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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent          Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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Epic. (Last edited by DrowningPhoenix on 06-13-10 10:22 AM) |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1z3tvD/www.3dtotal.com/getgalleryitem.php%253Fcat%253Dsci-fi%2526id%253D2629 How you ever tipped a cow? |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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Originally posted by True Flight GASP! You get a title once you get to 1000?! *Scurries off to post* |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| Well, I want my belt to be full. How do you expect me to fight the Joker without my utility belt, Robin?! | |||
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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Hrm....I believe I got a Sega when I was about eight at a flea market. I remember playing MK, Sonic, Sonic and Knuckles, and...i forget what else  |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| Lmao. That version was so much better. | |||
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| In 36 days I will still not have consumed my first alcoholic beverage. | |||
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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Originally posted by Katana PSH! Blasphemy. Youngin' or not, I am the future of America. And besides, I will be a man by the end of the month. And yeah, I dont have read hair, either. Dark brown, but I have blue and yellow eyes. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| Hahaha. This is just an essay I wrote. Its not any story or anything--I dont really share them. But I had fun writing this. Dont complain if its not good, I wrote it from two to five in the morning.
It’s a Parasitic World Parasite. At the mention of the word, your skin begins to crawl as you scratch it in discomfort. You picture a spider-like monster with demonic claws and jagged teeth charging directly at you. But what exactly is a parasite? By definition, a parasite is something that lives off of another. Doctors even use the term incorrectly at times, classifying some diseases as parasites and others not. Technically speaking, every disease we carry in our bodies is a parasite, but are they all bad? So, clasp your hands behind that lice-infected hair and give those teeth amoeba something to chew on as we delve deep into their world. Now, most people believe all parasites to be tiny, microscopic creatures that crawl all over our skin. While that may be the case for most, it’s not always true. The first parasite we are going to look at is the tapeworm. Humans and tapeworms have been very close for approximately 1.7 million years. They’ve been around for quite a long time, and they aren’t going anywhere any time soon—especially with those hooks they use to latch onto your intestines. Surprisingly enough, these parasites have no digestive tract, though. Instead, they absorb partially digested food from within the intestines. But tapeworms don’t just infect humans. The human species received tapeworms from hunting and eating meat like the large cats around them. The tapeworm will latch itself onto the intestinal wall with the hooks in its mouth and make itself a home there. It will gradually grow longer, ranging from six inches to twenty-six feet long. After the tapeworm reproduces, its eggs detach themselves from the body of the adult tapeworm and travel throughout the bloodstream. There are two main ways that they are spread. The first is by a bowel movement of the animal. The embryos exit the body along with the fecal waste and quickly find a source of water to swim in. From there, the tapeworm waits for another animal to get thirsty and—slurp!—down goes the baby tapeworm. Another means of exit that the tapeworm uses is very clever. The small tapeworms will burrow their way through the abdominal lining upon birth and into the arteries—the highway through the body. Once in the bloodstream, the tapeworms look for a nice, warm muscle or organ to relax in. They burrow themselves into the organ and curl up into a small ball. They then form a liquid filled sack around themselves, forming a cyst in which the tapeworm lives. The parasite then waits patiently for their host’s murder. A hunter will come along and kill the infected animal, consuming the dead flesh along with the puss filled cyst containing the tapeworm. From there on, the cycle continues. Parasites are extremely intelligent creatures. They haven’t survived in our bodies for thousands of years just by luck, after all. The next parasite may seem like a joke to you, but don’t think that around it—it may here you. That’s because the parasite known as cordyceps is a mind controller. Literally. Luckily for us, it only infects insects and other fungi so far. But be on the lookout, cordyceps will reign powerful. Although cordyceps is fungus, this super-powered monster is a parasite by definition. Cordyceps enters its host’s body and begins to spread. It will feed on the host’s insides, slowly replacing the tissue as it grows. When the fungus is almost ready to sprout, it will act. It takes over the mind of the ant, for instance, and has them walk away from the rest of the colony. It will then have the host climb up very high above the rest of the colony on a branch of a tree or a leaf on a plant. From there, the ant latches onto the plant with its mandibles to steady itself—just where the parasite wants to be. It will take between three to ten days for the fungus to fully grow out of the ant’s body and into a protruding plant, but when it does, the process repeats. The fungus will start to spray spores high above the colony to fall down and infect the rest of the insects. Talk about brain food. As far as cordyceps go, each species of the parasite infects only one species of insects. They strike and lower the population of insects, keeping everything nice and balanced. No one insects reigns supreme, either, as all of them have their very own mind controller. Another mind control parasite infects not insects, but birds. Leucochloridium paradoxum is a worm-like parasite found in bird feces. When the feces lands down below, many small animal and bugs come along to eat it, with one guiltier than the others. I am talking, of course, of the infamous snail. The snail, for some reason, enjoys the taste of bird droppings, not that the parasite’ complaining. On the contrary, this mind controlling worm wants the snail to consume the feces in which it is held. Once it enters the snail’s body, the growing begins. Instead of making more room for itself within the snail’s body, this worm just grows its way right into the eyestalks of the snail. After a while, the worm becomes visible through the translucent skin of the snail. After it gets into the eyestalks, the worm then takes over the mind of the snail. It has its host crawl from the safety of the underbrush and into the wide open. At this point, the eyes of the snail look like wriggling maggots or caterpillars—a bird’s favorite. An unsuspecting bird swoops down to what it thinks is a well-balanced meal and pecks off the eyes of the snail. The parasite is successfully transferred into the bird yet again, and the cycle repeats. The next worm goes by the name of the guinea worm. This parasite starts its infestation through water. When the host downs the parasite filled water, it takes the free ride don into the stomach and through the intestines. Once in the intestines, the worms reproduce. The males die directly after conception, leaving the women worms to stick around and ‘clean’ the place up. After a while the females decide that they want to lay eggs. Naturally, this means burrowing its way out of your intestines, down your thigh and into your lower leg, where it digs its way out of skin just enough to protrude and lay eggs. The wound hurts, of course. It’s a stinging, heated feeling, making the host want to plunge their aching foot into a body of water. Which is just what the parasites want. Once in the water, they can lay their eggs and begin the process over again. As gruesome and maniacal as parasites are, they aren’t bad. Without parasites, things would be much different in the world we live in today. The human body has changed and adapted to parasites over the course of years they’ve been around—we almost need them at this point. Without them, our bodies attack themselves—literally. Our immune systems have grown so ready for parasites that they stand guard 24/7. They fight the parasites inside of us and take them out. Without them, our immune systems become antsy. It’s like they develop ADHD and start acting up. They start attacking everything that enters our stomach, regardless of whether or not it has something in it. When it finds nothing, our immune systems start attacking our bodies. This is called Krohn’s disease. So you see, this parasitic world that surrounds us is a marvelous thing. It helps the eco-system by getting rid of over-populous animals, or they just brush our teeth for us when we’re sitting around doing nothing. So go eat some raw meat, or don’t wash your hands after going to the bathroom. Parasites are great. After all, aren’t we all just parasites on this host we call earth? |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| What?! Post this in a seperate thread, True. I need to see. | |||
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| At least, I think thats what it is.
I need to have an epic custom title battle with Valhalla and his taco buffet. The time is now. 
The taco buffet will be destroyed. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| Fuck you Taco buffet, for not being destroyed! | |||
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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Originally posted by Katana MWAhahahahah!!! Beware! *triwls cape and disappears into shaddows very un-magical* |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| I read them. And Valhalla is harassing me with the taco buffet
True said something about posts, too, but I need 1000...easy-peasy. Haha XD |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| Thanks, Katana.
I knew what it was like growing up like that, too. I grew up in the poorest neighborhood in Bristol, and my real father blew all of our money on drugs and shit. Eventually, he left, my mom was never home because she worked three jobs, and all we had in the house was off-brand cheerios, ketchup, butter, bread and spaghetti noodles. But, we survived, she found my stepdad (who cheated on her multiple times, but so did my biological father), we moved to Bensalem, and eventually got a nice house. Now hes just being an asshole..well, bigger than usual. |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| Hahaha. Thanks, Kat. People tell me that all the time, so you dont sound bitchy. I know people are just concerned. But from my perspective, I really dont want this to hold me back. Like you said, im kind of young, and I want to have a life. So much has been taken away from me, and I really dont want to lose anymore.
I mean, there are good thing, of course. Well, maybe only one. But because of my heart problem and defibrillator, I started writing more. I always read, but never really challenged myself to write a novel. After my heart problem, I had less time to do other things, so I started writing, and I love it. It made me want to be an author, and thats something I'm very set on. At the same time, its just a drag to see so much going on around me and not be able to do any of it. I cant even go outside and play football in the neighborhood (well, not mine, but yeah) because of the device. Its just really dumb. I hate it. EDIT: Oh, and my cardiologist is at CHOP. Im a frequent visitor. And I hope your heart is okay  (Last edited by DrowningPhoenix on 06-13-10 12:50 PM) |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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Originally posted by Kyoku kun Darnit..one more person that has one and I dont. EDIT: AAHHH!!!! Who did that to me?!?! I have a custom title! But I dont know how to change it...is it a good thing that I am infected with 'Shredder Syndrome'..? (Last edited by DrowningPhoenix on 06-13-10 01:00 PM) |
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| I, too, am in. Working on my character. Ill PM you, True, cuz I have a couple ideas I want to run by you for your okay. | |||
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Phoenixocracy The one true Xeodent Since: 01-08-10 From: Xeomerica Since last post: 1478 days Last activity: 1478 days |
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| Hrm...Well who gave me the title? Because I didnt do it, and im not at the 500 posts yet...but I will shred every day! MWAhahaha!! |
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