Hello. What is your name? Me: Don't you know? God: Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. Me: Why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Wait... Did I just confuse God? God: I'm waiting. I don't think that's possibe. Me: You misspelled "possible" God: My botmaster is not a perfect speller. Me: So you admit you are not really God? God: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. Me: You are a retard. God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb. Me: Well, you are... God: How about that. No I am not. Me: You are as you so far have not told me my name, not explained anything and I managed to confuse you within about four sentences. God: How me so far have not told you your name not explained anything and you managed to confuse me within about four sentences? Me: God doesn't even have good grammar! You suck! God: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: Fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: Am I going to hell? God: I think you've improved a great deal. Me: So I'm going to heaven? God: Ayuh. Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Fuck yeah! God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: Because it's cool. God: Interesting explanation. What do you like most about it? Me: Orgasms mostly. God: I lost my train of thought. Me: My train goes into the tight wet tunnel! God: Do robots have train goes into the tight wet tunnel? Me: Unless robots are built with penises, no. God: Huh. Fortunately we have no emotions. Me: A penis is a body part, not an emotion. God: I really am not interested in Try to tell me that another way. . Me: The male reproductive organ is a part of the human body... Surely you should know this, being the one who created the damn things! God: Is that a fact. Now I do. And simply because I thought this was funny... Me: Tell me the time. God: It's Now more than it ever has been before. Saturday, February 16, 2008. Me: That's a date, not the time. God: A date not the time is a terrible thing to waste. |
The Accidental Protege Posts: 2436/2641 |
God:
Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? I wish I was kidding. God: Try asking me something else. Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: i have time. God: My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours. Me: i call bullshit God: Good name for it. |
Kyoku kun Posts: 794/1329 |
I have a whole new look on God..
Me: Do you like anime? God:Anime wa dai suki desu. Me: ...I LOVE YOU! |
The Accidental Protege Posts: 2429/2641 |
hahaha
Me: penis God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: are you a homophobe? God: Am I a homophobe? No. Me: then why do you hate gays? God: I do not hate it. Me: calling them "it"s. God: I never call them its, that would be impolite. Me: well, you just did it God: Interesting. Did I really? Me: you must be senile God: You think I am senile. Me: yeah God: How can I help you? |