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Xeoman

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Since: 08-14-04
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Posted on 07-25-10 02:26 AM Link | Quote
Dunno if Rogue hit this one up already, but uh ...


A lot of robbers use force. This one used the Force.

A bandit decked out in a Darth Vader costume strolled into a Long Island bank yesterday - and walked out with a wad of cash.

The villain looked ready for Halloween, wearing the "Star Wars" scoundrel's signature mask and sweeping black cape.

He lost some authenticity points for a pair of camouflage pants.

The get-up struck one customer as so funny that he started joshing with the Darth Robber after he strode into the Chase bank in Setauket.

"The customer thought it might have been a joke, and not a serious attempt at a robbery," said Suffolk County police Detective Sgt. William Lamb.

But Darth wasn't kidding - and he wasn't going to be stopped by a non-Jedi Knight.

He won a "shoving match" against the incredulous customer before using his piece to order him to the floor, Lamb said.

And his weapon was no joke. He was carrying a pistol instead of a lightsaber.

Cops released a surveillance camera image yesterday showing Darth at the teller counter, loading bills into a bag, while the customer cowers on the floor.

The fake Darth made a quick-footed getaway, and the bank was still checking its drawers late yesterday to figure out how large his take was, Lamb said.

It was the second recent off-the-wall bank robbery. On Wednesday, NYPD cops arrested a man dubbed the "Bouquet Bandit," saying he brought flowers and potted plants into banks he robbed.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2010/07/22/2010-07-22_darth_vader_robber_and_thats_no_lightsaber_hes_wielding_at_li_bank.html






Uh ... what?
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Since: 01-08-10
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Posted on 07-25-10 02:30 AM Link | Quote
Man, excessive force isn't the word.

I think it was Valhalla. I refuse to use your new name, by the way, Darth (insert derogatory name here).

Bu this is awesome. Literally. I hope they never catch him.

Or, better yet, a rogue Jedi vigilante caught him.
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Since: 04-17-10
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Posted on 07-25-10 02:31 AM Link | Quote
The recession strikes back!

FTW!


(Last edited by vince_rigle on 07-25-10 02:31 AM)
Rogue
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Posted on 07-25-10 09:09 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xeus
Dunno if Rogue hit this one up already, but uh ...

Nope, but that's HILARIOUS. Sounds like something that would have gone down in Hollywood before the costumed people panhandling for tips were kicked out.

I'm stewing in my own fucktardery here at Comic-Con. Someone got stabbed with a pen, near the eye, by a guy in a Harry Potter T-shirt.


(Last edited by Rogue on 07-25-10 09:28 AM)
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Posted on 07-25-10 02:07 PM Link | Quote
Man, they are going to start going after us nerds now, this isn't cool.
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Posted on 07-25-10 04:25 PM Link | Quote
"As it turns out, the man who stabbed someone definitely had a Wii in his home. Games must be to blame".
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Since: 04-17-10
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Posted on 07-26-10 12:43 AM Link | Quote
Have you seen the death star's electric bill? Justified!
Rogue
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Posted on 07-26-10 02:59 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Xeus
"As it turns out, the man who stabbed someone definitely had a Wii in his home. Games must be to blame".

Oh you know it. I'm sure someone will blame comic books for it as well. No doubt the Westboro Baptist Church heard about it (since they came to picket the convention on Thursday) and are being all smug.
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