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Cteno

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Since: 01-11-05

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Posted on 09-20-11 04:17 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but then a magical unicorn steals your lungs to sell on the rainbow market.

I wish for infinite wishes.
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

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Posted on 09-20-11 09:12 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but you skin your knee, think nothing of it, and die from a mutant, instantaneous infection and die before you can make any other wishes (that would have all ended up corrupted anyway, sadly).


I wish a certain friend of mine lost the ability to speak.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
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Posted on 09-20-11 11:27 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but they gain telepathic powers so they can communicate still, and you cannot avoid it. Ever.

I wish for a professional deep tissue massage, given for free.
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 09-21-11 12:39 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but this free masseuse uses this cheap oil that it turns out you're allergic to and you end up with this really, really painful rash, and your back pain hasn't gone away. I guess you really get what you pay for.


I wish I knew how I got this cut on my finger.


(Last edited by Rogue on 09-21-11 02:45 PM)
Elara

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Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 09-21-11 09:03 AM Link | Quote
Granted... but where did this bruise on your knee come from?

I wish that Ben would take the hint when I leave the Netflix envelope that is ready to be mailed back below his keys in the morning.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 09-25-11 05:40 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but he accidentally mails said keys along with the envelope, and so Netflix decides to rent those out, as well. Now your house is visited and robbed once a week by a new Netflix user. Oh, and sorry about your car.

I wish I could make Chuck Norris cry.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 09-25-11 06:59 PM Link | Quote
Granted, now he won't stop crying and everybody drowns in his crocodile tears.


I wish my neighbors' TV broke. It's too freaking loud.
Phoenixocracy

The one true Xeodent








Since: 01-08-10
From: Xeomerica

Since last post: 976 days
Last activity: 972 days
Posted on 09-25-11 07:01 PM Link | Quote
Granted. The tv breaks, but only after it first explodes, killing everybody in the area. Now you must spend the afterlife with them and their Egyptian soap operas.

I wish my room would finish packing itself.
Elara

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Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 09-25-11 10:21 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but all of your most prized possessions are now lost as a result. Your room laughs at you.

I wish that this cold would go the fuck away.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 09-26-11 02:32 PM Link | Quote
Granted, it departs, fucks another cold and they have little cold babies that have evolved into this super flus, and you can't seem to get rid of them.


I wish for a box of blueberry muffin Frosted Mini Wheats.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 09-27-11 04:22 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but Brandon eats them all before you get any.

I wish that I didn't just bang my knee on the table.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 09-27-11 04:31 AM Link | Quote
Granted, you bumped your head instead.


I wish I could think of more things to do that are fun and free.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 09-27-11 04:52 AM Link | Quote
Granted, but you have no time to do any of them. And they sounded awesome too.

I wish that I didn't feel sick when I am hungry.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 09-29-11 07:06 PM Link | Quote
Granted, now you just vomit out of the blue. Any time. All the time.


I wish L.A. had some version of the Cash Cab.
Elara

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Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 09-29-11 08:34 PM Link | Quote
Granted, but the questions are never anything you are able to answer. You stumble into it by accident, make a fool of yourself on national television, and become a hermit.

I wish for a better job.
Rogue
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Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 1 day
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Posted on 09-29-11 09:17 PM Link | Quote
You get one. But it's only slightly better, while still almost completely sucking. You end up constantly wishing for even better job than that.


I wish I didn't want to eat all of the cookies Brandon just bought.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 09-29-11 10:19 PM Link | Quote
Granted, instead you DID eat them. Oh ho!

I wish I could speed read.
Rogue
If you're reading this... You are the Resistance











Since: 08-17-04

Since last post: 1 day
Last activity: 1 day
Posted on 09-29-11 10:39 PM Link | Quote
((Sadly I did... ))

Granted, you read everything and now you're bored all the time with the peasants who read at a normal rate.


I wish Brandon didn't need the placemat that's under my computer right now.
Elara

Divine Mamkute
Dark Elf Goddess
Chaos Imp
Penguins Fan

Ms. Invisable








Since: 08-15-04
From: Ferelden

Since last post: 22 days
Last activity: 22 days
Posted on 09-30-11 08:33 PM Link | Quote
Granted. But he takes it anyway.

I wish that I had more time to work on my new character for gaming tomorrow.
True Flight

The One








Since: 08-21-04

Since last post: 529 days
Last activity: 514 days
Posted on 09-18-12 12:19 PM Link | Quote
Granted but you only get 30 seconds.

I wish my hat wasn't crushed by my laptop last night.
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