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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator         Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Or... Well, you simply won't join us. Followed by all of us /sadfacing. | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| We should all meet up one of these days, probably in California or something so there's something cool and new to do. I haven't gone there in a few years. | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| And my lips are venomous POISOOOOOOOON! | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| So are flights from the west to the east... And I'm always flat broke. | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| My hair looks silly, but I'm pretty hot! Honest! | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| This isn't about you guys, okay? It's about me and my empty wallet! :'( | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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I've actually always wanted to be one of the people who's walked from one side of the US to the other, but I'm far too fat and lazy for that  |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| True, it will probably destroy the fun... Or provide a well-needed chuckle. | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| But... but... | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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HUSH, no spoilers! 
And nothing in spoiler tags either, I always cave and read them  |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| That's not the plan. Shredding will ALWAYS be the first priority! | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Enough of the cold remarks, I feel frozen in your icy gaze! | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| We're hosed. | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| I'm a bit disappointed that your main character is already made, it kinda killed the customization aspect for me... but I'm sure they'll make Hawke a badass! | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Dude, chill out! | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Customization is one of my favorite things, after all. | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Once upon a New Jersey summer, Urban Astronaut spammed. The spam was served with rice. Day by day he sadly posted and masturbated furiously. He loved tentacles and furry porn, but despised every cheese quesadilla. Then, a furry creature burst into flames. Urban immediately spewed quesadilla all over Bitmap, infuriating him. Bitmap turned gay. Like super gay. Gay for Vince, who secretly loved Hannah Montana. He cuddled with Bitmap, and with Phoenix, and with Vulkar, and with Valhalla, then they exploded. Urban pleasured himself. Anyways, while watching Hannah Montana, Vince beheaded Phoenix then, rainbows came out of Phoenix's dead talking vagina. He skinned Valhalla's wiener which he liked to eat with Vulkar's severed limbs. But Vulkar's invincibility shockingly aroused him and Vince continued to break up Vulkar's limbs, anyway. So the fashion of Bitmap's vomit covered the new clothing. Phoenix stopped chewing, because of decapitation, and a ban, costing him Xeodency.
The next day, Rogue was chilling in a freezer, sliced into pieces. She freezer burned and was inedible, a shame really. DarkSlaya didn't care. He's eaten lunch. But Phoenix didn't bring his sandwhich because he died of platypus poisoning, but Vulkas Maximus, man of power, woman of might, was not pleased in the slightest. So he went and killed Vince, who was reborn and re-killed forever. Because Vulkar can eat smelly bunnies which give power of stinky underpants and Vulkas Maximus destroys the world with said underwear. In other news,tits for Xeo! But not women, only man tits and in abundance! Poor Xeo fapped and sprawled on a donkey. It ate his ears and his dignity with a spork! That sounds like a job for Cairoi's magical codpiece. Made of fish-flavored titanium, it flew away, into |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Turtle soup is actually pretty damned good! | |||
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Granted, but the eiffle tower is reduced to the size of a molecule. You end up losing your clippers.
I wish I had a moat around my house! |
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Cteno Super Shotgun Moderator Since: 01-11-05 Since last post: 1630 days Last activity: 751 days |
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| Still, the combat and story were rock solid in the first one (I haven't picked up the expansion yet), so I'm still looking forward to it. |
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