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Clathana

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Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 06-04-05 06:34 PM Link | Quote
Yo moma so bold even mr.clean got jealous.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.


Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.


Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

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Posted on 06-06-05 09:14 AM Link | Quote
Yo mama's so fat she has smaller fat people orbiting around her.

Yo mama's so fat her poop can clog a blackhole.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she can see people waiving.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see the future.

Yo mama's so fat that when her water broke Noah's ark capsized.

Yo mama's so nasty she vomits nuclear waste.

Yo mama's so fat she goes to "Universe Wars".

Yo mama's so fat I had take a plane, train and a bus just to get on her good side.
Spartan

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Since: 11-15-04
From: California

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Posted on 06-08-05 10:20 AM Link | Quote
And this one is from my friend Jon...

When yo momma hauls ass she has to make two trips!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AlpoRaggins

Troubadour
Not so much dead.








Since: 12-11-04
From: Someday, Somewhere, Over the Rainbow

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Posted on 06-09-05 02:40 PM Link | Quote
Yo momma's so ugly that they press her face in cookie dough to make Gorilla Cookies.

Yo momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

Yo momma so fat that when she goes to Denny's and opens the menu, she tells the waitress "Okay!"

Yo momma so ugly her reflection ducks when she looks in a mirror.

ahaha, those are some of my favorites...
tanto10
Temp-banned until further notice








Since: 01-07-05
From: Petaluma, CA

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Posted on 06-11-05 12:07 AM Link | Quote
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Your.

Your who?

Your mom.

Stupid, yes, but at least its a different kind of a joke than all the other ones.




(Last edited by tanto10 on 06-11-05 03:07 AM)
Spartan

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Since: 11-15-04
From: California

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Posted on 06-11-05 10:40 AM Link | Quote
Yo momma's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks alot...No more sun chips for me for the rest of the day
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

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Posted on 06-14-05 09:13 AM Link | Quote
Yo mama's so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of her.

Yo mama's teeth so yellow that when smiles traffic slows down.

Yo mama's so fat they charge her for two seats at the movie theater.
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 06-18-05 06:32 PM Link | Quote
Yo moma so fat when she wore a red shirt outside everybody said hey look koolaid!!

Yo moma so stupid she was 11 in the first grade and had to go to a private school just for her!!

Yo moma so fat extreme makeovers(house edition)had to make her a mansion and buy her 4 king size beds for her room!!!

hdiddy

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Since: 05-29-05

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Posted on 07-14-05 02:09 PM Link | Quote
Not to be or nuthin but those last 2 were lame Clath.
Clathana

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Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 07-14-05 02:11 PM Link | Quote
Yea I kinda figured that.... Here is one another friend of mine made up..it is kinda funny.

Yo moma so fat when she went to Tokyo all the people said godzilla godzilla!

See it is ok hehe!
Rauni

"Everyone is waiting for you. Waiting to hit you with rocks and spit at you. Who's everyone? Everyone you love."








Since: 08-14-04

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Posted on 07-14-05 02:20 PM Link | Quote
Yo moma so fat that I pour one pint of water in a bathtub, and she overdo it.

Yo moma so fat that she is the weight captivity on a roller coaster.

Yo moma so stupid even a stupid guy would say "God damn, she's stoopid."
Migs

Hammer








Since: 07-14-05
From: Petaluma CA

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Posted on 07-14-05 05:31 PM Link | Quote
"yo mama so ugly even I wouldn't have sex with her!"
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 07-14-05 07:52 PM Link | Quote
Hehe Shanan that last one is funny dude....lmao!

Yo mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.

Yo mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs

Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.


hahaha beat that many at once!!!!!!!!


(Last edited by Clathana on 07-14-05 10:58 PM)
Migs

Hammer








Since: 07-14-05
From: Petaluma CA

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Posted on 07-14-05 08:27 PM Link | Quote
hahaha, i really like the "oh my god it's coming toward us" one!
Your momma is so loose, when i was going down on her i was like "Damn your wide, damn your wide, damn your wide" and she was like, "whatcha repeating yourself for?" and i said "I'm not!"
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 369 days
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Posted on 07-16-05 09:32 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Clathana
Yo mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!



I gotta give it to you on that one. It was pretty funny.


Yo mama so ugly her parents had to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.


(Last edited by Cyro Xero on 07-19-05 03:17 PM)
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 07-16-05 12:36 PM Link | Quote
Yea I know the oh my god its coming toward us one is funny lol!

Here is one i thing is also funny....

Yo Momaso fat, she don't know whether she's walking or rolling.

Hehe.....here is a few other ones I just remembered...

Yo Momaso fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.

Yo Moma so fat, when she has sex, she has to give directions.



(Last edited by Clathana on 07-16-05 03:37 PM)
atticusrox

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Since: 07-17-05

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Posted on 07-18-05 01:11 PM Link | Quote
Your mama so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped her parents
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 07-18-05 08:36 PM Link | Quote
Lol...

Yo moma so fat she went right threw the front door and ended up at the back door..

Xion

Warrior








Since: 07-15-05
From: Brooklyn, New York

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Posted on 07-18-05 10:47 PM Link | Quote
Your mother is so fat, she uses a VCR as a Beeper.

Your mother is so fat, when she got hit by a bus, she turned around and said "Who threw the rock?"

Your mother is so fat, she only has two moving speeds: Slow and Stop.
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 07-19-05 05:50 PM Link | Quote
Hahaha good ones Xion!!.....lmao

I can change the vcr beeper joke a little bit...hehe

Yo moma so fat she had a vcr striped to her and used it as a beeper...lol

It isn't that good of one but hey atleast it is one right?
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