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Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-19-10 02:55 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted, but you can't wind up your kick, and also you have to wear weights. Thousand pound weights.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 24 days
Last activity: 24 days
Posted on 07-19-10 04:18 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you are dead before it happens and are not chosen to rise up.

I wish for nachos.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 978 days
Last activity: 974 days
Posted on 07-19-10 04:21 PM Link | Quote
Granted. They were made ten years ago, sitting in a box under the chair of a large man that passes gas at least five times an hour.

I wish for the human apocalypse.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-19-10 04:42 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted. there's a person in a box in the hole in the ground and the green grass burns all around.

I wish for aquakinesis.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 52 days
Last activity: 49 days
Posted on 07-19-10 08:42 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but all of the world's water dries up and you now have a useless ability... Not to mention you die of thirst shortly thereafter.

I wish that my dog could do a handstand while saying its ABCs backwards.


(Last edited by Valhalla on 07-19-10 08:44 PM)
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 152 days
Last activity: 5 days
Posted on 07-19-10 08:58 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he has no legs. You have to put him down. ;-(

I wish that I could do magic tricks.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-19-10 11:30 PM Link | Quote
Granted but you can only do lame tricks and you're trapped on a planet of magicians and you live a life of sadness and dismay.

I wish I was a supervillain.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 978 days
Last activity: 974 days
Posted on 07-19-10 11:33 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but your powers are no stronger than Vulkar's. Batman kicks your ass. Forever.

I wish to hold a simbattle tournament!
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-20-10 12:38 AM Link | Quote
Granted and it is an epic stand off between you and I in the end but an EMP hits your house while you are under house arrest causing you to lose due to the 3 day limit rule.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 978 days
Last activity: 974 days
Posted on 07-20-10 01:44 AM Link | Quote
Granted. Nothing happens. Ever. In your entire life.

I wish this was my 900th post!

((It totally is, so good luck corrupting, fiends!!!! MWAHAHAHAH!!!!!))
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-20-10 01:58 AM Link | Quote
Granted but the site owner claims you are no longer a member and deletes your profile.

I wish for the othe Scott pilgrim books
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 152 days
Last activity: 5 days
Posted on 07-20-10 11:53 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you get his lesser known othe series, which only sold fifty copies, and were torn apart by critics and readers alike. Due to the lack of sales, this book series was dumped into a landfill, ala E.T. But hey, you have it now.

I wish for the extinction of all ticks.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 24 days
Last activity: 24 days
Posted on 07-20-10 06:04 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but they all have to bite you for it to happen.

I wish for my shift to be over already.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-20-10 10:31 PM Link | Quote
Granted but as soon as you leave you're attacked by a bear that wouldn't have been there when your shif was meant to be over.

I wish for a utopian society
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 978 days
Last activity: 974 days
Posted on 07-21-10 02:05 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but it fails, as there is no complete Utopia. It is also over run by the zombies that you are not allowed to be.

I wish to not be voted Biggest Spammer
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 152 days
Last activity: 5 days
Posted on 07-21-10 03:30 PM Link | Quote
Granted, the board is overrun with new and insane spammers, who overtake your rank in about two days.

I wish that I could get a second high paying job.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-21-10 09:39 PM Link | Quote
Wish granted, but it's a job as a professional boxer's punching bag.

I wish for a million dollars in unmarked bills.
Xeios

You WANKER!








Since: 08-16-04

Since last post: 2703 days
Last activity: 873 days
Posted on 07-21-10 11:19 PM Link | Quote
Granted, the bills are totally unmarked however, lacking all ink.

I wish my laptop worked, so I could write while on vacation.


(Last edited by Xeios on 07-21-10 11:19 PM)
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2578 days
Last activity: 2552 days
Posted on 07-21-10 11:38 PM Link | Quote
Granted but you become stranded while on vacation away from any contact with humanity. Have fun writing.

I wish I could buy MY laptop already.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 978 days
Last activity: 974 days
Posted on 07-22-10 12:02 AM Link | Quote
Granted. Your laptop is bought, but the government arrests you once they find that you have used blank slips of paper as money. They come to your house, break your laptop, and beat the crap out of you until they carry you out of the house. You are then used to test cures for the common cold, resulting in your sex change. Talk about a messed up wish.

I wish I knew the Muffin Man.
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