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Kaijin Surohm
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Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 1460 days
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Posted on 12-15-11 10:46 PM Link | Quote
Megan: Thank you for visiting Sprint. What questions can I answer for you today?
You: Hello, I'm interested in the Sprint 3G/4G USB U600, but I'm not a customer (yet). I was wondering what the contracts were, and what all the costs were involved, if I were to decide on this product and service?
Megan: Thank you for your patience.
Megan: Thank you for your interest in Sprint.
Megan: That’s great to hear!
Megan: I would be happy to assist you with the information regarding Sprint 3G/4G USB U600,
Megan: This u600 delivers lightning speeds in 4G markets and dependable 3G speeds virtually everywhere else!
Megan: A Rotating USB connector allows for easy plug-in to any USB device and works with any Windows, MAC or Linux operating systems.
Megan: On the 4G network you can run multiple media applications simultaneously, video conference without the lag, download songs and videos with 4G speeds!
Megan: Our customers’ have found that the u600 sleek and lightweight design makes it portable and easy to carry. The card measures 1.26” long by 2.91” wide by 0.55”deep and only weighs 1.1oz.
You: I'm not interested in talking to a machine.
Megan: Sure, I am a real person, you are chatting with Megan.
You: Right. Unless you type 230 words per minute, you're copy and pasting a sales pitch. Lets get back on track to what I asked, and skip the fluff.
Megan: Yes, you are correct. Sure.
Megan: Sprint 3G/4G USB U600 will cost you $0.00+taxes with two year contract agreement.
You: What does the contract entail?
Megan: With two year contract, you are getting $199.99 instant saving on the devices.
You: I didn't ask that.
Megan: Contract agreement is the mandatory to avail Sprint services.
You: I'm giving you one more change to answer my question before I exit out and forget Sprint exists.
Megan: I sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused to you.
You: Right. Now answer the question, what does a contract entail.
Megan: You will need to sign two year contract agreement with Sprint to avail Sprint services and products.
You: You already told me that. I'm look at the costs inolved.
You: involved*
You: looking*
Megan: Yes, with two year contract agreement, you can get for our online pricing of the device.
You: You realize that was a horrible sentence, right? Also, you failed to answer my question. I told you the item, and wished to know the costs involved with said item.
You: Next time, hire a PERSON for this, because if this isn't a bot, you may want to consider changing up your HR department. This is really bad. Goodbye.
Thank you for chatting with us today!
Megan: I completely understand your point of views, however, Sprint services and products required 2 year contract agreement.
Megan: Sorry for the delay.
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 95 days
Last activity: 95 days
Posted on 12-15-11 11:46 PM Link | Quote
Fail.

I am surprised the phrase "terms and conditions" didn't come up... maybe that would have worked better at getting a response from the bot.
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