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Trigger Happy Jones         Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| You know what's creepy? She rarely stopped smiling. Along with those eyes, she can easily be a media whore/crazy bitch for Halloween.
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| It's illegal in a town in Georgia to say "Oh, boy". It's an actual misdemeanor.
LOL! |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| I voted for Other Christian Faiths.
I wonder who will vote for Scientology? |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| WTF? Six dollars by next year?
Gas near us was 2.98 last time I checked. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| Snake. Period.
Sorry, but Snake can kick Megaman's butt anyday. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| Private Johnson. Check out his service pistol.
LOL!... Sorry, that was lame. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| I don't know what to say...
Annoying? Yes. Funny? Yes. Did you have to make it loop? My ears are bleeding. Plese stop it. Now. ualeuelaulauleauelualeuauleulaeuluelauealueluelaueelualeuaeluleuleulaeuelauealuae. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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Originally posted by Rogue You kicked verbal ass, Rogue. I couldn't agree any more. Add-ons to my pet peeve list: 1) Ted Kennedy- Self-explanitory. 2) Ingrid Newkirk- Will this bitch ever die? Not likely, until John Constantine sends this she-beast back to hell via shotgun. 3) Hippies- I don't hate hippies, just terrified of them. 
4) Those little cube pepperoni on pizza- The pepperoni pizza was my favorite pizza. Then on one dark day, I bit into a slice, only to discover that some butthole had put these damn cubes of pepperoni on the pizza... I don't know why those cubes piss me off, I just like my pizza with thin, circular pepperoni... I HATE THOSE FUCKING CUBES!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD ANYBODY MESS UP A CLASSIC BY PUTTING THOSE FREAKING CUBES ON THE PIZZA!?!? ><;;; Okay, I need to take a chill pill and calm down. More to come. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| *Removes pants*
Happy Cinco de Mayo, everyone. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| Whoa, you kinda got burned there.
Remember, Vengence is best served cold. ...As in wait a month and then dump pink paint all over his/her car. You know, kinda like a signature. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| 1) Anon. Rex: This was actually a SciFi flick, but to me, it was actually good. Mainly because it was based on a book... I think it's SciFi's best movie and certainly the most weirdest.
2) The Matrix Trilogy: I was the only one in the entire fucking town who even actually understood it. 3) First Blood: Stalone's best.
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| A sudden knock on the door stirred Jack Graves, a slightly chubby man of 32, out of his slumber. He leaned over and stared at his alarm clock. "Shit. Three A.M.? Who the hell is it at this time of night?" He grabbed his silenced Springfield 9mm and stumbled through his cluttered apartment. Another knock on the door. "I'm coming, you dumb fuck!" Jack snapped. He leaned his weapon against the door and looked through the peep hole. A unidentified man stood outside. That was incriminating enough for Jack to cock the hammer. "Who are you?" Jack inquired. The man replied. "I'm Charlie. Vinnie sent me." Jack sighed a breath of relief and uncocked the hammer on his 9mm. "A job? Why didn't he just call me?" Jack asked. "The Feds have his placed bugged. Really makes business difficult, ya know." Charlie said. "Meet him down at Ricardo's at 4 P.M. sharp. If you are just a few minutes late, he'll give the job to someone else. 'Kay?". Jack nodded. "Thanks, man. See you later." Charlie turned around and walked into the darkness of the stairwell.
(The next day, at Ricardo's) Jack walked to the table where Vinnie, an overweight man in his 40's, was enjoying a burrito. "Well, look who finally showed up." Vinnie snapped. "Sorry, Vinnie. Traffic was hell." Jack said as he sat down. "... Let's cut straight to business." Vinnie said, "My brother, Jimmy, disappeared yesterday. I found these in his hidden vault." Vinnie finished by throwing two pictures on the table. They featured what looked like a man with a veloceraptor's head. "Old Halloween photos?" Jack snorted. Vinnie glared at him. "Jimmy showed these to me once. He got them out of an old associate's farm house after all of it's occupants were massacred. They both knew that these photos were detrimental somehow and hid them well. Two nights ago I recieved a call from some assholes who said they were going to kill me if I don't give the photos to them Now, I want you to take them and deliver them to a nightclub in New York called the Dragon." Vinnie's eyes widened with fear. "Jack, I'm only a small-time crime lord. These bastards are obvious professionals, and I want these damn things gone. Make it happen, and I'll deposit ten grand into your account." As Vinnie concluded, he paid his bill, stood up, and briskly walked out. Jack sat there eyeing the photos. "... Ten grand. Not too bad for a courier's job." He stood up and walked out of Ricardo's. Three gun shots rung out of the parking lot, as Jack hit the floor. Sudden flashbacks of his tour in the Somalian Conflict briefly blinded Jack's vision. He jumped up and tore out of the door, fearing his paycheck is at stake. Jack pulled out his Colt .45 Hardballer, straining his eyes to find Vinnie. Jack saw Vinnie laying on the ground next to his vintage Berracuda, smoking .38 still in his hand. Jack raced over to Vinnie's side. "Are you okay?" Jack asked. Vinnie only groaned before expiring. Jack searched for wounds, only to find three gaping cuts lined perpindicular to each other in his chest. "Holy shit." Jack said, as he searched around the parking lot for his killers. Police sirens suddenly became audible. Confused and pissed off , Jack fled the scene. Jack returned to his apartment to stuff his duffel bag with clothes and supplies. He dragged a large briefcase out of his closet and placed a collapsible M4, two .357s, his prized Hardballer, a sawn off double barrel 10 gauge and his silenced 9mm in the stylish metal briefcase. He rushed out of his apartment, terrified that if he doesn't make it to Vinnie's HQ soon, that he'll be joining with his employer in hell. Lou, Vinnie's most trusted financial advisor, was lounging under a sun umbrella. He squinted his eyes at Angelo, a bodguard. "What?" Lou asked. "A Jack Graves wants to see you, sir." Angelo replied. "... Oh, the mercenary! Of course! Let him in." The bodyguard motioned Jack in. Jack walked onto the patio. "I trust you heard what happened." Jack said. "... Yes. It's a shame, Jack." Lou replied. "... Strange, Lou. You don't sound very concerned." Jack said. "Well, you're right. I've been waiting to take over this piece of shit operation for years. Sorry, but business is business. Are you gonna hold it against me?" Lou snapped. "...No, sir. I just wanted to to tell you that the lives of everyone in this cabana are in dire danger." Jack said. "Oh... and let me guess... lizard people?" Lou chuckled. "How'd you know?" Jack asked. "I saw the photos, Jackie boy. I think they're fake, 'kay? We are not going to discuss this anymore, Jackman... Wait, do you still have the photos?" Lou snapped. Jack said nothing as he chucked the pics on the end table next to Lou. "... Here is a ticket to St. Augustine. Take a week off and try to forget this nasty incident. I'm your new employer now, so get over it." Lou finished with a dismissive wave. "Good riddance." Jack thought as he glanced at the photos for one more time. "I'll be damned to take a vacation now. There something out there, and I'm going to find out." TBC... (Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 05-10-06 11:55 AM) |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| YEESSSSS!!!
THANK YOU, GOD! *Spaz out* First, I saw a advertisment display at a F.Y.I., and now this. ...Awesome. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| ROFLMAO!!!
This is just one of the many reasons I avoid IM. *Beats on computer because it's an ancient piece of crap* Oh, and Drizzt? I'd double-check the van if I were you. Because, I believe your shag wagon is now hot pink. Looks like a giant Pepto Bismo bottle. Just thought you might want to know. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| I'm glad to see that somebody else likes Kung Fu Hustle. Everybody I know hates it, and I thought it had the perfect blend of action and comedy.
Clerks II is coming soon... It's going to be bitchin'! |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| I used to have a couple of episodes on VHS.
Why am I telling ya'll this? I don't know. I can't remember any of the episodes, but I remember enough to know that the show was bitchin'. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| "PORN! ZOMFG! ROLFCOPTER!"
"Monitored by the FBI!" "This forum tastes like rainbow sherbet!" "Where's the beef? It's right here." "The Super Awesome Happy Weiner Ninja of Tastefully Furinished Dining Rooms Forum" "The Holy Hand Grenade of Uber Pain and Inreputable Indifference Forum" I'm out of ideas. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| Just imagine all the people in their undies.
... Just not the ugly ones. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| Here are some requests:
One for my chevy insignia, Mmm-kay? http://www.chevrolet.com/?seo=ov_home Replace the M4 pic with this big bitch, Home chicken. http://www.freshourmfg.com/gunbuild/p50/specs_r.html (This bad boy is not only big, but it's legal in Georgia. I wouldn't want a rifle this powerful, Dustin's Uncle had one, and was too powerful for conventional use, but might as well put it on a user bar as a gag.) I have one more, but I'll wait til later. |
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Trigger Happy Jones Since: 02-21-06 From: It's not hell... But it sure feels like it. *sweating* Since last post: 6498 days Last activity: 6498 days |
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| Whoopsies. Damn my dial-up and it's slowness.
I need a new computer. (Last edited by Trigger Happy Jones on 05-16-06 01:43 AM) |
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