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Clathana

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Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 05-23-05 05:54 PM Link | Quote



Your mamma is so fat when she sees a bus go down the street she says stop that twinkee!


(Last edited by Clathana on 05-23-05 09:04 PM)
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 05-24-05 12:53 PM Link | Quote
Yo mam's so fat...she takes poster poloroids.....
Yo mam's so fat...her butt cheeks talk to each other "ill go this way, then you go that way"
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonase on her tylonol pills

A little bit grose.....

Yo mama's crabs are so big, Red Lobsters trying to get some
Yo mama's crabs are so big, they drive dune buggy's
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

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Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 521 days
Last activity: 434 days
Posted on 05-24-05 03:37 PM Link | Quote
Yo mama so fat that when went out on a roof with wearing a Malcolm X T-shirt helicopters tried landing on here.

Yo mama so fat her poop can clog a black hole.

Yo mama so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out.

Yo mama so fat that she plays pool with the planets.
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

Since last post: 4384 days
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Posted on 05-24-05 08:52 PM Link | Quote
Yo moma so fat when she jumps in the sky she gets stuck...

just wanted too add these .......

Yo moma so stupid she buys money off of ebay....

Yo moma is like a pooltable,put a dollar in and she'll rack your balls..




(Last edited by Clathana on 05-30-05 10:24 AM)
Master Naruto

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Since: 08-21-04

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Posted on 05-25-05 02:20 AM Link | Quote
Yo mama is so fat.....

--She has to drive a spandex car!
--Ryan's charges her an entrance fee.

Can't think of any others right now. Sry
Shuyin

Baron of Radical








Since: 08-19-04

Since last post: 1649 days
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Posted on 05-25-05 12:14 PM Link | Quote
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Prego.

And my favorite one since Middle School:

Yo mama's like a vacuum: She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet.
Ryan

Ptooie
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Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

Since last post: 2328 days
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Posted on 05-25-05 01:42 PM Link | Quote
Yo mama's so fat she jumped into the air and got stuck
Spartan

Metal battleaxe
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Since: 11-15-04
From: California

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Posted on 05-25-05 04:06 PM Link | Quote
Yo mama so fat she was walking to K-mart Tripped on Wal-Mart and landed right on Target...

ROFL my computer apps teacher is giving me funny looks now...
DRTY_DOM

Bat








Since: 05-17-05
From: Harris County

Since last post: 3972 days
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Posted on 05-26-05 05:00 AM Link | Quote
Your mommas so fat, when she goes outeside in a raincoat, people mistake her for a taxi cab.

Your mommas so fat, "she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck".

Your mommas so fat, "after having sex, I rolled over twice, and was still on the bitch".

I got the last two from the a movie I watched a long time ago. I can't remember the name of it thouhgh.
Spyware

Bobo
Zomg!








Since: 08-14-04

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Posted on 05-26-05 05:12 AM Link | Quote
Your momma is SO fat, when she walks in front of the TV you miss 3 Shows.
Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

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Posted on 05-26-05 10:04 AM Link | Quote
Yo moma so fat when she stood on Florida's beach she tipped Florida off the U.S map.
Angel of Deceit

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Since: 04-15-05
From: I thought you knew thats why I asked.

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Posted on 05-27-05 08:31 AM Link | Quote
1) Yo momma's so fat her cerial bowl comes with a lifeguard
2) Yo momma so fat when she walks past window we lose four days of sun light
3) Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world
4) Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again
5) Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide
6) Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish
7) Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle

Thats all i got for now mabye ill post more later.
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

Rave Atom








Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

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Last activity: 434 days
Posted on 05-27-05 03:03 PM Link | Quote
Yo mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: "L.A., Chicago, New York..."

Yo mama's so fat she has her own area code.

Yo mama's so fat when she sit around the house, she sits AROUND the house.

Yo mama's so fat McDonlads cups now come in four sizes: small, medium, large, and your mama.
Ryan

Ptooie
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Since: 10-01-04
From: Stafford, UK

Since last post: 2328 days
Last activity: 2289 days
Posted on 05-29-05 04:21 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Darth_Drty_Joo
Your mommas so fat, "she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck".

Your mommas so fat, "after having sex, I rolled over twice, and was still on the bitch".

I got the last two from the a movie I watched a long time ago. I can't remember the name of it thouhgh.


They sound like the ones from The Nutty Professor
Broken Dreams

Thief








Since: 05-29-05
From: California

Since last post: 4310 days
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Posted on 05-30-05 04:16 AM Link | Quote
Ugly Jokes-
Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies.

Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars

Fat Jokes-
Yo momma's so fat, she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

Yo momma's so fat, the whale from Free Willy freed her

Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we miss 2 days of sunlight

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.

Yo momma's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

Yo momma's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

Since last post: 2241 days
Last activity: 2235 days
Posted on 05-30-05 12:55 PM Link | Quote
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse

yo mama is so stupid jokes

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Yo mama is so FUCKING stupid, she tried waking up a sleeping bag...

Thats all i have... <.< >.> I have the most so far...
hdiddy

Newcomer








Since: 05-29-05

Since last post: 4730 days
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Posted on 05-30-05 08:15 PM Link | Quote
Your momma's so fat when she dressed up in a red suit a kid said "Hey look over there it's the Koolaid guy."
Broken Dreams

Thief








Since: 05-29-05
From: California

Since last post: 4310 days
Last activity: 4310 days
Posted on 05-31-05 12:19 AM Link | Quote
Yo momma's so nasty, she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo momma's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!

Yo momma's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo momma's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo momma's so nasty, she breeds crabs.

Yo momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

Yo momma's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo momma's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo momma's so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo momma's so nasty, she has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation, drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."

Yo momma's so nasty, they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo momma's so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo momma's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo momma's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo momma's so nasty, her tits give sour milk.

Yo momma's so nasty, she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.

Clathana

Magician








Since: 05-15-05
From: In the kitchen eating all the food!!!!!!!!MMM YUMMY!

Since last post: 4384 days
Last activity: 4384 days
Posted on 05-31-05 11:19 AM Link | Quote
Yo moma so fat when she farted she launched herself into orbit.

Yo moma so fat she needs a map to find her butt.

Yo moma so fat when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough.


Bitmap

#1 Enhancement Shaman US Ravenholdt








Since: 09-05-04
From: His Laughin' Place

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Posted on 06-04-05 01:59 PM Link | Quote
Yo mama wears an eye patch and a peg leg saying "Who are you calling long John Silver?"

Yo mama has 11 fingers and seventeen toes and STILL cant count to 28....

Yo mama smells like 2 week old cabbage....

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