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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead.         Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Chunky Kong was the HUGE gorilla from Donkey Kong 64. Am I getting names wrong...? I forgot what weapon he got, but I know his power up was just getting incredibly big. | |||
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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... ... hotttt..... Wow. That guy has a story to tell. If he even has anyone to tell it to... maybe he could knock his neighbor out, giving them amnesia, and tell them the story. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| I've got a story for you guys!
So, I've been in my writing class for two and a half semesters. At midyear, some students dropped the course and others picked it up. For the first quarter, I sat with this kid who seemed like a generally cool person, and still is, except for the second half I had a seating change and we're in opposite sides of the room, meaning I can't really be his partner during writing excersises and stuff. So, in my stead, came a new classmate who joined at midyear. This student happened to be a complete and total douchebag. He wasn't a typical bully, but a person who desperatly desperately wanted attention from people of the opposite sex. This class is a great place to do that, its filled to the brim with girls, and only has 7 boys out of the average 25 or so students. To the six other guys, its really no big deal at all, they're simply classmates and all that jazz. But this one guy is a slimeball. He came into the room and fed off of anyone elses misfortune and used it for his jokes. This student happened to be the worst comedian anyone has ever seen. And a total douchebag. So for about a quarter, douchebag has been tolerated. My friend there has gotten terrible critiques from douchebag, even if his work was good. He would give all the girls wonderful praise. They could see behind his tricks the whole time. He continued to be an asshat at every possible chance. But then, Douchebag did the most unholy thing ever to grace that classroom. He made fun of the teachers kids. To her face. Now, a brief history on this teachers kids. They're AWESOME. One of them plays guitar, and even went on the Ellen Degeneres show. The other is 8 years old and an awesome writer. The other one... just has awesome stories, but he's five, and who accomplishes anything at 5 anyway? Now, the teacher brought in her 8 year old daughters story she wrote in one night. It was incredible for an 8 year old. Douchebag comes in in the middle of the reading. He sits down. The teacher finishes. Douchebag says "I'm glad I missed most of that." The room goes silent. Everyone's eyes are on douchebag. The teacher begins to turn her cheek and continue with her lesson. A holy light came shining from the back of the room at that exact moment. It made a wonderful sound. "You're freaking jerk." said the angel in the back. "YEAH" chanted nearly EVERY OTHER GIRL IN THE ROOM. Uproar ensues. Me and my friend stare in awe as Douchebag's face turns BRIGHT red. We make eye contact at the exact same second and begin to laugh (our laughs are not heard, the dull roar of the room is growing louder by the second) A second boom of sacred noise comes from the front of the room. "You need to be quiet..." says the teacher. Yes, the meek teacher, who never raises her voice. She wouldn't punish the Devil if it were in her power. Now, it probably doesn't seem like much, but if you heard the way she said it, and the fact that SHE of all people was saying it was like a nuclear bomb landing in a city of glass buildings. Douchebag's world shattered. The funny thing is, it was as if the whole class bonded today. Every time someone said something funny, we all laughed, we all spoke on personal levels with eachother, and all is in harmony. But brooding in the fourth desk down, front row... Douchebag flounders in his own bag of douche... one day he'll arise once more, but as for now, harmony flourishes within the realm of creativew writing, and all is good... That's my revenge story. Of sorts. What's yours? |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Our playground was great. It was a wooden, splintering, bee infested fortress of solitude.
I was a fat kid. I mean, I was like "DAAAAAYUM". So I'd be sitting at the top of the slide. People would try to push me down, but TRY AS THEY MIGHT MWUWHAHAH... they couldn't. Alas... I am now pushable, and far less pudgetastic as the old days... So yeah. I also would also |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Man. I gotta say Luigi, only because I've never played Chrono Cross. Sorry, its a bit of a closeminded vote, but weh. He's got a vaccuum (good for sucking up Alucard in dust-form? My, things are already beginning to feel nostalgic...)
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Hell, I voted for Kirby too. I've never seen MetaKnight turn into a land mine and drop onto his enemies, crushing them to death, nor have I ever seen him suck up bad guys and take on their power. Put that power on any other character. Kirby's cute looks are only a facade for his badass powers. As for MetaKnight, his badass looks aren't backed up by any sort of sweet powers. Other than swordiness. | |||
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Revolver Ocelot is such an awesome character... he's sneaky as fuck AND he can shoot your brains out in under a second. Leon is just... sorta lucky.
Really, I mean, if you've played the games both characters are from, you'd realize why Ocelot is better. The only reason to why people might choose Leon is the fact that they haven't played any Metal Gear games. Plus, Ocelot has that hand gesture thing. I mean, what the hell is up with that? If you have your own hand gesture, you've gotta be more badasser than the rest of the bad asses. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| When I played this on the Sonic Mega Collection it made me incredibly depressed. I have no clue why, but I couldn't stand it, same with Sonic Spinball... and all the old Sonic Comics. Just that style... there's something about it. | |||
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| I get the feeling that the name Lingo is derived from... ebonics. You know how I can tell the difference between him and Jaws? Big lips. Political correctness is not racism. And those kids sure as hell aren't politically correct.
Jaws looks Mexican. I get the feeling that the name Jaws is derived from the shark, but connected to the Mexican kid because of the slur "wetback". Sharks backs can be pretty wet, and sharks have Jaws. Now I'M being the racist, thats such a bad connection. Kid Vid looks like he has a sensory disorder of sorts that affects his eyes and ears. With initials like I.Q., I'd try NOT to look like a nerd. Is J.D. the girl or the dog? Or is the dog Boomer and she is J.D. or vice versa? Snaps... I dunno. That just sounds dirty. But seriously. Wheels. That's not even racism; no, its lower than that, its just cruel. I would not want to be on the BK Kidz Crew or whatever if people called me that and I were in a wheel chair. He probably cries himself to sleep knowing that the only friends he has are cruel sonsofabitches and his wheelchair will only get him pity friends so he's stuck in a rut (lol... picture that literally). Now, I'm not saying he's all bad because of his wheelchair, but I'm sure if that little tool could walk he'd still be a little submissive bastard. I over analyze. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Ronald McDonald, Grimace, Fry Bushes, Dirty Bird, Hamburgler, Mayor McCheese... am I missing anyone?
If they still sold the kids meals with that stuff on it... well, it wouldn't matter, I don't get the kids meals anymore 
   = me, because I'll put my special sauce on Ronalds buns ANY day. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Something... just something about it... screams "FAKE" at me. Is that real? | |||
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| I kinda just figured nintendo would've used new models of each character instead of reusing the ones they made for the other game... though the Diddy Kong thing was well done. | |||
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| I voted for Ray, because I was sick and delusional at the time and was thinking that Raiden was Raiden from MGS2. But now that I know its MK Raiden... thats a whole nother story. I'd change my vote. | |||
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| I had dolphin sex with your MOM on Stephen Colberts Threat Down last night. Augh, somebody please cure me of yourmominsons disease. I can't stop saying it.
Really though! Somebody else had to see it. Someone out there, one of those people inside the many internets. I prefer to not use a net while with dolphins. I know I'm at risk for catching barnacles or whatever but you know what? Thats not the threat, no, they are very healthy creatures. Its the fact that they love sex SO MUCH that two male dolphins will totally double tea-... Eh... I'll stop. I know its too hot for most of you to handle. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER?
Hogan Knows Best is now my favorite show, because it has Hulk, and I mean, whatcha gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild... on your TV set? I chose I AM ERROR though, because I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING IN THAT GAME. THAT WHOLE GAME IS ERROR. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| It is fun! I'm going to make a thread about it... a help thread. I can't find the candle. The candle... in the palace? Maybe I am error. | |||
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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Originally posted by Sho Holy crap. I haven't heard that, but I can imagine how bad it must suck. Old Bob Dylans voice (or old Bob Dylans voice for that matter) + Creep... that must sound disgusting. But I have Kid A, Pablo Honey, and OK Computer. I actually got around to listening to them... they're good! |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Well, for those of you fortunate to get a hand on the Zelda Collectors Edition Disk for the Gamecube, congratulations, you belong to the same group as I do!
I've beaten Ocarina of Time and am currently working on the other three games on that disk. Now, as for Zelda 1, things are going smoothly.... I'm all set with that. And Majora's Mask I've beaten one time on the N64 so I'm all set for that. But Zelda 2? I can't get anywhere in this game! "Get the Candle in the Palace" Where is this palace? What does this candle do? What good does this "shield" magic do? What are the point of battles? I AM ERROR. |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Holy shit. I'm going to print that and show it to everyone who's going on the bus with me to NYC for our field trip in May.
Probably close to 100 people. 99% of them are females. There's one guy, but he's gay. Plus its on a nice bus with a bathroom. I can see it now. *Voltron hands out print outs of article, titled "reading material for the road trip"* "Ladies, read thouroughly. Note, this is a moving clinic. I'll be in my office if any checkups are desired." *Voltorn enters the bathroom at back of the bus* |
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AlpoRaggins Troubadour Not so much dead. Since: 12-11-04 From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow Since last post: 6410 days Last activity: 6299 days |
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| Alucard. Vincent's character is too generic for me. At least Alucard has some sort of interesting story.
"RAH I'M VINCENT TEST SUBJECT BAD GUY GOOD GUY RAH" "Yo stfu douchebar" *eats blood* Is Vincent even a vampire? *waits for FF7 fanboys to 'own' his ass* |
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