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Déesse

Sailor Déesse
Mistress of Pink
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy








Since: 08-14-04
From: The Moon

Since last post: 6327 days
Last activity: 6059 days
Posted on 03-24-05 07:35 PM Link | Quote
After many years at sea a pirate decided it was time to retire. Since he had suffered injuries on the job he thought that he could also collect disability insurance. He had a wooden leg, a hook where his right hand should be and a patch over his right eye. The agency assured him that he would be compensated if the injuries were work related. "How did you get the wooden leg?" In a booming voice the pirate replied:

"WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME LEG."

"Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your hand." In a booming voice the pirate replied:

"WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: ME AND ME MATES WERE ON THE HIGH SEAS WHEN THE BOOM SHE SWANG 'ROUND AND KNOCKED ME INTO THE SEA WHERE A SHARK BIT OFF ME HAND."

"Well that is certainly work related. How did you lose your eye." In a booming voice the pirate replied:
"WELL MATEY, YOU SEE IT WAS LIKE THIS: I WAS LAYING ON THE DECK ONE BALMY DAY CATCHING SOME RAYS WHEN THIS *%#@* SEAGULL FLEW BY AND DROPPED HIS DUTY RIGHT IN ME EYE!"

"Well yes, but what does that have to do with the loss of your eye?"

"IT WERE THE FIRST DAY WITH ME HOOK!"
WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

Since last post: 4214 days
Last activity: 4918 days
Posted on 03-26-05 10:24 PM Link | Quote
LOL, interesting little joke there Deesse. Poor pirate. To make things worse, his name should have been Lucky or it could have been his parrot instead of a randome seagul.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 4836 days
Last activity: 1146 days
Posted on 03-29-05 08:54 PM Link | Quote
Yar, That be a good pirate related jokin' you tell! I'd applaude ye had I me hand 'stead a dis hook here!
Spartan

Metal battleaxe
Is back. Kind of.








Since: 11-15-04

Since last post: 2091 days
Last activity: 1332 days
Posted on 03-31-05 05:42 AM Link | Quote
damn that sucks for the pirate...Kinda funny...

Insurance people...Phweee
Himura_Kenshin

Octoballoon








Since: 08-28-04
From: Clinton Twp mi

Since last post: 6440 days
Last activity: 4981 days
Posted on 03-31-05 09:29 AM Link | Quote
Arg. The life of a pirate is a harsh life indeed. Nice joke though.
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