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FX
Posts: 2394/3775
That was awesome.

"Why don't we go home, and I'll eat your pussy."

And my only response to the lifejacket part: Karma, bitch.
Rogue
Posts: 3328/11918
Apparently it got worse.

EDIT: Just for shits, I looked it up on Amazon. A used copy (that's considered new) is going for $4.87.

Xeoman
Posts: 6366/11751
Originally posted by Rogue
It's funny when someone culminates collections of terrible movies like this one (WARNING: There is a line in the video that is definitely not safe for kids/parents/work)

Incredible. I have to see Shark Attack 3 now.
Byte
Posts: 378/639
Originally posted by The Politician
Originally posted by Vulkar
MasterSylar, my name is Vulkar, you insulted my great movie. PREPARE TO DIE!
That was a good movie.

I dunno, I can't think of one right now. Oh wait, yes I can.

Baby Geniuses. I don't care if it was intended for kids, god dammit.


I had to watch the second one with my little cousins. It's even worst then the first
Rogue
Posts: 3317/11918
It's funny when someone culminates collections of terrible movies like this one (WARNING: There is a line in the video that is definitely not safe for kids/parents/work):


If the embed doesn't work, here's the link: http://thorlinks.com/mediaview/5350/Worst_Movie_Scenes_Ever
FX
Posts: 2382/3775
3 had good moments, but it didn't stand up. I didn't even see 4. I noticed that each one of them was worse than the one before, and I knew 4 had no chance.
天国JOE
Posts: 1692/2999
The 1966 Batman movie was hilarious. I loved how they discovered the villains...

"The shark was pulling my leg...JOKER!" The others were more ridiculous.

The following movies totally blew:

Scary Movie 4
Date Movie
I'm sure Epic Movie does too!

Scary Movie 3 wasn't good by any means, but it wasn't TOO bad. Or wait, maybe I'm getting my impressions of 3 or 4 mixed up? Either way, 3 is when it started to get bad for the Genre Movie series.
Rogue
Posts: 3316/11918
Originally posted by Morrolan
The end was pretty good, where everyone died.

...

Especially Leonardo DiCaprio.

Funny thing about that. When I saw it in the theater, I saw it with my friend and some of her friends who'd been in the local papers for seeing it 23 times each (yeah, I know. What. The. Fuck?!)

So when Leo big scene comes up at the end, I throw my head back and laugh. The whole row of girls that I was with, who all happened to be sobbing their asses off, all turn and curse me out.

Twenty-three times and they're still weeping over the ending? Erm?
FX
Posts: 2381/3775
The end was pretty good, where everyone died.

...

Especially Leonardo DiCaprio.
Rogue
Posts: 3315/11918
I thank you for the comment, Makura.

I noticed several films that are bad, but not the absolute worst of the worst have been listed. So are we going for movies we just didn't like or ones that are just completely unsalvageable?

Even something truly bad like the original 1966 Batman movie can be worth the watching for the bit with the exploding shark being fought off with shark repellent Batspray scene.

Either way, here's another to throw on the pile from my collection:

Sky Pirates



Does the poster not resemble that of the Indiana Jones movies? A very similar font and pose? Same time period, even?

That's exactly it. It's a really shitty movie that tries to mirror Indy in every way it can while still trying to seem original.

The film's score is even a blatant rip-off of the well-known and beloved Indy theme song.

If you ever happen to catch it somewhere (I got my copy at a rental store bargain bin for $1), it's worth watching just to point out what else was ripped from everyone's favorite archaeologist's movies.


Now, realizing that I'm not picking any current mainstream movies that you might be able to compare of have possibly seen, I'll leave with this statement:

Titanic should not have been made.
FX
Posts: 2379/3775
Originally posted by The Politician

Baby Geniuses. I don't care if it was intended for kids, god dammit.


I actually enjoyed that, mostly because Christopher Lloyd was in it. Also, I may have been a kid... when did that come out?

I did, however, avoid the second one like the plague.
Makura
Posts: 1329/1555
Scary Movie 3 Hated it.
Cairoi
Posts: 2320/3807
Black Christmas.

Curse of the Lotus Flower.
Xeoman
Posts: 6358/11751
Well ... it had Jeff Goldblum.

But yeah, it had its odd moments and I've never really liked the T-Rex in the city scenes, but its a worthy entry to the series in my opinion. III easily isn't.

But that's me.
天国JOE
Posts: 1691/2999
Lost World had silly moments too, I mean, when they are hiding in a cave while a T-Rex tries to bite at them throguh the cave entrance, a guy gets a small lizard or snake on him. Then he shrieks, and runs into the dinosaurs mouth. He'd rather run into a dinosaur ready to chomp him then be touched by a much smaller reptile, apparently.

That scene and "clever girl...*death*" are the shining points in that movie for me.
Xeoman
Posts: 6355/11751
Compared to the first and Lost World!!! It was just ... UGH!

Anyone actually agree with me? I mean I absolutely HATED the plot.

"I'm never going back.
"Hey we want to go on a trip, here's a bunch of money".
"Oh by the way we lied we need to find our son on here, glad you came"

*stupid new dinosaurs come in*

"Oh lets give them their baby back"
"Oh my god we're going to die! Oh don't worry here comes the Army".


Seriously I want to go Super Sayijin 500000 just thinking about it.


Originally posted by The Politician
Baby Geniuses. I don't care if it was intended for kids, god dammit.

Oh my god yes, those were terrible.
天国JOE
Posts: 1689/2999
Originally posted by Vulkar
MasterSylar, my name is Vulkar, you insulted my great movie. PREPARE TO DIE!
That was a good movie.

I dunno, I can't think of one right now. Oh wait, yes I can.

Baby Geniuses. I don't care if it was intended for kids, god dammit.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus
Posts: 2233/4540
Originally posted by MasterSylar
Jurassic Park III.


MasterSylar, my name is Vulkar, you insulted my great movie. PREPARE TO DIE!

I actually really liked it...
Xeoman
Posts: 6350/11751
Jurassic Park III.

Watched a little bit of it and eventually just turned it off. I absolutely despise that movie, and it doesn't help that Jurassic Park is one of my all time favorite movies. It was terrible and one of the biggest letdowns ever.
Ryan
Posts: 1005/1748
Ocean's Twelve... Gawd that annoyed the hell out of me. I think the only problem was it expected you to have seen Ocean's Eleven to be able to enjoy it... I wonder if the next sequel, Ocean's Thirteen is gonna be the same...
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