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Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 151 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 06-20-10 05:03 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but its used.

I wish that I were the George Washinton of the Xeodent awards.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
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Posted on 06-20-10 05:30 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You change you name from Vulkar to George Washington. You still don't win.

I wish the Myastery Candidate didn't join the election late and illegally.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 151 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 06-20-10 11:47 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he kills your clones and eats your cheese.

I wish I didn't have to shred alone...
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
Last activity: 973 days
Posted on 06-21-10 01:13 AM Link | Quote
Granted!!! I'd say Phoenix is here to save the day, but jeez, if that isnt the exact opposite of corruption, I dont know what color my panties are....I mean briefs. Yeah. Big, manly briefs. With guns and stuff.

Anyway, you dont have to shred alone. You are sent to a forced labor camp where all you do is shred papers.

I wish I didnt have to sgred alone, either, but with a different answer than I gave Vulkar.
Kanutch









Since: 10-17-09
From: Oregon

Since last post: 2892 days
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Posted on 06-23-10 01:37 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the song that never ends is stuck in your head.

I wish I had the power to sing the song that ends the world.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
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Posted on 06-24-10 01:34 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but your larnyx gets ripped out and you can never speak or sing again. And you get stung by a bee.

I wish for a perfectly uncorrupted popsicle.
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Posted on 06-24-10 04:21 PM Link | Quote
Granted but

I wish for

Kanutch









Since: 10-17-09
From: Oregon

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Posted on 06-25-10 03:42 AM Link | Quote
Granted. Granted, you successfully " ." However, the incident involving the act of, " " causes massive incurable insanity.

I wish a wizard did it.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 151 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 06-25-10 11:25 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but he also blows up the ocean, which considering the oil spill, really wasn't that hard.

I wish my wrist tendons would stop hurting.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
Last activity: 973 days
Posted on 06-25-10 12:48 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You get them surgically removed so they stop hurting, but you no longer have control over the movement of your wrist. And it gets infected.


One, two, three, four, I wish to declare a thumb war.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 151 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 06-25-10 03:08 PM Link | Quote
Granted, you engage me in a desperate thumb war which goes on for hours. Neither side seems to gain a foothold over the other. However, recognizing the threat, I employ a nuclear fist, giving you brain cancer, and forcing you to lose.

I wish I had a nuclear fist that would not give me cancer or radiation poisoning.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
Last activity: 973 days
Posted on 06-25-10 03:55 PM Link | Quote
Firslty, I laughed my ass off at that answer.

Soecondly, granted. But after pucnching someone in the head too hard while thumb wrestling one day, it blows up, killing you and the other person, which just so happened to be someone by the last name of Bush..

I wish my head were nuclear fist proof, nullifying any kind of cancer or radiation. And explosions.
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 530 days
Last activity: 515 days
Posted on 06-29-10 10:18 AM Link | Quote
granted however your head is cancer so you die anyway.

I wish I was home.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
Last activity: 973 days
Posted on 06-29-10 01:24 PM Link | Quote
Granted. Home is where the heart is. Toobad your heart gets ripped out by Oprah so she can stockpile it. (I feel bad corrupting your serious wishes, but it's the game. Still, I apologize.)

I wish for a really rusty, infected shaving razor.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2577 days
Last activity: 2551 days
Posted on 06-30-10 12:43 AM Link | Quote
Wish granted you're given your razor by a zombie bear. You're then roundhoused by Chuck Norris (hail his name)
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 530 days
Last activity: 515 days
Posted on 06-30-10 09:59 AM Link | Quote
you have no wish to grant.

I wish I had a pair of civilian shorts to wear out here =P

Don't worry it makes me giggle when you corrupt them.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 151 days
Last activity: 4 days
Posted on 07-04-10 11:09 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but they're actually Hannah Montana pajama shorts.

I wish for something that it incorruptable.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
Last activity: 973 days
Posted on 07-04-10 02:19 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You get a Republ--whoops. My apologies. Instead, you get Phoenix, the uncorruptable Xeodential candidate. But then he runs away and ends up winning the campaign.

I wish for more people to sign up for werewolf.
Squire Vince

Storm Eagle
is watching you, he sees your every move.








Since: 04-17-10
From: Victorian London.

Since last post: 2577 days
Last activity: 2551 days
Posted on 07-05-10 12:09 AM Link | Quote
wish granted so many people join that they actually start becoming werewolves. they start mauling at your flesh and you die a horrid death (sorry)
I wish for spiritual balance!
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 977 days
Last activity: 973 days
Posted on 07-07-10 04:26 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but everything non-spiritual is unbalanced, destroying the world as you know it. [/lame answer]

I wish for Wawa to call me back and hire me.
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