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Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1153 days
Last activity: 1149 days
Posted on 06-12-10 01:39 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You never roll your ankle again. Your knee is horribly dislocated, though, and continues to do so for life.

I wish I was a genie so I could grant my own, non-corrupted wishes.
spongebob
Newcomer








Since: 06-11-10
From: how do I hack

Since last post: 3078 days
Last activity: 3061 days
Posted on 06-12-10 01:40 PM Link | Quote
But the lamp you're living in would get broken.

I wish I could hack.


(Last edited by spongebob on 06-12-10 01:41 PM)
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1153 days
Last activity: 1149 days
Posted on 06-12-10 01:48 PM Link | Quote
Granted. You learn how to hack, and then are captured by the government for conspiracy and sent to a remote island with only plants and tigers.

I wish I knew karate.
spongebob
Newcomer








Since: 06-11-10
From: how do I hack

Since last post: 3078 days
Last activity: 3061 days
Posted on 06-12-10 01:50 PM Link | Quote
But then someone who knows kungfu would beat you.

I wish I could make a wish without having it corrupted.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1153 days
Last activity: 1149 days
Posted on 06-12-10 02:13 PM Link | Quote
Granted. The wish you just made is uncorrupted. Too bad nothing actually happens..

I wish for a pair of unbroken, perfectly harmless, red, fake glasses to wear.
spongebob
Newcomer








Since: 06-11-10
From: how do I hack

Since last post: 3078 days
Last activity: 3061 days
Posted on 06-12-10 03:48 PM Link | Quote
Granted. But those glasses are so red that they actually are opaque.

I wish the Old blue theme I'm using had styles defined for user controls.
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 706 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 06-12-10 04:02 PM Link | Quote
Granted but then all users are given too much power and the board crashes.

I wish summer wasn't that hot in Iraq.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1153 days
Last activity: 1149 days
Posted on 06-12-10 05:37 PM Link | Quote
Granted. It is freezing cold, to the point the temperature is below zero.

I wish for awesomeness.
Kanutch









Since: 10-17-09
From: Oregon

Since last post: 3068 days
Last activity: 3068 days
Posted on 06-12-10 07:18 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you and anyone you will ever meet will never experience the awesomeness you wished for. You don't even get to feel good for granting someone random the awesomeness. You also get a paper cut.

I wish I had the functional Orgazmorator from Orgazmo.
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 706 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 06-13-10 10:05 AM Link | Quote
granted but you are immune to it and you can't even orgasm.

I wish people would stop making fun of my "out of the closet" nerd/geekieness.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1153 days
Last activity: 1149 days
Posted on 06-14-10 03:27 AM Link | Quote
Granted. They instead tie you up and throw you back in the closet...with wolves.

I wish I knew why Hitler's mustache was so tiny.
spongebob
Newcomer








Since: 06-11-10
From: how do I hack

Since last post: 3078 days
Last activity: 3061 days
Posted on 06-14-10 12:09 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you get jailed for being a Hitler sympathizer.

I wish I had boobs.
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 706 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 06-14-10 01:23 PM Link | Quote
granted, but you get breast cancer and then you have to have them removed.

I wish santa was real.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 1153 days
Last activity: 1149 days
Posted on 06-14-10 03:47 PM Link | Quote
Grnted, but he rapes small children on the night of Christmas eve.

I wish robo-santa was real.
Kanutch









Since: 10-17-09
From: Oregon

Since last post: 3068 days
Last activity: 3068 days
Posted on 06-14-10 07:23 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he is just like the real flesh-Santa.

I wish the Crusades never happened.
Cteno

Super Shotgun
Moderator








Since: 01-11-05

Since last post: 63 days
Last activity: 14 days
Posted on 06-14-10 07:26 PM Link | Quote
Granted, the world is finally at peace. Then the crusades happen.

I wish that I would get off of my lazy ass and make a somewhat competent Xeogaming banner already!
Kanutch









Since: 10-17-09
From: Oregon

Since last post: 3068 days
Last activity: 3068 days
Posted on 06-14-10 07:50 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you are never satisfied with it, and never submit a finished product.

I wish kittens were a sometimes food.
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 706 days
Last activity: 691 days
Posted on 06-15-10 09:48 AM Link | Quote
Granted you're now in a communist country and they are totally racist against you.

I wish my boss wasn't so mean to me.
Lord Vulkas Mormonus

Vile
High Xeodent of Xeomerica.








Since: 10-29-04
From: North Carolina, United States. World, Sol System, milky way

Since last post: 326 days
Last activity: 52 days
Posted on 06-16-10 12:33 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you die of a failed heart transplant (They lost the heart behind the couch) and you die.

I wish I could do anything and everything, free of restriction or negative consequence.
WhiteRose

Warrior
Sailor Delerium

Have you ever spent days and days and days making up flavors of ice cream that no ones ever eaten before? Like chicken and telephone ice cream?...Green mouse ice cream was the worst.








Since: 08-17-04
From: The Dreaming

Since last post: 2256 days
Last activity: 2960 days
Posted on 06-16-10 01:30 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but due to lack of restrictions and negative consequences, you never learned important lessons in life and so you fail at life.

I wish for a fluffy unicorn!
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