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Rogue
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Posted on 03-29-12 10:43 PM Link | Quote
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Vicar hospitalised with potato up his bum

A vicar claims a potato got stuck up his bottom after he fell on to the vegetable while hanging curtains in the nude.

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

'But it's not for me to question his story.'

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.


This just speaks on its own.

(Last edited by Rogue on 03-31-12 01:38 AM)
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Posted on 03-30-12 06:59 PM Link | Quote
this seriously didn't come from the onion?
Rogue
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Posted on 03-30-12 07:45 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Sorcha Rohan
this seriously didn't come from the onion?

Nope, it's real.

He claimed to be hanging curtains, naked, and fell onto the potato.
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Posted on 03-30-12 11:43 PM Link | Quote
Nope. No puns from me. Noooot happening.
Astrophel
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Posted on 03-31-12 12:53 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Rogue

He claimed to be hanging curtains, naked, and fell onto the potato.

Geometrically speaking, unless the potato was held up by something else it wouldn't work anyway. He'd have just landed on it. It'd be laying on its side due to gravity, and you'd need either a really large asshole or a really small potato for it to fit in that state - and in either case, it wouldn't require surgical removal.

I know, obvious lie, who the hell hangs curtains while naked, etc. But, you know me, I like to take a different approach.
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Posted on 03-31-12 03:56 AM Link | Quote
I like to walk around my house naked...
Rogue
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Posted on 03-31-12 04:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bitmap
I like to walk around my house naked...

Ah, but do you hang curtains and position potatoes to stand on end on your table, naked, as well?
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Posted on 03-31-12 06:53 PM Link | Quote
oh yes.. and race cars and model air planes... and apples can't for get those.

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Posted on 03-31-12 07:31 PM Link | Quote
. . .

Yeah.... not gonna comment.

*snickers wildly*
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Posted on 03-31-12 07:43 PM Link | Quote
That... had to hurt.
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Posted on 04-01-12 12:16 AM Link | Quote
Hopefully he won't get too butthurt if people don't believe his story.

Spoiler:
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
Astrophel
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Posted on 04-01-12 12:29 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Nelrith
Hopefully he won't get too butthurt if people don't believe his story.


I don't think joking about it is very wise. I bet he's the type to get quite anal about matters like this.


(Last edited by Astrophel on 04-01-12 12:29 AM)
Rogue
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Posted on 04-01-12 03:11 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Astrophel
Originally posted by Nelrith
Hopefully he won't get too butthurt if people don't believe his story.


I don't think joking about it is very wise. I bet he's the type to get quite anal about matters like this.

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Posted on 04-01-12 03:30 AM Link | Quote
What a prune
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Posted on 04-01-12 12:15 PM Link | Quote
And around the corner!

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killed it
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