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Déesse

Sailor Déesse
Mistress of Pink
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy








Since: 08-14-04
From: The Moon

Since last post: 6326 days
Last activity: 6058 days
Posted on 03-24-05 07:29 PM Link | Quote
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you." "Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."

George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June." Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." George was livid!

He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister." "Hehehe," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father."
WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

Since last post: 4213 days
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Posted on 03-26-05 10:27 PM Link | Quote
LOL, not quite sure who I feel more sorry for, the son, the mother or the father. I have to say the son. That's jsut got be so wrong to think that you fell in love with your half sister. lol, still a funny joke thought.
Cyro Xero

Rune Mage

Rave Atom








Since: 02-23-05
From: Minnesota!!

Since last post: 2598 days
Last activity: 2511 days
Posted on 03-27-05 07:19 AM Link | Quote
Awwww, that sucks. Hehehe. I couldn't stand losing girls like that.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 4835 days
Last activity: 1145 days
Posted on 03-29-05 08:56 PM Link | Quote
Gosh oh gosh that is FLIPPING AWESOME!!!

YEA!

So Ironic and what not.

A perfect ending for a perfect joke...
Spartan

Metal battleaxe
Is back. Kind of.








Since: 11-15-04

Since last post: 2091 days
Last activity: 1331 days
Posted on 03-31-05 05:41 AM Link | Quote
Woah...Thats pretty messed up...

o.0

Yeah i could see that with my mom...
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