Originally posted by True Flight

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As many as it takes to find a picture on instructions saying how to screw in a light bulb. On this picture must be angles and figures for each model of lightbulb showing that there really IS A DIFFERENCE for each type of lightbulb. As well as that you must add in the asswhole remarks that someone will give you when a member screws in said light bulb. After the lightbulb is successfully in place you will have Xeo the owner walk in with a bat and break said lightbulb and have Demi-fiend fix it.''

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At which Elara will blindly find her way to Sunset Waterfall and help those who are in need and stub her toe on a corner. True will randomly send out posts that have nothing to do with what ever subject because she can't tell what forum she is in at the moment. Cairoi will claim that he is the ruler and commands all while Xeios spanks him with a rolled up newspaper. Xeios knows that he is hitting Cairoi because he can tell where he is at all times. Katana joins in pounding Cairoi down with her hockey stick because she thinks that Cairoi actually grabbed her ass. Rosey will find a lighter to find her way through the dark and will trip up Rogue. Rogue will just sit there quietly and try to read in the dark even though True said about a million times that it is bad to read in the dark. AND SUDDENLY Stitch will bring the brightest flash light anybody has ever ran into and blind everyone causing Demi-Fiend to fall off of the ladder to fix the light bulb and break Phoenix's back.

YOUR ANSWER IS NONE PHOENIX. Because disaster will hit all.

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